₦airaland Forum

Emmafrancis: GEJ till 2019!!!!!!

You need to see your doctor

OlaJohnson1: It takes a nation of fools to be led by idiots. I can't but agree with Thambo Mbeki that Nigerians get the type of leaders they desire.

Gbam

remember007: . Na you and your generation future ...GEJ till JANJAWEEEEEEDS get sense no mater how many years it takes

I don't like simpleton quoting me, get a life bro.

Jona d drunk, all this people ranting GEJ till whatever, I pity your future and that of your children, continue collecting rice and spoil your future. Awon were gbogbo Stomach Infrastructure.

The Buses are on strike.

Godwit1: THE QUESTION IS WHO MADE THE ATTEMPT? TO HIM IT'S BUHARY WHO MADE AN ATTEMPT ON HIMSELF, SO THERE IS NO CONTRADICTION IN HIS STATEMENT. TRY READING AGAIN. THANKS

I did nt say otherwise, what am emphasising on is that Asari Dokubo is not better than those Bokoharam. He is also among the problem of this country.

This country is Joke, Imagine a millitant leader also talking, that bloated idiot should just shut and stop disgracing this country. His the one that said the attempt on Buhari's life is to cause Chaos, now he is saying another thing... Is trying to confuse or convince us.

Na du gra gra for we a #Team Lagbaja# The only musician that doesn't allow his glutinous mouth to control his brain.... Thumbs up bro

Summary please, I just finished reading for exam, I can't add dis novel to it.

Aregbe till 2018..... Continue the good work. Anyone with good sense of reasoning will surely know that Omisore and co. Can never defeat Aregbesola. PDP stop giving yourself hope. We don't want assassins party.

Hmmmm.... Ok

pembisco: Eiyah i wish i kn donate bt i dnt hv, let d govment do smtin pls, evn though she has one eye left i tink d govnment nd cheerful givers kn donate for d oda eye's surgery. shes biutiful sha bt she nids d oda eye to be perfct

ur own na goat eyes abi? Y u no go donate

emmadan: tell those yoruba singers make dem cool down,mikel is flying back this nite.no show 4 dem,if dem like make them shake yanch 4rm 2day til 2mao.

are u just daft naturally? Must bring tribalism come here too........ U need a doctor attention o

ASUU no do good o, see hw pple's mouth de mensurate, do u tink u can scare anybody wif ur breakn up, abeg make u pple go self, see Japan, no mineral resources and they are 1 of d world powers. See Nigeria with ur oil and sum oda mineral resources we are one the wretched countries in d world.... Abeg pls let's tink with our brain and nt our kidneys

A maid wanted her salary raise? her madam wanted 3 reasons why she wanted an increment of salary? asked why?
maid: I can cook Better than you?

Madam: who told you that

Maid: your husband told Me?

Madam: OK, second reason

Maid: I can iron Better than you

Madam: who told you that

Maid: Your husband told Me Madam: OK, and the third reason?

Maid: I am also Better in bed than you?  This time madam was furious & was getting ready to break her head

Madam: Did my husband say that?

Maid: No the driver to me that I’m better in bed than you are

Madam: Please lower your voice I will increase your salary ! In-fact How much Do You Want?

 

Question : if you happens to be the maid how much will you tell her?

Don’t Laff alone comment and share this …..God bless you!

My vote 4 Mikel, who knws Dindinrin Drogba, am nt beggn 4 likes, but I won't mind if u give me some

lomprico: some 1diots will still come here and defend him.

lomprico: some 1diots will still come here and defend him.

dose stone eaters.......

This woman don bleach and ended up looking brighter than her future

From Daily-mail;

A jealous university student threw sulphuric acid over her friend in an attack inspired by the horrific assault on Katie Piper, a court today heard.

Mary Konye, 21, disguised herself in an Islamic veil showing only her eyes, and followed Naomi Oni home in East London before allegedly dousing her in the corrosive acid. Ms Oni, 21, who worked at Victoria’s Secret lingerie shop, suffered horrific burns on her face and chest, lost her hair and eyelashes and was left scarred for life in the alleged attack on December 30 2012.

Snaresbrook Crown Court heard that Konye, who was studying business and finance at Hertfordshire University, had been close friends with Ms Oni since secondary school.

But she was envious of the shop worker’s good looks, and the pair had rowed in the past leading Konye to attack her with acid previously, it is alleged.

Konye knew Ms Oni had been deeply ‘moved’ by Katie Piper, a model and TV presenter who was badly scarred and left blind in one eye after she was attacked with acid in an ambush arranged by her ex-boyfriend, Daniel Lynch.

Knowing this, Konye decided to launch the copycat attack, jurors were told.

The court heard Ms Oni left work at the Westfield Shopping Centre in Stratford, East London, at around 11.30pm with several colleagues.

But she was oblivious to the fact she was being closely followed by Konye wearing a full niqab, a hooded black coat, gloves and a grey bag, jurors heard.

CCTV showed the university student had ‘lingered waiting to see the victim’ at Stratford and ‘tailed’ her home always making sure to keep a few steps behind her, the court heard.

On the phone to her boyfriend throughout the journey, she stopped off at takeaway to pick up some food and got the 368 bus to her house.

Unaware she was being followed, she got off the bus at Lodge Avenue, a few hundred yards away from her house.

But she suddenly became aware of a presence behind her and spun around to see someone in a niqab who lobbed a glass of acid at her.

Gareth Patterson, prosecuting, told jurors that Konye had threatened to attack Ms Oni with acid on another occasion after the pair rowed.

He said: ‘Naomi will tell you about her friendship with the defendant.

‘In particular she will tell you how in the past they had an up and down relationship and how the defendant had admitted to her that on one occasion in anger she threatened to throw acid at Naomi.

‘There was a reason why the defendant would have chosen to make such an unusual sort of threat.

‘In the past the two of them had discussed a young woman called Katie Piper.

‘She was a woman who had acid thrown at her and that attack had been reported in the media.

‘Naomi and the defendant had discussed this and it appears that the defendant knew that Naomi had been particularly moved by Katie Piper’s ordeal.

‘Naomi stated that she and the defendant had fallen out in the past and says that there was an occasion during a row when she called the defendant ugly.

‘She says that they were later back on speaking terms and importantly, that the defendant said to her that she (the defendant) had been so angry at the time that she had said to someone else, a friend of the defendant’s called Kamilah Andrews, that she (the defendant) wanted to throw acid at Naomi.

‘Naomi believed that the defendant had realised just how upset she had been by Katie Piper’s horrible ordeal.’

Mr Patterson said: ‘She could not see the face of the person, just the light-brown coloured skin around the eyes.

‘She believed it was a female. The woman was staring at her.

‘All of a sudden Naomi felt a liquid being thrown into her face. She screamed and immediately felt her face burning.

‘She could smell her skin and hair burning. She immediately ran home.

‘Naomi’s boyfriend Ato Owede was still on the phone with her at the time of the attack. He describes how he was chatting with her when suddenly he heard his girlfriend scream.’

The liquid immediately burnt through her skin and clothes and left her face blistered.

Screaming and shouting ‘acid’ she ran to her house in Dagenham and desperately tried to wash the harmful liquid off before being rushed to Broomfield Hospital for specialist treatment for her burns.

Her house was packed with relatives who were staying for the Christmas and New Year holiday and frantically tried to help the young shop worker wash the acid off.

The skin on her face and part of her neck has turned white and peeled off, and there was also burning to her nose, cheeks and chin, right wrist, hand, stomach and left thigh.

She had to spend a month in hospital undergoing intensive treatment for her injuries.

Specialist cops who deal with chemical spills tested the clothes and a pool of water at Ms Oni’s home.
They found that her burnt out clothes and the pool of water all had a ph level of 1 – the most acidic.
Her cardigan had ‘melted, producing a black tar-like material’ and had a ‘pronounced acrid smell’.
They believe she was doused with sulphuric acid, which is used in the chemical industry and found in batteries and drain cleaners.

Konye, who was arrested on February 22 last year, denied carrying out the attack or ever threatening to throw acid at Naomi.

Mr Patterson said: ‘She described the victim as being very attractive and said she believed the victim had wanted to work in make-up.

‘She said they had had quite a few fallings out, including one very big one, however she said she did not remember ever saying she was going to attack Naomi with acid.

‘She denied being in any way jealous of the victim’s looks.’

He added: ‘She agreed that she and the victim had previously spoken about the acid attack on Katie Piper.’
But she denied carrying out the attack or knowing who did it.

Jurors were told there is mobile phone evidence placing Konye on the same bus as Ms Oni.

Wearing her long hair down and a purple top and black cardigan, Konye, of Canning Town, East London, sat in the dock passively and repeatedly stared at the floor during the hearing.

She denies throwing or casting a corrosive fluid with intent to burn, maim, disfigure, disable or do grievous bodily harm.

The case was adjourned until 10.15am and the case continues tomorrow.

modextus: To be honest ehmmm...all I wanted to see was the highest ranked ghanian university.

26th?? And some of 'em come on NL to tell us we're products of a failed educational system?


[size=20pt]yuck!!![/size]

Don't mind those charcoal skin

sir willy: Imagine a kid telling someone else to grow up. That is why Nigeria will never get better, because we think rubbish even when the truth is in front of us.

ehn, mr human right activist, dem de fight 4 second house, hw it take concern u..... I don apologise mr.

McLuhan: I have made up my mind not to insult anyone on this forum, even if I disagree with their opinion. For that reason, I shall ignore the slur in your post. However, as those who have compared my comments and yours can attest, there are vast differences in intellect and maturity among members of this forum. Consequently, I would not expect everyone to understand a comment not couched in the gutter language spoken in most motor parks, especially when such a comment concerns political ideology.

ok let me say am sorry, I did nt mean to insult u...... Come sip palm wine with me

Oda_Nobunaga: Am available for VP.
shey be just to go up dia and see what is happening

ok done deal, start printn posters

The rankings of Africa’s top higher education institutions has been provided by the 4 International Colleges & Universities (4icu). 4icu is an international higher education search engine and directory reviewing accredited Universities and Colleges in the world. 4icu.org includes 11,160 Colleges and Universities, ranked by web popularity, in 200 countries.

A quick look shows that South African universities dominate the top despite the fact that South Africa ranks very low on the quality of education in the world.

The first Nigeria University on the list came in at no 10 which is Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife

See full list below:-

1. University of South Africa – South Africa

2. University of Cape Town – South Africa

3. Universiteit Stellenbosch – South Africa

4. University of Dar es Salaam – Tanzania

5. University of KwaZulu-Natal – South Africa

6. University of Pretoria – South Africa

7. Cairo University – Egypt

8. University of the Witwatersrand – South Africa

9. University of the Western Cape – South Africa

10. Obafemi Awolowo University – Nigeria

11. Makerere University – Uganda

12. University of Botswana – Botswana

13. Mansoura University – Egypt

14. Rhodes University – South Africa

15. Alexandria University – Egypt

16. The American University in Cairo – Egypt

17. Zagazig University – Egypt

18. University of Johannesburg – South Africa

19. Assiut University – Egypt

20. University of Nairobi – Kenya

21. Université Cheikh Anta Diop – Senegal

22. University of Zambia – Zambia

23. North-West University – South Africa

24. University of Lagos – Nigeria

25. Tanta University – Egypt

26. University of Ghana – Ghana

27. Université de Ouagadougou – Burkina Faso

28. Université Mohammed V – Agdal – Morocco

29. Nelson Mandela Metropolitan University – South Africa

30. Cape Peninsula University of Technology – South Africa

31. Université d’Antananarivo – Madagascar

32. Ain Shams University – Egypt

33. University of Ibadan – Nigeria

34. Kenyatta University – Kenya

35. University of Namibia – Namibia

36. Universiteit van die Vrystaat – South Africa

37. University of Nigeria – Nigeria

38. The German University in Cairo – Egypt

39. University of Limpopo – South Africa

40. Université de la Reunion – Reunion

41. University of Khartoum – Sudan

42. Benha University – Egypt

43. Universidade Eduardo Mondlane – Mozambique

44. Helwan University – Egypt

45. École Nationale d’Architecture – Morocco

46. University of Fort Hare – South Africa

47. Université Nationale du Rwanda – Rwanda

48. Al Akhawayn University – Morocco

49. Université Catholique de l’Afrique de l’Ouest – Benin

50. Tshwane University of Technology – South Africa

51. Jomo Kenyatta University of Agriculture and Technology – Kenya

52. Minia University – Egypt

53. Addis Ababa University – Ethiopia

54. Fayoum University – Egypt

55. Moi University – Kenya

56. University of Ilorin – Nigeria

57. October 6 University – Egypt

58. South Valley University – Egypt

59. Sokoine University of Agriculture – Tanzania

60. Université Mouloud Maameri de Tizi Ouzou – Algeria

61. Université Mohammed V – Souissi – Morocco

62. Al-Azhar University – Egypt

63. Kwame Nkrumah University of Science and Technology – Ghana

64. Misurata University – Libya

65. Minoufiya University – Egypt

66. Université d’Oran – Algeria

67. Université Hassan II Mohammedia – Casablanca – Morocco

68. Polytechnic of Namibia – Namibia

69. Université d’Alger – Algeria

70. University of Zimbabwe – Zimbabwe

71. University of Cape Coast – Ghana

72. The British University in Egypt – Egypt

73. Université de Tunis El Manar – Tunisia

74. University of Zululand – South Africa

75. University of Agriculture, Abeokuta – Nigeria

76. University of Malawi – Malawi

77. Université Cadi Ayyad – Morocco

78. Université Mentouri de Constantine – Algeria

79. Suez Canal University – Egypt

80. Université de Yaoundé I – Cameroon

81. Egerton University – Kenya

82. University of Swaziland – Swaziland

83. Kafr el-Sheikh University – Egypt

84. Université Ibn Tofail – Morocco

85. Université de la Manouba – Tunisia

86. Université Hassan II – Casablanca – Morocco

87. Covenant University – Nigeria

88. University of Benin – Nigeria

89. École Nationale Supérieure en Informatique – Algeria

90. Université des Sciences et de la Technologie Houari Boumediène – Algeria

91. Durban University of Technology – South Africa

92. Strathmore University – Kenya

93. Ahmadu Bello University – Nigeria

94. Université Ibnou Zohr – Morocco

95. Universidade de Cabo Verde – Cape Verde

96. Sudan University of Science and Technology – Sudan

97. University of Mauritius – Mauritius

98. Muhimbili University of Health and Allied Sciences – Tanzania

99. Gulu University – Uganda

100. Vaal University of Technology – South Africa

Do you think this List is Credible Enough?

McLuhan: If APC is ideologically different from PDP, why should politicians be defecting from the latter to the former? Does it mean that parties no longer have ideologies? Can a Democrat such as Bill Clinton defect to the Republican Party and work with George W. Bush, or vice versa? Does it mean that party names are now mere tags that mean nothing?

Furthermore, will the mere fact of defection transform these thieves and knaves into saints and messiahs? Can a leopard change its spots? Who can guarantee that a governor who stole his state's monthly allocation while in the PDP will not do same or even worse after defecting to the APC?

whaow I wonder why small kids are always commenting, abeg this is Nigeria nt US u can join any political party that u like, and there's nothing they can do about it..... So bro grow up

microgiant: lol

I need sum1 4 d position of Vice president

If PDP win they are flock of thief, if Apc win dey are group of Arm robbers, only God can help us..... Or make I suggest u vote 4 me just to go and see wat they are doing up there, I won't steal ur money... PROMISE

Bokoharam: If 50% of Top 10 pastors of the world are Nigerians, it then follows that Nigeria should be among the Top 10 super-powers of the world, and should produce 50% of the Top 10 world's richest men.

Do we now agree that the problem of Nigeria is not from Abuja, Lagos, the president, the governors, or APC, APGA, PDP? The major problem of Nigeria is us. the pastors are not exenorated. The church--formed after Christ, a man who lived a modest life, distributed to the poor, ensured He was never seen as higher than the people He worked with; the salt of the earth--has failed the world.

The early Christians lived in common, and no one lacked nothing, no one was richer than the other...he who had two clothes gave out one to him who had none.

Hate me, ostracise me, excommunicate me, beat me, stone me, brand me an antichrist, or--worse still--kill me, the truth remains the truth...very, very bitter!!!

God bless u my brother..... Oya chop knuckle

CallmePROF: same thing i heard.... I'm already on my way to sch. When are u coming to sch?

bros na thursday.....

Let me tell u, pple nowadays doesn't want hear anytin abt d Gospel... They prefer prosperity and dis pastors are telln dem wat de want hear.... No pastor can just collect money 4rm me because I knw d truth ' you shall knw the truth and truth shall set u free. John8:32

I rep team Lautech..... Although am still @ home........ But my spies don tell me say pple don fat, and guys don hammer plenty..... And all dis new pd gals are extremely beautiful