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Op u be indomie gen. No body fit forget ugo.c.ugo

And what are the blue waters doing abt it ,abeg my panadol don finish make I buy panadol keep first before discussing abt 9ja mata

Tribalism everywhere if u see an aba made car,television,shoes etc u will see yourubas like old stuff, can this improve the economy who e epp,etc but now see there comment on something that won't help the present situation of the nation,by the way who e epp.

The only thing I have experienced is being debited without the atm dispensing any money all I did was go back to the I complained and the money was reversed back to me but being over paid or under paid dat I have not experienced.

chai oboy see comfire policewomen as dem dey no be for naija here wey policewoman fit arrest man self.

this is what happens when u leave fufu&egusi soup for eba&ewedu.
Joe where were u when d-square called us 5%
Joe where were when the fulanis murderd almost 80 of our brothers and raped our sisters and they are taged libians
Joe where were u when countles of our brothers,sisters,mothers,fathers where shot dead like hunting games. *sobs*
Joe where were u when southerners are being removed and northerners are being imposed on us
Joe where were (let me cry finish first i wil be back)

op i was once in ur shoes,when i bought my first android hmm u neva see chomchin i dey inside kitchen soup wey dey ontop fire go burn dey smell i no go knw phone show me until it was stolen my pops man come carry nokia 2700 give tell me say no more android for me until phone spirit leave,na then i com determine say i go make without phone na so i carry de phone go keep for their room,i stayed without phone(not even nokia touch) for complete 3 months(bro e no easy oh) nah for my bday dem com carry samsung s2 give me till now i dont give a shit abt my phone.try it op it will work for u.

Certifiedbillio:
God bless u too

pls can someone with 174 have any hope of being posted.thnks

can someone with 174 in jamb have any hope of being posted.

only on nollywood where:
(1)20 years later and the dog in the house is still alive.
(2)They shoot u in the arm and u get bandaged in the head.
(3)U are making a call with a nokia phone and u hear the "battery empty tone" in the background.
(4)Lasty where advertisment takes 30mins of a 45mins video clip.which one do u experience frequently?

so if i waka come steal dat shoe i don steal 256k be dat?hmmm this money can make a wise poor man instantly reach na him d-square de wear the waka.

when u ask cripples and beggars on the street how market and they tell u dat there is hardship.i used to eat #70 food and i will be satisfied for the day but now after eating #250 food u go still find akra&bread chop.dis country self na to waka go mars sure pass.

dollyjoy:
Sex on a first date is a no no for me, infact no sex before marriage

u remind me of my g.f dats wat she used to say but she's de one calling and begging for it.

Psquare were living in hammorny until their wives came into the picture, i hereby surely and undoutably know that their wives punny are the fuel that is igniting this fire.

ur papa build road keep for them ni? abi na for air dem go drive am.defensive driving ko driving defensive ni.

jusk like "job" did i would advise u to change that ur name and know where ur problems are coming from ikpeazu(back judgement)

in nnamdi kanu's voice "bunch of hungry red cap idiots" these people remains the problem of igbo land just give them 1bag of rice and 1998 model tokumbo toyota and they will u like zombies.as for me and my family we still remain by alex otti.

mine na french in jss and physics in sss while my best till now remains biology

ollymoore:
I think is time for federal government to turn back to so call NDA and kill dem all

this is reason play station(ps2&3)should be banned,u think say u dey play *brothers in arms* abi see ur mouth like kill dem all

fayose eats beans at mama put,oshimole controls traffic,ambode packs trash,mimiko rides on okada,brutai walks 190km,tinubu sharing rice,etc.now d-square shares food posing for the camera, nigerian polithifiens cant u be real for once,who them epp. *sips liquid panadol and kwilikwili*

send a girl flowers and she will be like "are these for my garden?sorry i dont have a flower plantation".

i knw is that he is telling us to be patient that 2019 is around the corner, someone that made it possible that the higest curse a person can lay on u is "may ur life be like nigeria".

i knw is that he is telling us to be patient that 2019 is around the corner

chubbygal:
Op pls add Bird phone to that your list

u talk true how can i forget my first phone filp up bird especially the ship game rocks back then.

Countrygirl:
Who is this handsome guy?

hmm seems like he is my grandpa.joking but tanks for de complement.

but why is it that my name is not there oh i forgot its not thing.

Natotogokillme, adewumiopeyemi(m), Anuoluwaposimi(f), AnotherSeun(m), franklinjoseph(m), Oshoboy01, eistien(m), mizzbouqui(f), falconey, Militant1, ernesty20(m), vicstar (m), Chrisrare,guys what sayth thy to the op.

hmm op op nawa for u oh na so u want measure with obj's ulter farm take am easy oh make u turn bird be dat oh.any ways may urs,mine and all other nlanders business neva be lyk nigeria "AMEN".LIKE if u belive.

Onyezaza:
Hahaha you are not serious

i tire no be small but some ladies needs to be showed their place,due i condem the act but sometimes ur hand cant resist the cheek of a lady when she misshaves.
i hope u are not like that?

jabojafa:
like seriously can u compare dis lady with Genevive? Jenny make more sense nah..

abeg remember to post ur sis,wife or to be make we compar am period.