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on top which oil make avengers no catch dem crude oil ko,olive oil/palm oil ni

HungerBAD:
International speaking tour?

Who listens to this man?what does he talk about?how to be in charge of looters and economic saboteurs?
Or how to steal a country dry?

Good thing he flies in and out of Nigeria via PH,as I am sure there are people with rocks and stones in their hands, waiting for him at the Lagos or Abuja Airport.

What a failure.

when all of this is being said about oga jona i wournder how many pages will be used to write that of buhari de buharizer

at 14 my dad saw a condom in my wallet if no be say i jump fence that day maybe i for done bear different type of tribal marks for body,nigerian parents go be lyk:when u see this thing with ur eye go for confession immidately cos its a sin and u will die.am i wroung?

one day i went to my sis lougde,she then went to the bathroom and i was holding her phone then her phone rang and the caller's name was stored as "ATM" since then i jst the fear our girls.by the way na for dis buhari economy wey i go come dey spend anyhow on top girl wey i no fit swear for op abeg go back seat go sit.

Mindfulness:
I am sure it also applies to your brother-in-law and your future son-in-law albeit I hope that your dad has more sophisticated methods to deal with disagreements with his wife, your mother. Cheers!

hey i neva said am in support of that but atimes it seems like the only solution to some certian ladies that wants to prove that "what a man can do a woman can do better" in a wrong manner. just like the op said "when a fly perchs on ur scr¤t¤m then will u know there are peacful ways to deal with a problem" i hope u now understand me.

i came in to check names i am not suprised

one day i came back home and our neigbour and his wife were exchangeing words and the next thing we heard was "taaarrwaay" the slap that made my mum hold her cheek and immidately their was silence,i belive that is the one thing a nagging wife needs

i go call my ex cos my number is on blacklist on her(her bros told me)why cos man cant eat only one soup na.

countries now come to nigeria to learn how to catch corrupt politician whereas other are being emulated for their science and technology advancement,nigeria producing corruption since the days of abacha.

well its not my fault that i didnt read it all but the first act is way above sin.during the biafran war parents would sacrifice their portion for their kids even breasting feeding them flatterned breast untop hunger and u na own neva reach 5 month una done already start to de sell ur kids maybe by the times it reaches 1 year una go dey ur manhood,liver,kindey and even una heart join.do unto other what u would like them to do unto u.KARMA

well everybody has a dark side but always let the bright side outshine the dark side. kudus nri people.

op that one na boi-boi(serving someone) oh no be job.

Chibuhealth:
B4 that girl will reach 11 or 12, they will deflower her by then she will start snapping half unclad. May God protect her from wolves! Those of you quoting me should plz grow up, if you dont know anything abt entertainment industry, dont quote me... Good people

thats true,is obvious, but we are not talk about u and ur family. abeg bouncer take this girl outahere.

we just our last intergrity.....i laffed my ribs out.
we are not talking about ur family..,..that girl is in for a strong thing may god guilde her and her carrier IJN.

still chilling with my orijin and nkwobi wetin i knw be say ikpeazu onya red card at least make abians happy by leaving that sit chikina.

cowgirl9090:
Dear Lord also make them dickless until they clock 20.

lord abeg no answer this one oh,chia see dis babe oh hmm my dear na una go later regret am if that happens.

Olachase:
So day longer have power in Naija Delte now day are moving to SW those guys are nothing Buh basted.... Day even steal bread and goat lazy people later day say we are rice and educated... Before I think those guys were fighting for there right Buh now I understood day were only fighting for there pocket.... Your days are number on earth

my bros abeg this ur english fit damage buhari left ear.

Izonpikin:
If these acts of carnage are being carried out by Niger delta militants then it's crazy...


What is going on in this country. ..what the he'll. ..why can't we live in peace...let security operatives handle these militants who are all out to harm people..

When oga presidos men were rampaging what did the security operatives do, abeg oga go sitdon for back site

PentiumPro:
Ibos are very funny specie of animals, see them masturbatting like sexx starved monkeys all over here.
They will do anything to support crime in any guise.
They will support looters
They will support pipeline vandals
They will support miscreants
They will support arsonist.
They will support fulani herdmen against people of Benue
They will support JUST ANYTHING CRIME.
Why IGBOS?

just as u guys would support anything that keeps ur cowardly heart beating even sideing with the enermy,go ask awolowo's ash how market.bunch of .......

alade112:
Look at aw flatimeros are celebrating God thank you for making me yoruba. If i be Igbo i for don kill myself Olorun modupe si ibiti oda mi si..

kill urself ko born again ni for ur prayer u go dey ask god make him show u ur real papa for igbo land u neva can trust all these edo women of nowadays.

i know say england no go win that match cos as britain don exit from e.u na so dem go like exit from euro. played against them 3k=18k(thue retired i couldnt let this freebie pass me nah).

ojinuocheibi:
ibos are so complex, first ikpazu was Theodore stooge now he is not going no where. abeg which babalawo course Una?

just as some yoruba love fayose while other hate him.

dem suppose put alex otti make de tori make sense oya ikpeazu pack n go.

guess what i didnt know any of these,and i claim am a nigerian.abe bia op collect one 5 liters of kerosene from nma nkechi abeg.

okomogo:
LIE CLOCK!!!...(Laffmatazz)
Stella Obasanjo died and went to heaven ... As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly gates, She saw a huge wall of clocks behind her...
She asked, "What are all those clocks For?" St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks... Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Stella, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie."
"Incredible," said Stella. "And whose is that one?"
St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi Azikwe's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's my husband, Obasanjo's clock? "Obasanjo's clock is in the Angel's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan, its rotating with high speed:
What of Lai Mohammed's?: His own clock is being upgraded to be used as a Helicopter rotor blades for its incredible speed!!

lai baba lie hold phd

i would wish neva to be as poor as dangote

VALENCI:
The honorable thing to do is to just resign now.

oga u 4rm atlantis waka come,if they are allowed dey would carry that office to their graves.

ItsMeAboki:
You must have skipped your history class or never had one; however, you may wish to find out what the three 'R's policy implemented by the FG stood for after the war - so that next time you wouldn't have to make such ignorant comments again.

i wanted to lecture u a little but saw ur name all i have to say to u is "u are among the reasons abortion should be legalized in the north.smh

hehe wonders shall neva end make i hear pim 4rm opc them go hear wee.@no place pass usb

op there is a saying that says "that the wisest business man in other places is a fool in aba.(aba&onitsha are trade minded)op well i hope u learnt ur lesson

one question for those claiming equality who paid for their bride price then if they ans it then they can Bleep their self to the lagoon gender ko xender ni

delivite:
Yes, I remember that. Just asking if spewing all that stuff on me for expressing my opinion finally gave you the or.gasm you were looking for.

i jst said my mind thats all