₦airaland Forum

thesicilian:
Go and seal their own office also. Tit for tat.

Jaden is nowhere famous than his dad, Will Smith. Op what were you thinking?

Your daddies knew the consequences of mutiny before attempting it and they also planned to kill some daddies as well. Let them face the consequences of their actions. Period!

Gotocourt:
Make I bend if I give jennyclay shishi

why bringing her into this and wetin she do you?

Love800:
There is another book apart from this 48laws of power, written by the same author i think. Its also a great book like this one.

I read it some months back.

38 strategies of war

Used all except the penny. Good old days

[quote author=Iseddy post=134064324]You're right and I can bet You work in the bank. Yes I worked with a bank and at some point I was an ATM custodian hence not a stranger to issue like this. I can also bet there's no insider's complicity in cases like this

[quote author=Love800 post=134067302]Are you still working in a bank? Not anymore

She must have compromised her pin, prolly with those guys that hover around atm terminals offering to help people who wants to use the atm. Those guys are so clever and swift in swapping atm cards with the one with them. Imputing your pin on the swapped card will trapped your card automatically after 3 attempts and they, with the your card and prolly with the knowledge of your pin will move to another location to loot your account. I witnessed so many cases when I was working in a bank.

Sonnobax15:

Na that Jaden Smith outfit just kill my erection..That dude na complete definition of werey . I wonder where Willy willy born am from

Zonefree:
One harmattan period, I unplugged our evil fridge to plug this demonic boiler cos I been wan bath hot water. I ignorantly put hand inside the bucket of water to check if it's hot enough, na so this wicked boiler knack me for ground.

I stood up and unplugged the boiling ring and plug the fridge, na so the fridge also knack me for ground.

I was on the ground for over five minutes observing the fridge and the boiler. Na that day I conclude say na electric shock kill me for my former life.

. O boy, you gat me rolling on the floor laughing 🤣🤣🤣

Mtn 21 years. 2003 @21k

Prof Mosobalaje Oyawoye

Prof Mosobalaje Oyawo was infact the first Professor of Geology in the whole of Africa

MaziObinnaokija:
EVIL 🐦 🐦‍⬛ 🦃 🦉 🐥. Leave the beautiful couple alone 😔 🙁 😞 ☹️ and FACE TANKE

obviously a unilorite. FACE TANKE

OboOlora:
They should use the opportunity to open the head and add some brain, he will need that more than the artificial hair.
Even if na fish brain lol

. This ya moniker

DAS EFX. Watch straight from the sewer music video. If you follow hard core rap

Dad EFX. If you know you know. Go watch their musical video, STRAIGHT FROM THE SEWER

pussyeater:
Ogun keee your neighbor. Na people like your neighbor dey stingy pass, werey. You know how many other people he send N20k to, within the same period. He fit be say na 20 people he send N20k each to, which fit equals N400k, but your werey neighbor is an ingrate. Thunder fire your neighbor, tell am say na me talk am. Also tell am make I no catch am for street

badoh:
Their basic salary is not enough. It is their bogus allowances they need to donate before we can take them serious.

. Well said

englishmart:
My very close friend bought his child clothes instead of buying us alcohol. I feel betrayed. How could you choose someone you just knew over someone you've known all your life?
He obviously doesn't value the friendship. I'm out.

AgentGoat:
No be me. The game no be game na fight.

Tajudeen Babatunde Abioye AKA TJ of Holland. The kingpin

Judgementa1:
YOU PEOPLE SHOULD STOP BEING AN IGNORANT FOOL.

WHY SHOULD I FORGE A SCHOOL CERTIFICATE I ATTENDED AND GRADUATED FROM

God bless you for this

limeta:
Hunn
You moved from Buhari to Tinubu now Dino
What did Nigeria do to offend you

Pastor137:
Good day Nairalanders. So for three days, I've been having constant headache like someone is hitting hammer on my head morning and night. Been on some painkillers but they have little or no effect.

Treated malaria and typhoid last week. Please what could be the problem please as It's really affecting my productivity at work.

Go to the hospital to check your blood pressure first. Persistent headache is one of the early sign of HBP.

Very lame excuse. Why not clean or cover up the cross sign with painting? The governor should just say he is on a vengeance mission. Simple. While Kano tax payers pick up the bills.

MetroLane:
Ogbontarigi Ole.[color=#990000][/color]

During the time of iPod na so person thief my iPod for hostel, come back two days later come thief the charger.

[color=#000099][/The ogbontarigi ole got me laffing

Stale news. Try harder. Asiwaju is our incoming president, deal with this at least for the next 4 years 😎

Massiveglory:
That is an encouraging move from the federal government.


The constitution of federal republic of Nigeria is clear on the parameters to be fulfilled before anyone will be sworn in as the president of Nigeria.
The constitution of Nigeria is bigger than mahood yakubu.
The constitution is bigger than the DSS.
The constitution is bigger than you and I.

Every president in Nigeria, since 1999 has scored at least 25% in the FCT.

Swearing in tinubu is swearing in an unconstitutional presidency which is just like a having a military government.
Swearing in tinubu is swearing in illegality, which is tantamount to giving open way for lawlessness.

Number two us that a druggie cannot lead Nigeria. That will be a national and international embrassment on Nigeria and Nigerians that will not stand.

A new Nigeria is coming.

Ehya sorry and unfortunately for you, Tinubu presidency is a reality at least for the next 4 years 😎😎😎

[quote author=Emma1Oj post=122037516]I pity your parent.. your demented destiny is ashamed of you.

You're worthless like your parent. A child of hates and perdition. I don't pity your miserable life and the misery shall be permanent in your life
Tueh😎

[quote author=Emma1Oj post=122037516]I pity your parent.. your demented destiny is ashamed of you.

[/quote you are something a 50 naira condom should have prevented. A child of an irresponsible parent.