₦airaland Forum

Seeker17:
WTF
I'm on the next flight to Jupiter, who's with me?

banmee:
As a kid the day i realized i was born a Nigerian. That shiit still gives me nightmares.

Lawlahdey:
On errand.

taylor88:

IF THAT GUY NO FUVK U TODAY MAKE THUNDER FIRE ME



visiting him today for fear of not breaking up



My advice :
1.if u ain't ready for s3x locate the nearest iron welder to make u a helmet pant (i can connect u with my guy to construct that 4 u) make sure ur dad is with the key after locking it


OR



2. Get ready to collect ur 25litres of undiluted and frustrated konjugated spermatozoa that hv accumulated for 7yrs without seeing the day light

Remember any 24+ male spermatozoa that hv not ejaculated for at least 3yrs automatically turns RED



Enjoy ur ToTo tour

makydebbie:
Is it just me, because I see three men here.

Gwaihir:
Good handling of the matter from the Ooni's camp. Dele Momodu should have shown some tact and stayed away from it too.

Otiti should have done same too. Oh well...

Pussymonster:
See hilarious warning written on a truck in abuja

" test your air bag here"

debeo:
Oga thats nọt a Nigerian plate no

Caringguy:
RIP in advance

SUPERPACK:
Hushpuppy and hushbingo, waiting for hushbulldog.

deebsman1:
What a country

idu1:
RIP sir.
He cannot stay in there with no enough ammo and face the robbers with more than enough ammo. He had to take a safer cover but he unfortunately lost it. NPF counts bullets for the officers







But what makes him leave the post where he had enough cover for himself and adequate advantage to kill those thieves is what I still don't get.

coolcharm:
These ones are vetinary doctors na. If this happened in nigeria, the number of vets will double or triple that in the picture because... Vets are all jobless in this country

Jiang:
Some people say i got too much pride since i dont beg them for alms nor visit them to massage them egos.
But i say i just prefer to enjoy life with what i have got & not worry about what i haven't got

SIRmanjar:
The tourist king wetin you want make im happen before?Ehh!Keep forming mr dj humility..Oba Rilwan na your elder anytime anyday while you be small boy wey just enter throne..OBA Rilwane rules over 15million subjects the yorubas, ibos,hausas,Ijaws,efiks,Tivs,ishekiris,Urhobos,fulanis,and the hole ethnic group in Nigeria..while u rule over roughly 100 thousand subjects..Next time u see him make sure u prostrate and kwayetly have a seat at the back role.

Greatfuture:
THe fear of Jagaban is the begining of problem in BUHARI government,because of Jagaban APC cannot have BOT,cos of Jagaban they left the senate to be hijacked by saraki and the senate and executive has known no peace.
Cos of jagaban they denied faleke the governorship and gave it to bello,now kogites are crying
they used APC oyegun against him in ondo but the man is standing tall
he took the heat off his protege when the press and the cabal try to stir trouble between the vp and the president by declaring he will contest in 2019
he is indeed a tactician

porshuch:
Chai! Jegede shokoya's wife. She p played an interesting character then. I never knew she was igbo, she really interpreted her character well as a typical Yoruba woman. May her soul rest in p peace. Amen

tinuJakes:
lemme start writing down the names of my friends that will be future celebs nd dash them credit so they will remember me

omenkaLives:
Is he related to wizkid?

Brown14:
I was LIPsified seeing this pic



How can only one person carry ten people lips ehn?

sipsip:
That is Diamond fish na. It contains vitamins, protein, carbohydrate, carbon dioxide, carbon copy... it has a fridge in it. You can eat it and it will grow back, provided you eat just one part of it. Yes... that small thing. The computer that was used to type the price is mad. The eatery that sold the fish is mad. The guy that bought the fish is mad. The boat that was used to catch the fish is mad, the fish that was killed itself is mad too. Rubbish set of people.

Donald7610:
Drink monkeytail before you sleep
Na them go tire
You go kcuf hell out them
They can't near me

LAFO:
Before nko?
The guy been wan spoil every fuse wey dey my transformer

Life is not all about sex but sex is part of life.