₦airaland Forum

edidiongmichael:
Ashawo kobo kobo

Anyways, Nairalanders, today is my birthday. Please show me love oh.

H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y T O M E

johnstar:
Dat ooni babalawo

I need dat man contact


Anyone fit help me gt am??

QuietHammer:
You just made a comment, technically that makes you a poor nigga

Sodiqsoda:
https://www.genloaded.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/Vice-President-Yemi-Osinbajo1.jpg

Vice President , Prof Yemi Osinbajo has declared that it is total rubbish to attribute the discovery of River Niger to Mungo Park.

Osinbajo said people were already fishing in River Niger before Park’s grand father was born.

He made this comment on Tuesday at the ongoing programmed tagged The Platform.

Osinbajo, who harped on the need for Nigerians to promote their own, noted that there are many young persons from this country who have contributed intellectually to the growth of the nation.

“I tell you, it is total rubbish to say Mungo Park discovered RiverNiger. We all know that people where fishing in the River beforeMungo Park’s grandfather was born.

“This calls for the need for us to promote our own,” he said.

According to the vice president, “our business as government is to create more enabling environment for entrepreneurs to do business and create more infrastructure.

“We have to provide more jobs as more people are added to the population everyday.

“Today we are confronted with the remnants of Boko Haram with farmers/herdsmen clashes and ethno-religious conflicts,’’ he said.

Osinbajo recalled that when oil was selling for 100 to 142 dollars per barrel, the budget of Transport and Agriculture Ministries; all the ministries together got 139 billion.

“Today with oil prices between 60 and 70 dollars per barrel, the Power, Works and Housing, Agriculture and Transport Ministries got N560 billion.

“How come we can do more with less income?

“How come we are able to invest in infrastructure. How come we can do the Lagos-Kano standard rail gauge; the Second NgerBridge, with 60 per cent less income than we earned a few years ago,” he asked.

“The job of the builder is not to complain. I believe the solution is in building that Nigerian bridge.

“A bridge that will be built on the strongest materials of all and to excel in our commitment to build a new society.

“A bridge that connects us across tribes; across ethnicity; across dialects; a bridge that connects us across religion; across politics; and across even generations.

“Everyone of us can travel on this bridge. A bridge that rises from innovation and traditions and stands the troubled waters of our past.

“A bridge that can take the traffic of all our best Nigerians and creativity; and human and materials to the destination of our dream.”



READ MORE: http://www.genloaded.com.ng/mungo-park-did-not-discover-river-niger-prof-yemi-osinbajo/

CaptJeffry:
Weed smoking prophet.

Emmylyon:
*Nigerian Justice System:*

The Antelope was running like mad.

Elephant asked: Why are u running?

Antelope: They are arresting all goats.

Elephant: But you are not a goat?

Antelope: It will take at least 20 years to prove that in a Nigerian court!

*The Elephant started running �

HungerBAD:
God bless you Obidi.

Bold step I must say that you took, in looking for happiness for your mother. Hope she was not embarrassed by your antics?

Meanwhile.

Meet the eligible bachelor's of Nairaland, looking for love and a soul mate to spend their lives with.

Feel free to contact any.

A- Seun: 5ft 11, dark skin, shy, heavily loaded, knows a gold digger from afar and the password to his heart is PETS.

B- Lalasticlacla: 6ft 2, light skin, lives in Aba, has business interest in the Gas and oil sector, street smart, his heart has been broken 6 times before and has vowed to be careful this last time. Password to his heart SNAKE.

C- Mynd44 : 6Ft 1. Yoruba, but not a Yoruba demon. handsome, principled,loaded and ready to settle down if he sees the right woman. Password to his heart EFO RIRO.

D- Cutehector: Port-Harcourt girls will not let this one see road,and his family are having a meeting this evening for him to pick a wife in Abia. 5ft 10, light skin, gap toothed, has sweet mouth, banker and a Master's degree holder. Password to his heart FLEXING TINZ.

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konkonbilo:
See better beating her mouth come be like pepeye own

BeeBeeOoh:
Some woman could make the devil be walking around with pen and jotter just to be updating himself on a seconds bases

sexyking1:
Why Hushidog was showing us evidence dat kcee got his car on loan, we no hear dis kin grammar. I love how mospha showed dat dog how to spend real cash.

Tessyama1:
A Nigerian man O'Larry Abimbola Turner
@Clan_Clueless has taken to Twitter to search for a husband for his pretty sister. He shared photos of the pretty lady and gave a little description of her and what they are looking for.


https://mobile.twitter.com/Clan_Clueless/status/952603406845214725

He tweeted"

http://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/01/this-nigerian-man-is-looking-for.html

007author:
These men should stop this guess work already. Drop sure odds for boys they cant. Na to the predict death upandan dem sabi

Lovetinz:
Look at it this way..
Is her toilet bowl made of reinforced steel?

frustratedrat:
i'm short-tempered. I probably inherited that trait from my dad. Due to the way my dad handled his affairs, my mum was plunged into penury. Currently living with her. The situations of the past has made her bitter. She complains about everything.


I open the pot to take my meal, she raises her voice, i come back empty-handed, she runs me down as being a leech. I lie flat without touching anything, she comes back complaining of so many things. When she starts, i find myself exchanging words with her.


I feel bad afterwards but the cycle continues once she makes me pesky again. how do i salvage this situation? Sometimes, i'm pushed to the edge that my frustration about her slander and my predicament makes me wanna hit her.