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Prayers of Salah at work

Oh...Nigeria ..will Messi have mercy on thee?

decatalyst:
Who censored this picture ntori olurun?

Hahahhahahhaahaha.....chaii
I missed nairaland ..no place like home ..����

Mayrock:
For what reason....

is high time we stop celebrating terrorism is Nigeria.....

Seconded

ATTENTION!!..Ladies!

Fifa world cup is around the corner, consequently, we considered it wise to propound a few simple but strict rules that must be observed by our Wives/Acting wives/Baes etc... for proper guidance for peace to reign:

1. The remote control of both the t.v.& decoder is now the sole property of the man of the house, hence, the use of the remotes shall be the exclusive right of the leader of the house during this period

2. On NO account shall the generator or inverter be put ON before the match without the express permission of the Number1 Member of the family

3. Watching of Telemundo/zeeWorld shall ONLY be allowed if the casts/actors put on football jersey, act on the pitch and be supervised by a center referee

4. During any football match, NOBODY is allowed to walk across or stand in front of the television

5. Meals shall be served 30 minutes before or after any match

6. Match replay is as important as when the match was played LIVE, hence we shall watch and enjoy accordingly

7. Tell your friends not to marry, die, or fix any occasion to coincide with any match time, you won't see us

8. If paradventure any match clashes with the time to drop the kids in school or pick them in school, there will be No school that day mbok!

9. No irrelevant discussions during any LIVE match shall be entertained;
Questions like...Honey, is this Chelsea vs Spain?...Baby, why is everyone running towards one direction..? Baby when is Drogba going to play...etc...pls avoid such questions

10. The team we support MUST be supported by ALL in the house!

Finally, we shall resume our normal "transmission" after the world cup in Russia ..

We love you ALL

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Men Association of Nigeria (MAN)

"Except when necessary" meaning..??


So when is it not necessary

Kenya

Who is Nokia

Blame him

Before nkor

HeyCorleone:
Arrested and prosecuted today?

Easy bros. Don't forget this is Nigeria.

Lol...that was my personal federal government directive..don't know or wen it will be carried out

Wen

lolipopandy:
Who did this to us

I'm WEAK!!!

Wen

Wen is d wedding taking place pls

Wen will d wedding take place pls

The person in the control room should be arrested and prosecuted today. Unless it was an illegal movement

CaptJeffry:
Congrats on your Air force coll. grad. As for being a virgin, I don't talk about rubbish.

Captain!
This is Sargent TackleBerry reporting for duty sir!

internetpo:
So sad.

RIP to the sweet couple. May ur love continue in heaven.

Diaariz no marriage in heaven,
-Jesus

Thievery practitioners

His Highness

Is this wat we need go impeach the Dead president?

Who's that animal insulting my crush...

phrancys001:
Tot dey say d Queen doesn't shake hands?

She dong wear condom na

girl4rmspace:
There's nothing "only" about 3 million especially here in naija

..na joke I joke na.
3M dong fix dating start-up, 6months relationship/courting, engagement party, TM&wedding plus honeymoon within Nigeria

Only 3Million?

Chaaiiii...


I'll com back to comment on it, for now I'm booking game

koolcat:
happy birthday dear.!

To who

NwaAmaikpe:



A wise person uses 100% of their salary in the first few years of working to ensure they never have to spend even 1% of their salary on rent in the future.

Where is ur theory coming from

Biglittlelois:
This is insane, anyone that is not a politician that gets free petrol, that is a common man, that still supports this government, is a certified idiot

I almost said I love u.. cus of this comment

S_class...my dream Benz car