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No be today him done dey F..up....

I honestly do not trust GEJ, he had to make that call cos the whole atmosphere was tensed inspite of all the prophesies that there will be a balkanization of this country in 2015.we all know He has the worse advisers ever and soo we should await their final move because the likes of clark, diezani, ffK, madame peace, erubebe, fayòse, asari etc are all drownin men, hand them a sword as the drown in that water and they will hold on to it as it slices the palm of there hands.Only after may 29 will I give GEJ all the compliments he deserves cos this country is soo full of drama.

fr3do:
Animal cruelty!

It typifies our daily human existence, you may have exhibited this behaviour unconciously...

The experiment

Sexylooking

Diezani diezanie diezanie! All that crude oil money....hmmmm

The public show this former minister of the federal republic displayed to the world only indicates how some soo called elderstatemen do not have respect for the sanctity of this great nation, throwing tamtrumps like a child whose toy was taken away from him.It is only obvious that this is actually what the party represents.Am sure they are soo used to handling issues hapzardly they have forgotten We have aalternative , matured and legal mechanism to forward complaints and petitions....Nigerians deserve an apologize because one man cannot make such allegations and think he can hold the country to ransome!...

GMB has made specials orders for a container of handcuffs from spain and its currently on the high sea at the moment.A unique Golden chain and handcuff has been designed specially for GEJ and Madame peace...cant stop laffin in hispanic...

The religious institutions are often tied with the court registry these days soo dodgin court marrige is kind of difficult.someting will take u to court whether u like it or not? An incident ensued when a couple refused court marriage and opted for traditional marriage not knowin that there matrimony will hit a brick wall,the lady divorced the man as her dowry was returned and she decided to change to her name on her international passport.Immigration requested for a order absolute and nisi (court judgement) from a customary court as a requirement for a change of name in her new marriage....3 institutions legalize marriage in a nigerian society, the traditional institutions(you go pay dowry nah abi?),religious institutions(churches, mosque etc) and the judicial system and it is only obvious that the first two have an affiliation with last...except she will not bear your name...or you will sign a pre-nupt.

D skunk wey him smoke was buried in cow dung for 3weeks....crazy shit...

This way wey the result done dey be like say nah environmental sanitation everywhere, humbllera people no go gree oh! I dey sip my origin dey wey for interim kawai...some desperados must want fight...may God deliver this country for the sake of my children.

Give that guy one origin!!

If life was all about 6pacs, 2pac would have still been alive...carry ur one pac go sleep abeg!

This pronouncement by the IG is the genesis of the violence in this election Because Some electorates are willin to give up there lives to protect there votes...may God help this country!

The guy no big sef! I huge pass am!

Romanciella:
durh

]haha

Romanciella:
have enough money to shop

I pray u find what works for you!

If nah me be d husband I go quit smokin imediately!

C d miserable lookin rice ...

Right to human dignity! So sad that this part of the word does not respect that.

Poverty is a bastard

Romanciella:
doesn't work on me

difficult to please abi...wil u change ur mind if it has to do wit shoppin

lomprico:
For me the best thing to do is to cook for her occasionally, she will fall heads over heels in love with you, she wont mind if u r rich or broke

this trick works like magic!

Dis combo nah wah oh! Make u do marry stop to dey chop nonsense or better still learn how to cook.

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What does he do? Does he have capacity intellectually? Can he survive without the vestiges of his father?those are a few questions I have for persons who have fortunately found themselves close to position of relevance.Nigerians fail by givin kudos to such kind of persons! We shud always try to judge people by their capabilities and what relevance they are to the people around them and not by the colour of their shoes or how stylish their dhashiki(agbada) is....