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FamilyRe: What's The Most Annoying Thing A Visitor Has Ever Done To You? (Photo) by Talismann: 1:37pm On Aug 02, 2025
baba sheet big coil sheet, e say e forget to flush.

The sheet big sha
CareerRe: Atlassian: Mike Cannon-Brookes Sacks 150 Employees, "They'll Be Replaced By AI" by Talismann: 12:46pm On Aug 02, 2025
RollinTNDA:
I remember back in 2023 when my babe was showering and I yelled babe this A.I thing (chatgpt) has taken your job ooo.

It can code 10 times faster than u

This girl ran out naked with soap in her eyes saying its a lie. I show her the YouTube clip She was visibly heartbroken still shouting its a lie
And she just recently started developing her script writing skills

A.I just come snatch everything🤣
She couldn't belive it
It felt like her world just crashed

Person wey spend hundreds of thousands to learn and sleepless nights learning how to code.

The kind depression wey hit my her that year
my brother, no be small thing o.

abeg send me her number make I call her ask her whether she still dey write codes. 🙏🏼
CrimeRe: Abuja Kidnappers Fight Over ₦3 Million Ransom After Killing Victims by Talismann: 12:28pm On Aug 02, 2025
We4all:
Clearly, it is both of you who don't understand that English is versatile and very flexible. Please, try to understand a writer's tone/context before y'all begin to play online grammarians. Ironically/Unexpectedly, she was my mom's colleague shows I didn't expect it could happen to someone so close. Yuck!!!
try to learn and stop disgracing yourself.

Unexpected: This word simply means something that was not anticipated or foreseen.


Ironically: This word implies a situation where the outcome is the opposite of what was expected or intended. It often involves a twist of fate or a humorous contrast between what was hoped for and what actually happened.

You cannot interchange them.

She is your mom's friend, so? What's ironical there. You Never mentioned she was a security conscious person or her husband was a police man or something that shows she was a very extremely security conscious or religious person and such incidence shouldn't have befallen her.


That picture you posted there, the writeup is as confused as you are. And don't you quote me on this again
CrimeRe: Abuja Kidnappers Fight Over ₦3 Million Ransom After Killing Victims by Talismann: 9:52am On Aug 02, 2025
We4all:
Hmnn..this news finally made it here. Ironically, interestingly, the boy's grandma was my mom's colleague. I heard they plucked out the woman's eyes after killing her. I am still trying to understand the motive behind killing them and I still don't get it. This is because they were killed before they called the family to demand for ransom. I think it was more of a rituals related murder.
fixed
PoliticsRe: ISWAP makes $191m annually taxing locals in Lake Chad region by Talismann: 9:37am On Aug 02, 2025
ahhh it all makes sense now.

That's what these terrorists groups are doing.

Create fear and insecurity in the region.
Make the locals apprehensive and afraid to even leave their houses to their farms etc.

Tax them so that they pay for their own security or else they are slaughtered.

Rinse and repeat elsewhere

It all adds up
PoliticsRe: New Tax Law Introduces Rent Relief Capped At N500k For Nigerians by Talismann: 12:36am On Aug 02, 2025
AK481:
First annual 800k will not be taxable.

Who is in formal job that earns 66k when minimum wage is 70k?

This werey called tinubu is just collecting and not giving .
it's a setup, na only destitute and IDP registered members go fit dey jump up at this
PoliticsRe: New Tax Law Introduces Rent Relief Capped At N500k For Nigerians by Talismann: 12:32am On Aug 02, 2025
these guys are a joke. So na the poorest of the poorest wey dey earn like 60k in a month go come dey rejoice onto this news.

People who can't even survive on their monthly pay in the first instance

Already they know taxing such people is gonna lead to anarchy so I don't see any favors done here.

Abi una wan dey earn such amount?
PoliticsRe: UN Warns: 34 Million Nigerians At Risk Of Starvation by Talismann: 1:01pm On Aug 01, 2025
even with the alarming statistics that should make people quiver, I still see some here throwing tribalistic jabs and slvrs.

I pity us all
CelebritiesRe: Davido Gifts PA Israel A Brand-new Rolex Worth $15,000 by Talismann: 11:38am On Aug 01, 2025
illicit:
If not for the value, this watch is really ugly

Doesn't look different to the ones abokis hawk around
you lack wisdom
CelebritiesRe: Skit Maker Shank Buys Brand-new Mercedes Amg Gle 63 S Coupe Worth Over $100k by Talismann: 4:07pm On Jul 31, 2025
poor man go hear this news now dey foam for mouth.
One character remaining
CelebritiesRe: 2face Idibia & Natasha Osawaru's Traditional Wedding Photos by Talismann: 2:55pm On Jul 31, 2025
na this one go be him last bus stop.
Na Bini him jam, na him go hear am
CrimeRe: My Married Ex Girlfriend by Talismann: 12:46pm On Jul 31, 2025
Indispensable85:
Fear women oooo. This has become a normal trend now. My friend's ex came back from UK early this year and called my guy to meet her in the hotel, I told him not to go b'cos na fvck the girl wan fvck u so. She's married ooo, the husband that married her was also the one that worked her papers to the UK, b'cos the guy is UK based. Just about 2yrs she left the husband in UK to come fvck my guy in Lagos. After refusing to meet her in her hotel in Lagos, this girl boldly come block my guy for house ooo. Luckily I was in the house that day. As she see me na so her face spoil. Obviously the plan don cast. My guy use eye tell me not to leave. Later she vex comot, my guy see her off. Guess what? When my guy returned, he told me that while going down stairs, this married ex still was able to grab a passionate kiss from him under stair case. Fear women ooooooo. Run ooooooo. Dem get mind die.
trust me, it never ends well for them.
Stolen water is sweet; food eaten in secret is delicious
Bread of deceit is sweet to a man; but afterwards his mouth shall be filled with gravel.

It looks adventurous and adrenaline filled, but the end is filled with regrets for both parties
CrimeRe: My Married Ex Girlfriend by Talismann: 11:57am On Jul 31, 2025
go on and sleep with her and watch your miserable life further turn to ashes
CrimeRe: "Nigerians’ NINs, BVNs, Photos Still For Sale Online. I Bought 4 With Just ₦560" by Talismann: 10:51am On Jul 31, 2025
SporaD8:
A Country where anything goes - an open source operating system!

I believe it is the efforts of external parties that's still keeping the country from imminent collapse because obviously, even the citizens are feed-up with the country.
yes they keeping the country "together" to ensure their sustained plunder. If the country goes kaput or disintegrates today, the selfish interests of these lots will not be actualized
PoliticsRe: FG Eyes ₦796 Billion Annually From 5% Petrol Surcharge by Talismann:
Kai, better hand go touch all of us Sha. Both supporters and non-supporters.

After we don curse ourselves for nairaland here finish, na still the same market we go still go
Na there we go link up to buy things with the same salty tears.

Everybody go feel am, e go shock us all
RomanceRe: How Do You Tell Your Partner They Have Mouth And Body Odour? by Talismann: 10:25pm On Jul 30, 2025
Bahamas95:
I won't have the chance to tell her because someone with that problem CANNOT be my partner.
dey play, even you sef ya mouth fit get hudor like this

Staying for hours on end without talking can affect one's breath.

So no be everything be the normal mouth odor you know
CrimeRe: Woman Dies In Tricycle In Aba, Identity Unknown (Photos) by Talismann: 1:40pm On Jul 30, 2025
Sonnobax15:
I don hear you oga.......pray you shouldn't be a victim of this kind of stuff,na then you go know how "awesome* Nigerian police be angry
oga rest. Stop stressing the case. If he gets arrested that's his own cup of tea.

Na Your type dey give birth to cowards as children.
Get a spine man
CelebritiesRe: Iyabo Ojo Throws Priscilla A Colourful Baby Shower In Canada by Talismann: 1:25pm On Jul 29, 2025
embellish it all you want, at the end we all know how it ends.

When the foundation is shaky, who can stand
AutosRe: Carfanzy Accessories Start Mega Sales On Leather Seat Cover In Lagos by Talismann: 5:45pm On Jul 28, 2025
make una show the real seats and covers una don do no be those computer generated ones
Jokes EtcRe: Without Faking It, Which Of These Skit Makers Can Make You Laugh In 20 Seconds? by Talismann: 12:25pm On Jul 28, 2025
obembet:
I respect Sabinu and layi... Layi commedy is not for dummies.
while you dey use 10 mins dey rewatch and understand wetin layi dey talk, I don laugh piss for body under 2 mins because of lasisi elenu
Car TalkRe: Bad Tyre Experience by Talismann: 12:15pm On Jul 28, 2025
QuickTyreNG:
Wow, that must have been a terrifying experience!

Thank God for His divine protection over you and everyone in the vehicle.
Egbon, I know say na tyre you wan sell, but at least try dey understand lamba when you see one.

How two tyres for front go burst at same time at such speed. Na final destination be that na.
Car TalkRe: Bad Tyre Experience by Talismann: 11:00pm On Jul 27, 2025
you dey whine me ni?

We were doing 180km/h from Lagos to minna when the two tyres in front just burst at once, we Sha manage am like that reach our destination 6hours later

PoliticsRe: Nigerians Risk Deportation As UK Scraps Sponsorship For Over 100 Skilled Jobs by Talismann: 6:39am On Jul 26, 2025
you can run away to the moon as a Nigerian if you want, but at the end of the day, no body for that moon go send your papa
EducationRe: OAU Dress Code & Punishment For Violators by Talismann: 12:14am On Jul 25, 2025
me wey like rumpled shirt. Ten years continuous rustication. Dia papa
FoodRe: Cost Of Preparing Jollof Rice Rises To ₦27,528 Per Pot, Up 153% — SBM by Talismann: 10:16pm On Jul 24, 2025
TemplarLandry:
That's a big lie.

I will never understand why some people feel they have hit a jackpot anytime there is negative news about Nigeria. Their joy knows no bounds.

You allneed a check up from the neck up.
dey play,you think say na crayfish jollof Dem dey yarn.

A kilo of turkey is over 10k aside other stuff for the jollof
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Diagnosed With Common Chronic Vein Disease - White House by Talismann: 11:39am On Jul 18, 2025
Kelklein:
Lol.. I went for shopping yesterday in a supermarket and paid close to 5k as VAT on the things i bought with my own hard-earned money.. just one shopping o..

Every month they remove from my salary and call it PIT..

Yes I pay tax..
I believe you. Na all of us dey suffer am na
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Diagnosed With Common Chronic Vein Disease - White House by Talismann: 7:25am On Jul 18, 2025
Kelklein:
This is the standard the world over .. it still beats me why our own people think keeping the President's health condition a secret is normal.. it is not. Then they turn around and use same tax payers' money to put him in a private facility in London or France.

You all that have been doing this in this country should think better.. if he's a private citizen, nobody cares if you decide to go treat him in Afghanistan or Kuwait, but as a President, you own it to those taxpayers to let them know his health status at every point in time..
you sure say you dey pay tax? cheesy

EducationRe: Tiktok Mockery Of Scholars: The Bigger Picture Behind The Laughs by Talismann: 12:18pm On Jul 16, 2025
was scrolling through Facebook reels the other day, na so one of the weyrey video show up, the way I tey swipe up, my phone sef hear am.

The boy has no meaningful contribution to knowledge whatsoever. Nada. Zilch
Car TalkRe: Manual Vs Automatic: Which Car Do You Prefer? by Talismann: 11:51am On Jul 16, 2025
manual sweet but you go like hold better Panadol extra if you wan use am for long distance journey with crater potholes.

Your lower back go believe ajeh
PoliticsRe: Ex-President, Mohammadu Buhari Buried In Daura (Video) by Talismann: 8:56pm On Jul 15, 2025
AirBay:
But wait o. Thought muslims are buried before evening of the next day or same day..

Is this a general culture or specific to a group?
na only the poor ones dey abide by all these. The wealthy ones no even get time
EducationRe: Oluwabusayo Ifonlaja Graduates With 5.0gp Results In Law by Talismann: 3:37pm On Jul 15, 2025
make e better go open poultry as side hustle.

So many failed Esquires roaming the streets

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