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RandomFellow:
In Diplomacy, we deflect questions. You answered well, but not well enough!; I'll score you 5/10! That's what an average guy on the street would do; I want to believe you're not an average guy; you're above average!

When she asked what you'd do if a woman slaps you, you should have shut down the conversation at that point! There are different ways to shut it down. Don't dignify her with an answer (but wetin you go do dey your mind).

For example, you could deflect by asking her who she values most in church or music. Ask her if she can ask them such a question. Or ask if she can slap them for any reasons. ANY REASON at all!!!

You could even feign annoyance, telling her to stop asking such childish questions. Tell her it's an insult for her to ask if you'd hit a woman. Why should you even ask if I'd hit a woman. How do you expect me to start constructing an answer to this insult babe? Haba naa... You're diminishing my brain cells by asking me these questions. We should be talking about how we'd build billion dollar empires, and you're here asking me shii... Please lets grow up.

Mind you, in the second scenario, you did not answer the question... But wetin you go do dey your mind.


Deflect the question next time such things are asked you! Na you be boss ooo... Any body wey wan know if you go slap them should come and slap, and you'll tell them the answer.

My little 2 year old slapped me, I slapped him back (tiny slap sha, but he was shocked)! Told him that's how life is. If your mate slaps you, slap him back, and don't come crying to me. Let their parents come complain, and I'll apologize on you and our family's behalf- I'll even pay compensation if need be. But I don't want to be complaining to others.


If my woman slap me (my wife would never even try it), I'll make sure she receives something worse. Not necessarily physical, but something she'll never forget in her life. I might separate from her because of that (even if I was the one at the wrong)! Yes... My offence (even if I got another woman pregnant) is dwarfed by your slap. Don't ever try it

Verita:
Please guys, im using my last resorces to seek for assistance from the general public. I'm tired. I want to end it all. This is a genuine cry for help. I feel like am just living on borrowed time. Have been seeking financial assistance, yet no one wants to help my plight. This suffering is too much for me. My baby has not eaten since morning. I don't have money to buy her nutribom or even pap. What more do I have to live for? I can't do this anymore. My babys father rejected us even before i gave birth to her. I don't have any choice. Please help us if you can. My account details is on my profile please click my name to check it if you wish to assist us. May the good lord bless you
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Lazy9jaYouth:
The issue of "Self Medication" practice has eaten deep into us as an average Nigerian already knows when he/she has malaria fever.
After treating and symptoms persist, they will treat Malaria & Typhoid Fever.
The craziest thing is that the average Nigerian also know the drugs to use and they have extended this habit in treating their children as well.
Somebody will say; At least they are better than those who entrust their health and get prescription from a sales attendance in the chemist shop.

seborrhic:
My own annoyance about this Benue killings is what are the Benue youths and men doing?
We used to hear them brag about Benue people from all tribes,Tiv,Idoma,etc,being brave and fearless warriors ready to confront all kinds of threats and assaults.
Where is that bravity and fearlessness or it's just a myth and they are cowardly when faced with guns.
They used to also claim to have potent charms.
Where are all that now?

udemzyudex:
To read dey hard you.

Seun this your blocking option is not working at all you really need to look into it.
The way your blocking on nairaland works is totally different from how it's been done on other social media platforms.

fitinwell:
All these are not realistic.... When Favour A Simp falls on finds you... Even if u like... You like a lesbian... You will get married...


Don't underestimate the place ignorance of Favour A Simp...

Honestey:
The silence hope killer for ladies looking for husbands is moody look or looking frown or sad at all times. Men want someone who will keep them happy but you are there looking like female fighter with long face always. Omoh e don be for you o.

Esthered:
At 24, wetin she dey find for man house. Let her enjoy her youth.

If you can't vouch for your sibling, I can vouch for mine to a reasonable extent.

Vinnie2000:
Another is having Big Tummy.

If you are 30 and above as a single Lady and have Big Tummy,
LaiLai, you no go ever see Husband marry.

bro, if she has a big tummy, I mean bulging tummy run oo. Here's what it implies

1. She's lazy to workout, she'd rather be out of shape than even try to exercise a little. It's a sign of a lazy woman

2. She eats junks and spends heavily on food. She will drain you financially and most likely she's a glutton

3. Excessive evacuation or she get pikin for village

odinson1:
Na this sarcasm and Stubbornness to learn, go make you end up as either single mother or lonely old woman for future.
Men dey give una their standards in women, you dey here dey argue.
If you have all of those things the OP mentioned, men would just use you for sex only and throw you away when they find a responsible woman who does/has none of those things.
But will you learn? No!

they never learn. They should keep it open for us always abeg. No time

Esthered:
I want to believe that the OP doesn't mean the above.

If your daughter OP was to go abroad for her studies, and she gets an apartment of hers where she lives alone upon graduation....and a worthy man will classify her as wayward......

This also applies if she were to be in Nigeria.

My younger sister lives alone (she moved out at 23), I went with her to cover an event this weekend which is her side hustle. There's no way you can call her irresponsible if you meet her sir. I know how many guys are in my DM asking me to link them to her.

dfrost:
Nice. No time to keep waiting.

Also, there are not consequences if the direction is not followed. No need to fear the dead. What is done is done.

MaxInDHouse:
Deception everywhere!

What is a malevolent spirit?

Ọmọ demons are deceiving you people today in false religions pretending to be what they are not, the works of evil spirits today is not those dramas you watch on TV stage managed church shows rather they are making people to kill people physically and leading many into immortality with the word of God we have helped millions around the world to separate themselves from such demons so that people are now loving their neighbors like one global family! Isaiah 2:2-4

All those nollywood movies are deceiving you that's not what real demons are doing today!

MaxInDHouse:
Paper is nothing technology has made the WORDS easily accessible for everyone to read what matters is having the information in your heart:

“This is the covenant I will make with the people of Israel after that time,” declares the Lord. “I will put my law in their minds and write it on their hearts. I will be their God, and they will be my people. Jeremiah 31:33


So do you belong to the house of Israel by faith? Matthew 10:6


Well there's nothing wrong in using your paper Bible but carrying it for show isn't Christlike rather that's what Pharisees does back then in the first century they make a little purse made of leather and tie it to their head for everyone to see that they are religious Jesus doesn't carry scrolls about what he encouraged his disciples to do is having God's word in their hearts because we walk by faith not by sight {2Corinthians 5:7} so that it's through our attitude observers will know that we are Christians {Act 11:26} not by displaying paper Bible!

haha good luck using an iPad to cast out a malevolent spirit

chrisxxx:
I knew he would soon depart as BrainJotter reminded everyone including good and bad people last year that he was still alive.
My dad wasn't sick until I posted his picture on my status celebrating his birthday. He didn't see 24 months afterward.
Sometimes let the legend be. Don't bring them to social media.