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Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Admin Declares June No Longer Pride Month, Retail Stores Backtrack On LGBT by Talismann: 8:09am On Jun 05, 2025
imagine a whole month as pride month, this people have enough to eat and drink and can now misbehave and do s!lly things.

They should visit some hilarious places in Africa for a reset

Thank God say trump no send anybody papa grin
CelebritiesRe: Nasboi In Ghastly Accident Chasing Davido’s Attention by Talismann: 1:58pm On Jun 04, 2025
Proudlyngwa:
undecided
He was lucky.
A colleague lost a wife and his 3 kids in accident recently.
Outside the NLC , if there is any other organisation I see as a failure, it is MOT, we have too many people who should not even be sitting in a car , not to talk more of driving.

FRSC
Another very useless parastatal.
Even though I dey eye one girl wey dey work there.
no give up on the smally oo, road safety smallies dey go well oo. grin
PropertiesRe: What Is Your Worse Experience With A Wicked Landlord by Talismann: 5:22pm On Jun 03, 2025
autoez:
My landlord is unbelievably difficult to deal with. He owns two apartments in his building, yet refuses to live in either, he'd rather sleep outside on the bare floor out of sheer stubbornness and selfishness. He's so petty and selfish that even being a single day late on rent triggers a meltdown. The moment your rent is due, he starts spreading nasty rumors about you to everyone.
He will lie down in front of tenants’ doors, crying dramatically just to cause a scene. Worse still, he has a history of stealing from tenants and neighbors and has been caught multiple times. Instead of taking responsibility for damages around the property, he destroys things and then pressures us to repair them ourselves. What’s even more troubling is how he goes around fabricating stories about me, trying to turn neighbors against me for no other reason than the fact that I refuse to tolerate his nonsense and because I don't give him little money for dash. His behavior is so extreme, I genuinely worry he might go as far as committing arson, thats why I'm always alert watching his every move. Now, he's given me a quit notice simply because I stand up to him and won't be bullied. Living under his roof has become a nightmare.
people wey dey stay this kind house no dey progress. Better leave now!!!
PoliticsRe: FG Warns Car Dealer Over Viral Video Mocking Civil Servants by Talismann: 9:55am On Jun 03, 2025
kai, in this life try make money so that stray bullet nor go dey hit you upandan
TravelRe: Please Help! . I Have A Serious Phobia For Traveling. (Graphic Photos) by Talismann: 8:46am On Jun 03, 2025
that's the spirit of death hovering over you.
Need to pray against the spirit of fear, the spirit of death and the spirit of the grave to avoid continuing a negative pattern.
Shalom
CareerRe: ₦10k Monthly? Man Expresses Shock As Fuel Attendants In Maitama Reveal Salary by Talismann: 3:03pm On Jun 02, 2025
yes, while the actual monthly cheque may not be farfetched from that figure, but don't believe them they earn way more than that.

They operate like politicians, their tchua-tchua and side hussles or allowances is 20times more than that actual 10k figure
Technology MarketRe: Closed. by Talismann: 11:41pm On Jun 01, 2025
why no crack on the screen or lines?
For that I am not buying
PetsRe: Heartbreak As Cash-strapped Nigerians Abandon Their Pets by Talismann: 11:07pm On Jun 01, 2025
person wey never chop belleful go buy dog. grin

My two Rottweilers dey overweight self. Need weight loss program for them ASAP. But then active die
CelebritiesRe: Priscilla Ojo, Juma Jux Wrap Up Wedding In Tanzania by Talismann: 9:54pm On May 29, 2025
thought they will go to the moon to do the grand finale. Bunch of jokers.
Science/TechnologyRe: 3 Killer Asteroids Could Hit Earth In A Few Weeks by Talismann: 1:13pm On May 29, 2025
merits:
grin National Assembly first comes to mind 🎯🎯💯



Me: Hello asteroid where are you?

Asteroid: I'm on my way close to the earth 🌍

Me: At what speed?

Asteroid:Ten billion Kilometers per hour.

Me: I hope you still remember the target?🎯

Asteroid: Yes of course, you told me 10th National Assembly of 9ja.

Me: Ghaaam you got it right 👍.

Asteroid: Target 🎯 lock already nothing like misss .

Me:Qudus for you grin grin cheesy grin
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werey, na una family house for egbeda e go end up eventually grin
AutosRe: Sharp Deal !!! 7m °°° Range Rover Evoque 2014 by Talismann: 8:19am On May 28, 2025
Buy and cry grin
Be crying as you pack your remaining load to relocate to your village
CareerRe: This Is Not For Civil Servants: A Mockery Masquerading As Marketing by Talismann: 2:56pm On May 27, 2025
my brother make money, so that you stop reading meaning into every little thing.

I was once broke, battered and buffeted and I had such mindset, but now I laugh at jokes and careless talks without thinking too much.

Even your president is a civil servant, all politicians are civil servants. Everything get levels. Civil servants pass civil servants.

Inside civil service, another civil service dey. If you know, you know.

#Peace
Car TalkRe: Update On My Car Situation. by Talismann: 8:30am On May 27, 2025
HelenaWills:
https://www.nairaland.com/8418773/what-position

After all the chunks of recommendations I got from this thread.

I first decided to sell as scrap and it was being priced cheaply. The highest offer I got was 700k which was pretty annoying.
The new Kareem I met advised I changed one sensor like that and for the first time in almost a year, the car moved fairly well.
Long and short, I sold it for 1.8M yesterday.
Quite below the amount I've spent but who cares?
Something that was being priced as scrap for 500k, 700k? grin
I feel so happy I'm finally over this depression.
I met a nairalander by the way who sold his Civic 08 for me and it's been an amazing experience ever since.
God bless Nairaland. grin
How far I get Camry muscle 08 for 1.5million. na buy and travel.
You no go like buy from me
EducationRe: Man Shows How School Buses Work In Advanced Countries Compared To Nigeria(photos by Talismann: 10:03pm On May 25, 2025
EvilMerodack:
cheesy
I'm more concerned about the comment section

Nigerians actually think saying shit about their own country makes them look enlightened. No, it doesn't!

If anything, a quick research into Science of Patriotism would show you people with negative energy towards their country tend to fail in their endeavors (there are research journals on this online)

You'll never see Dangote or Adenuga cursing their country.


That clown pulled out one random video and tagged it "Advanced Countries" cheesy .
my brother, upgrade your bra!n version
FoodRe: Toast Bread With One Full Egg by Talismann: 6:03pm On May 25, 2025
so
na toasted bread dey worry this one
RomanceRe: The Body Count Is Not The Problem—the Body Is Let’s Tell The Truth Nobody Wants by Talismann: 5:31pm On May 25, 2025
Offpoint1:
Can't comment on Nairaland without Nairaland bot slamming me an hour ban.

Sěun you need to change whatever AI agent you're using for moderation. Banning users based on "word" instead of sentence is terrible.

I got ban for saying "Măď o!" and so many other words.
no be any AI anything. The site be like site wey dey use AI as moderator.

They just have a bunch of words blacklisted so once you post or comment, the database cross references your writeup with those words and if any is a match, bam you get banned.

Reason why the ban is almost instantaneous once you comment is because it matches your writeup with the blacklisted words at the time of submitting your post.
RomanceRe: I Am Having Feelings For My New Female Tenant by Talismann: 11:07am On May 24, 2025
just2endowed:
What if the workmate is in entirely different office cities like obalende branch and ikotun branch
could work, but remember, Never sh!t where you eat
RomanceRe: I Am Having Feelings For My New Female Tenant by Talismann: 11:03am On May 24, 2025
from his previous posts, this guy is already ruined. He just wants to ruin that lady's life
TravelRe: Two Persons Injured As Aircraft Crash-Lands In Kwara, NSIB Begins Probe by Talismann: 8:48am On May 24, 2025
with the new blocking feature on nairaland, you fit think say your comment na the first not knowing ten g0ats wey you block previously don already first you comment grin
CrimeRe: Man Stabs Younger Brother To Death For Slapping His Wife In Delta by Talismann: 10:05pm On May 23, 2025
what a fuulish man. Anyway his wife will gleefully and gladly ride another kok while he rots away in jail for life.

A fuuls end is always terrible
FamilyRe: Lagos Couple In Messy Divorce Battle by Talismann: 7:33pm On May 23, 2025
LordIsaac:
Seconded; but at the risk of supporting a stereotype!
well anyone is free to term it what they may,but I won't be there to console anyone who marries a lady with daddy induced injuries and pains when the problem starts.

It definitely brings problems.

Personally, I don't plan on using my lifetime to help anyone cure issues they couldn't solve for themselves.

Fishes so so abundant in the river.
FamilyRe: Lagos Couple In Messy Divorce Battle by Talismann: 4:31pm On May 23, 2025
Dogalmighty17:
There is only one rule. Never get involved with any woman not in good terms with her father or any woman whose father left the mom.
She will be a contentious woman to you and will make your marriage hell. They are naturally rebellious and will take out that anger of not having a father around on you.
the word rebellious is just it. If her mother couldn't make it work with the father, the daughter will never make it with hers.
FamilyRe: Lagos Couple In Messy Divorce Battle by Talismann:
when we tell men to avoid marrying a girl raised by a single mum, it seems we are wicked.

They may tell you their father was a demon, trust me even if he is a demon, that is not a girl you should marry. Why? Because her mom will have filled her with hate towards men and trust me, you don't wanna settle with a woman who has daddy issues.

It never ends well for the man.

You may chose to pity her and marry her out of pity, but your life will be a wreck. You cannot escape it Mr man.

Edit: it even goes deeper than avoiding a girl who was raised by a single mum. Even if both parents are together and the mother calls the shots in the house and you notice the father doesn't have a voice, better run for your life Mr man. It will end in premium tears for you if you marry a girl from such setup.

Doubt this at your own d00m

FamilyRe: My Wife Thinks I Got Someone Else Pregnant N by Talismann: 3:17pm On May 23, 2025
this one na Mard man
RomanceRe: All My Life Na Boys Wey Dey Go Through A Lot I Dey Date: Nigerian Lady Cry Out by Talismann: 12:16pm On May 23, 2025
abeg come to my help. Me self dey go through a lot grin
PoliticsRe: Tension Builds As Tiv Council Orders Herders Off Farmlands By May by Talismann: 8:26am On May 23, 2025
after a lot have been slaughtered, na now day break for them

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