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mutter:
A good idea however the problem is it could lead to insult.

Woman - you are not even a man I am the one that married you.

Man- you were so desperate you even paid me to marry you.

OR

Woman - Baby I know the pressure is a bit too much, i'd love to assist with some of the bills. We are in this together remember?

Man - oh love, i'm most grateful. What would i do without you? (hugs her tightly and NEVER EVER forgets the treasure he has been blessed with)

There is God ooo.
This madness must be rooted out!

But who person go come vote now between the DEVIL and KILLER WHALE INFESTED WATERS.

Which way Naija

Hmm...lemme think...i'd like

DISPLAY - Super AMOLED capacitive touchscreen, 64M colors
DIMENSIONS - 2400 x 5120 pixels, 5.3 inches
PROTECTION - Corning Gorilla Glass 10 (Crack resistant)
MEMORY - Internal 80 GB, 8 GB RAM
CAMERA - 41 MP (41 MP effective, 7152 x 5368 pixels), Carl Zeiss optics, optical image stabilization, auto/manual focus, Xenon & LED flash. 16 MP front facing with Xenon Flash. PureView technology, geo-tagging, face detection, dual capture, panorama.
OS - A Fine blend of Microsoft Windows 10 and BB 10, upgradeable to WP 20, upgradeable to BB v20.2.4
CPU - Deca-core 5.5 GHz Krait
BATTERY - Removable Li-Ion 16,000 mAh battery (BV-5XW)
Stand-by Up to 7 days (5G)
Talk time Up to 72 hrs (3G) / Up to 48 hrs (4.5G)
Music play Up to 5 days

This should do it...

adoleval:
thanks bro for the good work.
Pls, forward to valdegreat2002@yahoo.com.
Thanks in anticipation.

please send to brownyzcorner@yahoo.com.
Thanks.

segzyj:
I'm interested pls forward it to uniquelinkcomputers@gmail.com

Someone help send NNPC test questions to me pls. brownyzcorner@yahoo.com
Many thanks.

This happened very close to Marina, lagos around 10:40am. The driver, in a bid to avoid collision with another mass transit bus (the blue BRT bus) which abruptly entered the his lane, swerved and this was the result.
Thank God no life was lost.

Airtel has got the best Customer service. Been using them since their 'buddy' 'econet' days (0802300...) and havnt had any regrets. I can reach out to a customer rep in about 15 secs or less! Truth is, these netwrks put their subscribers on cadres. If u are a consistent big spender, u'l be promptly attended to.

Abbycrown: Pls hopefuls, do the trainees get any allowance during training? If yes, how much? *just asking*

43K

@vivicatee...So its you...hmm. Cdnt have guessed right with that username. U shud knw me thru my username. More hints - HOTR, Rock Corpers.

Training starts Wednesday for batch 1, we're picking up our letters tmrw @d training sch.
For those still expecting, your expectation WILL NOT be cut short.
Congrats y'all.

Yinkay: So everything that James Bond used to dazzle us then is now reality...waiting for the car that will be amphibious.. Drive on land and underwater

theres a tested prototype already. Saw it some weeks back on youtube. Search it out. You'd be amazed!

@vivicatee is right. That is what d staff said. Those that got d congratulatory msgs WILL be called in July (4wks time). They are the 2nd Batch. Nothing was said of those that didnt get any msg at all. Nothing God cannot do anyway.
Training for Batch 1 starts next wednesday - so i heard frm a staff.

Hey guys, presently @fbn doing my documentation. Just Heard from d head of strategic recruitment that the second batch will be contacted after batch 1 is done with the training sch. That will be end of June/1st week July. So everyone that has rcvd a text for medicals (or at all - maybe) should please relax. Training for Batch 1 begins next Wed 6th June 2012.
Congrats y'all. We made it!

BOT4WHAT?:
@Talk2dhanny, Yes o I'm the one o. I've received confirmation that I passed the assessment centre but yet to get the SMS for documentation and medical, I guess I'm in second batch. Lord am waiting on you o

how Ibadan?
Its clearly in batches. If u have rcvd the congratulatory msg, RELAX. I believe You will get the other.

BOT4WHAT?:
@ Talk2Dhanny, hey guy congats! I am the tallest guy in your group, I guess it's you but I don't want to mention your name here. I also got the first SMS and I'm waiting for the 2nd ooo, I hope it comes in today cuz I can't wait o. Glory be to God.

B. . . O, is that u?

another sms from FBN...
Time rcvd 7:54
Batch 1-We are pleased 2 invite u 4 documentation &medical test as follow:Thurs 31/05/12. 8am.Venue:Admin Building,First Academy, Abebe Village,iganmu, Lagos.

Yaaaay!!!!

BOT4WHAT?:
I received the message at exactly 6:14pm...did anyone received earlier than this?

6:18 pm

Hey guys, tot to share this here...Today has been a wonderful day. Got three offers after 1 yr of waiting TODAY!!!
FCMB - GDP (presently doing Medicals)
LASAA

and this text now from FBN...
We are pleased to inform you of your success at the assessment centre stage of our recruitment process. We will come back to you with further details and your recruitment batch afterwards. Congratulations!

Glory to God!!!!!
Keep believing guys.

akmome: @talk2dhanny pls can u help me with workforce phone number, the line I have are not going (08100444591, 08129207978) only 0127989412 rang but they didn't pick. Pls help me if u have their contact number.

Sorry Man, those are about the same numbers i have. If they aren't going through, i think you should go see them @their office i.e if ure in Lagos. At least u'll get some feedback on the matter. Hopefully a positive one.

I believe we have completed all the stages in the recruitment process (what more can there possibly be) Medicals shud b all thats left.

akmome: God pls help me ooo, have not gotten the sms and I did the personlaity test. My pple what should I do?

Call up your group members to chk if it happened to any1 of them too. Reach workforce on phone to complain. I dnt think updating contact is a batch by batch activity, so pls act fast.

Kaydagreat: I rili hope this is about how to distribute us for our medical tests

Amen to that!!!
It's long overdue.

Kaydagreat: I just got a msg from workforce concerning FBN test to update my details before tomorrow

Just got the same text too...

FBN Assessment: You are required to visit www.wfmcentre.com/..... to update your contact details. Kindly do this before 8am,Thursday/May 24, 2012
Thank you.

NIM is very useful and is indeed an additional boost to your CV especially if you are pursuing a career in management. Outside the field of mgt, say finance, insurance, banking etc...companies do not exactly regard it for the knowledge u acquired from NIM but for d fact that you belong to a professional body (very important).
I studied Agric Econs and am about pursuing MSc. Management in Unilag. One of d requirements for that course for those that wern't graduates of management (or a similar field) is NIM. Chck out unilags postgraduate site Msc. Mgt to confirm.

Waiting earnestly also. It is definitely OURS. Waiting earnestly also. It is definitely OURS.

Eku Ijoko = I hope you are Comfortable?

Translation of such yoruba words are not done literally.

infolib: Can anyone pls give a hint on what to expect and how to prepare for an assessment centre test, i'm preparin for one (to be conducted by workforce mgt) this week.
GOD bless u as u reply

workforce GDP things Its actually FCMB. Attended their assessment centre today. Analysis test 20 mins, Competency based interview, group exercise and individual case analysis (powerpoint presentation). Gudluck2 u.

y2kola: Fbn Hopefuls, anything yet?

Praying and waiting time...

FBN hopefuls, a new batch (of which i'm a part) was invited by workforce about an hour ago to write an online test (personality test). This means that d test was conducted in batches. If you havnt rcvd d text msg yet, stil hang on or better still, log on to wfmcentre.com/fbnonlinetest/, put in your phone no and retrieve ur test event I.D.
Goodluck.

With 'top' nollywood stars stil acting high school roles, kids stand NO chance!

eemmyyy: did u pertake in the assessment conducted two or last previous week(s)

of course i did. Two out of group members (we wer 4) got d text this morning. Guess they've made their pick. Congrats n Goodluck to those selected.

Nope still waiting. Know a few who got the text too in Lagos.

hehehehehehehehe ;Dhehehehehehehehe