₦airaland Forum

sam4:
As you are taking the pepper soup remember to put on a cool pam sandal.

Lol... D palm sander go make d tin dey go smoothly abi. Marketing strategy wey sense make

enemyofprogress:
The best and fastest way to kill a snake especially python is to use cutlass or anything to hit its tail

Abeg no try dat kind tin o.... If he turn him head face u nah war o

Jimi23:
With her boobs sticking out and bouncing them up and down. Very x rated.

It is well

Jimi23:
33 years old? So when you were dancing for obesere and pasuma unclad 20 years ago you were 13? Kikikikkiki...yeye dey smell.

Asin was she a dancer for real? Dancing for obesere and pasuma?

Konitu

Keep deceiving ursefs... So God was sleeping wen he said so in Malachi 3 abi

Nah wa o.... So kenyan fit open mouth dey talk like dis.... I think d only tin dey can do is run like antelope. Anyway... Dem don hear u.
Thank u

greggng:
Is ur nebor living in the bush?

D funny tin is dat our compound is fenced and tiled. I was even surprised my sef is

Benekruku:
Egusi soup loading


Run to the market and get ingredients

Don't boil too much so you can suck fresh fluids from the meat

I used 2 eat snakes back then... But right now.. Its like im scared to even eat it

It was around 8pm yesterday my neighbour sense an unusual movement in the corner of his room... Looking at it, behold it was a snake.

Some of dose ranting about dbanj and sayin trash about his career av neva produce anybody as popular as dbanj's worst track in dia entire clan. Why trashing som1 u may neva be rich enuf to be his personal assistant? If only some av focused d effort used is trashing som1 else in developing dia career.... What a pity!

Hope dis is not just eye service... Or is he helping those affected?

Hit like if u want this kind of blessing

God dey

[quote author=Chinny5 post=59776220]I concur to the counseling dept, but after counseling WAEC and JAMB go turn am round for you.[/quote

Lol. U will even pass jamb and choose medicine and dey give u bio chem. Or choose law and dey give u mass com. D tin tire me jare

IamaNigerianGuy:
I would respond to you if I understood what you have written, but quite sadly I am only able read and write English.

Yeah.... So be it ajebo.

IamaNigerianGuy:
You're right. And counselling on the proper non criminal use of the English language as well.

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And a dept dat will teach dem ao to respect pple in d society and to understand dat one does not nid to brag all d time

Most student use to make dis mistake. I think dia shld be a councelling dept in d secondary skl to guide them b4 writing waec and jamb

Wat do u expect? Ao we take carry 3rd sef where 1st dey

Make up too much naahhh... Habaaa!

D uni is not among d first 100 uni in d country.... But there is room for improvement and i think thats what dey are doing now.
All d best to all intending applicants

Dlordsamurai:
People dont actually learn in life, IF this story is legit, then this girl is the most stupid, most foolish, most kolo, most mumu, most ode, most yama yama girl i have ever seen in Nigeria. "common sense which she dont have is what will make both ritualist and guys looking and desperate for riches, offer her the money and destroy her destiny forever. "i pity her destiny in advance. "any guy that will later get married to her, will be getting married to a dead wood.

May u neva find ursef in ha shoe in jesus name.
Eni ija o de ba lo n pe ara e lokunrin.... Meaning who has not been faced with battles calls himself a man.
An high court judge once said ."if we judges could be in d position of most of d criminals dey do condemn i most cases, dey will do worse.

Ok.
After teaching dem ao to boost dia hormone, op u will teach dem ao to av self control so dey dont become a threat to d community

oladeebo:
but you forget Nigeria is an incomparable special nation that anything that destroy other nation is a mere joke in Nigeria!
terrorism worry other nation but Nigeria deal with it in recession!
secessionist worry other nation, but in Nigeria it's a child play!
recession is deadly even in developed countries but in Nigeria, it's just a mere step forward!
A week president vacation is a trouble in other country, Nigeria progress with acting president!
Every president of Any nation boast of his 100 days in office!
Nigeria boast of 100 days of acting president in office!
who still comparing Nigeria state with any other state in the world!

Hmmmm.... U are right. What a pity we are in dis state. How did we even get here in d first place?!

If not that some nigerians are so stupid and useless how can u come to term with ur prezident spending like 100days outside his country on whatever ground it may be. Itz not a crime to fall sick but its a shame dat a prezident is away from his country dat long. Why not taking d necessary health care in nigeria and even using that to serve as an examplary leader. How many of those country we so much admire dat we ve seen dia prezident flown out to other country for such a long time. What a pitty

BreezyCB:
Buhari qo give him life to Christ

U dont give ur life to christ cus u av notin to give... Not even a life cus d life is not yours. No single place in both the four gospel of christ and d whole epistle says we give our lives to christ.... Rather, we recieve christ. We recieve his gift and his work of redemption.
Bless u sir

Okocha is an afonja i guess. Proudly an afonja. Proudly a nigerian. Nothing works like unity

dis king looks more celebrated outside nigeria even than in his own country. wat affiliation did he have out there dat has always got him revered like that

isokay

gbege

Ex-aviation minister Chief Femi Fani-Kayode says President Muhammadu Buhari dead and that there’s a plan to make Acting President Yemi Osinbajo the President while Nasir el-Rufai becomes the vice president.

Fani-Kayode claimed that former British Prime minister Tony Blair is in Nigeria for the transition of power to Osinbajo and El-Rufai;

“Whilst the werewolf sleeps in London, Tony Blair arrives in Kaduna where the vampires gather to share Nigeria’s flesh and drink her blood. “When Buhari is declared dead the plan is for Osinbajo to appoint Nasir El Rufai as his VP. “Tony Blair has come to Kaduna to convey British approval of that plan.
“El Rufai is slotted to take over from Osinbajo in 2019 but God will shock them. “When will the British leave us alone? When will they stop manipulating us and interfering in our affairs?
“The blood of the Christians and Shiite Muslims of S. Kaduna speaks against Nasir El Rufai and the Buhari admin..
“They are finished and all their plans will fail. “The Lord shocked Buhari. He will shock this lot too. “Their power is broken and their time is over.