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@poster
happy birthday 2 uuuuuuuu.happy bday 2 uuuuuuuuuuuu.how old are you now? ;Dhow old are you now? .

@poster
did you say boyfriend?Not husband.I mean,whats wrong in her playing volleyball?.methinks its a way of keeping her fit and staying clear of trouble from the men sha.I cant really understand what the guy hates about her girl playing volleyball.Or does he think the girl devotes more time to volleyball than she does to him?pls he shouldnt deprive the girl of her new found joy.

aisha2:
I thought by no, you would have seen her and sorted whatever she wanted to talk about. See her first, find out waht she wants, we can't help much here

I was out of town during the weekend.I have not called her though and Ive not really gotten any other message from her.

Unityman:
talk2sulta (f)
My Ex Is Asking For Compensation(?)
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Your profile shows you are a female, how come you are talking about your ex girlfriend? Or are you a , ?

sorry my dear.Ive just corrected it.its a mistake of the hand not the head.I was actually in a hurry in the morning when I edited my profile.

adeboo:
Maybe u should answer yourself.
She said its an issue u had kept quiet about - so u should know.

If I knew what she was talking about,I wouldnt be asking for opinion in the very first place.its as strange to me at it sounds to you.

Lord_Reed:
To those talkin about reactions n allergies, was he d one who suggested Nkwobi? She wanted Nkwobi if she was allergic to it then the responsibility was on her not to eat. Nobody forced it down her throat or held a gun to her head, she chose to order more. Sounds like a greed person to me. When invited out do u go n chop n quench? No u behave civilised n all that. Fact is she wouldnt have died because she had drinks so she was hydrated enough.

TELL THEM.TRUE TALK.

olulu:
Compensation ke?

cash or in kind? or she go take bank guarantee?

prior to her coming over, take 2 shots of sepe, one small bottle of paraga,
then 6 big table spoon of yoyo bitters, and, emmm, well, u fit add viagra join.

i can assure you that
the importance and materiality of the matter
will defer in contrast to
the demanded pay off,
if the above effectively effective modus operandi is adopted,
this will be immensely and massively propotionate
to the magnitude of the increasingly curious
and mysterious compensation being sought after.

if after d match, she asks again,
forward her to me, i compensate well , but not one off, strictly on a weekly basis

lmfao

efuah:
cus u finished deflating her?

na she deflate me oh .I go ask for my own compensation.

efuah:
Perhaps finding a way of coming back . . . ignore it if u're still not interested in her. If u still love her, let her come, u migh make up from there.

no longer interested.

aisha2:
Efuah, am sure he meant that he is not so careless to make promises he can't keep. Most Men carelessly promise a girl marriage when they have no intention of marrying her probably just to get into her pants. The girl will be killing herself trying to be a good wife and at the end of the day after cooking, cleaning and doing washer woman, no marriage. s

you just said my mind.

aisha2:
Seriously though, did you promise her marriage? If you did then she could have a case for breach of promise.

am not that careless.never did.

@poster
guy I be like say you dey pursue the girl as fly dey take pursue shit. .if na so,no be like that oh.It makes them feel more important than they are.give her a long break.if she doesnt reciprocate.shift your base with dispatch.

I just woke up to see a text message sent by my EX.it must probably have been sent by midnight and it reads 

"Good morning.please be reminded that I'll b coming over soonest to collect my compensation.I've noticed that youve been silent over it and I can't wait any longer.also b reminded that any cost incurred by me with regards to this visit will be defrayed by you.Ignore this message at your own risk".

Is she asking for pension or what? :oor is it severance allowance or retirement benefits? .I was tempted to call her to explain better,but I held back.

what do y'all think?

Pennywise:
I bet you are looking for an intelligent girl.

yes. but not the only criterion.there are so many things to consider.am even thinking of picking one fron nairaland.any suggestion from you?

D-reloaded:
PLC is obsessed with me

Aw come here and give me a hug jare. Oloshi

reloa, again! i thought uve evaporated.

kalmebad:
@poster. if opportunity present itself again,please do it a second time.

lol.

@poster
when you should be thinking of how to make up with her you were busy looking for babes to lay. .nawa 4 u oh.your problems re ernomous.please can you tell us what about her you are actually missing. .

as for saying the truth,maybe you said an inconvenient truth.did you remind her of how ugly she is or something? .give us the full gist so we can search for solution.all the same ,I hope u make up with her sooner than later.

no commit suicide oh.

@poster
tell your friend to cut his tastes according to his size. .Its like hes always going for babes taller than he is.I suggest he should find someone of his own size.how would he feel walking on the street with someone far taller than him? .abeg he shouldnt marry a wife that would not be proud of him.maybe when they are walking on the street ,she prefers to walk behind than by his side .marriage is all about compatibility(in most things including height).

she will always LOOK DOWN on you. .I mean "look down" both in the real and literal sense of the word. .and come to think of it,with his height hes even taller than some if not most girls.

arianne:
see how we confuse ourselves with compounded complications. nothing to disprove anyway, its just your opinion

the highlighted grammar is too COMPOUNDED for my reasoning.

LOVE IS LUST.BUT LUST IS NOT LOVE..disprove me if you can.

@poster
d-reloaded
outlawcum4
troe
seun
obj
ahmadu

tRoOE:
I love tattoos, am even thinking about getting another one before this year runs out. I have one tattoo on my thigh, it's very moderate looking and it’s very hard for someone to see it only if I have on a mini skirt or shorts.

tattoos are cute only when you are creative with it and don't over do them

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simstar:

It can never b easy dating a stingy boy friend,
believe me i know, i dated one before
a Banker in fact, u wont believ that he used to borrow money from me!!!
and this was when i i had just returned from camp and still job searching!!!
and all i had between me and starvation was the allowee i had managed to save up all through the year,
worst of all!!! i didnt get paid back!!

lol

@poster
I hope the offer will be extende a lil bit.I have one to offer you.

totally out of place."f**king with the wrong nigga" is just a saying,so dont interprete it literally.

PLC:
@Poster,

You knew the girl sincerely loved you, and it’s not a sin to love someone.  So, why did you treat someone that loved you that way?  You are very very wrong.

maybe she does "love" me.I don't really know.but if she does,I don't really think she approached it in the right manner.and moreover she  hangs out with someone else I think.

as for me being wrong,I gat no defense to put up FOR NOW.maybe I am,maybe not.

Pennywise:
Is not being married some new kind of virtue in an adult male of marriageable age?

its not a virtue.but marriage certainly isnt a neccessity.must I jump into marriage for marriage sake.moreso when Ive not found mrs right.abeg I don't want 2 f**k with the wrong nigga just because I want to get married at all cost.

@poster

there is more to it than meets the eye.shes gat something to hide.simple.what stops her from saving your no with your name if she doesnt like using sexy names.

@poster
my heart goes out to you .am not married yet but I can understand what you are going through.because am still single,I think I lack the requisite experience to advice you,but since he is not talking about divorce yet,dont think of it.just give him some time,develop yourself by getting financially empowered and I believe sooner than later,you will become the beautiful bride youve once been.YOU GO DEY DO SHAKARA FOR AM SEF.most importantly ,pray hard.

I hope to get your testimony soon.