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I repeat:THE BABES ON THIS SITE ARE TOO IMPERFECT.case dismiss

@aisha 2
"she ordered like a somalian refugee".

lol.

@poster
sorry you cant get the babe on this site.I suggest you try your luck somewhere else.the babes on this site are too imperfect for a perfect person like you.wish you luck as you search further.

@poster
perfect copy and paste,too many contradictions.I bow oh!

@poster
have you informed others?
my sp*rm count was low then so it cant be me.

@poster
I think you are suffering from COMPOSITE MENTAL KWASHIOKOR and BERI-BERI.YOU think that by dropping my name you can always get my attention abi?last advice This is not a forum for for(let me spare you).

@ mama orga
is grammar "blowing" a test of ones intelligence?

The girl in question is a sister to my guy. I must confess that she is very pretty and has those kind of curves that can make an impotent rise to action .She has been making some funny overtures towards me but I pretended not to recognise her because I know very well she can't give me true love which I desire, but can satisfy my lustful passions. ;DBut most Importantly,my guy is the conservative type and would not want to hear that I'm having a romantic relationship with the  sister,so for the mutual respect we share,I decided to Ignore her totally though I buy her gifts on her birthday with no strings attached.
This went on untill recently when I broke up with my ex,she started sending me love text messages which I always reply with"thanks for your messages" whenever I happen to see her.whenever am gisting with my guy and she joins the gist,I pretend to be uniterested in her gist and this pisses her off greatly. when she finally realised I had no time for her or so it seemed,she started being harsh towards me ,to the extent that my guy always tells me that the sister dislikes me greatly but I always knew it was the opposite.And it happened that she was always picking on me in my presence and absence.On a certain weekend,I was gisting with my guy,normal gist about business and women sha,she suddenly barged in on our discussion and yelled at me saying"you are a stingy guy,a coward,in short you are not man enough,bla bla bla" .My guy was so surprised at why the sister should talk to me with such impudence ,but as a very confident person,I knew all she needed was just my attention.

When I got to my house,I gave her a call around 10pm and was amused to realise that she was very excited to hear from me.and I asked her what her problem was,she replied"I can't believe you can see such a beautiful creature like me and still Ignore me,bla bla bla"she even told me she wants to "EAT" my money.mark the word "EAT".but this is a girl that I do take out occassionaly and buy her gifts on her birthday still with no strings attached.When she had said all, her I gave her an appointment (last weekend) to come and eat my money.I thought of what to make the day a memorable one,then I remembered NKWOBI(for those who don't know about it,nkwobi is a "concotion" of goat head ,potash etc,that when taken excessively, can cause severe stooling).I smiled and awaited the D day.

On saturday,she called me up(you can imagine) and told me that she was ready to "eat" my money.I told her to meet me at the eatery by 3.00pm.when I arrived,she was already there with her girlfriend(that wasnt part of our plan) but I didnt complain but was just amused .she introduced the friend  to me and I placed the order:"AS MUCH NKWOBI AS POSSIBLE".probably theyve not tasted it in their whole life so they consumed as much as possible and diluted it with some bottles of small stout.I simply took a bottle of malt.when they were done,I noticed that they were both shivering and sweating heavily.I smiled and knew they were PRESSED with sh*t  and I also knew it was time to leave as I had an appointment to keep .
   suddenly,my guys sister requested to use the convenience,the eatery attendants obliged her  .after some minutes,the friend also asked to use the convenience too.I KNEW THE DEED WAS DONE and just scribbled some notes which I left on the table for both of them and settled the bills .off I zoomed.
   since then she has refused to talk to me and am very happy about it.I think this is a nice therapy for "long-throats".

the funny thing about this topic is that the poster has gone on strike.are you sure he is aware his poster is gaining such attention.

Lord_Reed:
Hmmm reverse psychology in order to induce intense feeling of pleasure after a sudden reversal of misconstrued aggression, hmmmm very interesting!

the thing is that she is very pretty and she seems to be a narcissist.And whenever we get to quarrel,she threatens me with the very fact that she is very pretty and have many guys flocking round her.and then I wasnt really on much bucks sha so In essence she stuck to me for love,though I still provided for her as she lacked nothing .but you know women my brother ,you cant predict them.so I always felt that complimenting her beauty will add more weapon to her arsenal so i decided to use the opposite which sometimes really deflated her and made her feel she is worth nothing to me.but deep down in me,I knew I loved her.but naturally,am not used to endearing words sha.maybe natural defense mechanism.call it anything you want.

PLC:
So, no more wearing bulletproof?

it seems so.

what a ceasefire from the ladies in the house.

_{unless you want us to start wearing bulletproof bodysuits before we read your posts}
lol.

oyb:
if a girl started a thread saying 'Ive Not Been Able To Meet Much Guys That Match My Intelligent ' all us fellas would be spitting on her.

the topic didnt read " Ive not been able to meet intelligent girls",it read,"Ive not been able to meet girls that match MY intelligent".mark the word "my".I think what we should be looking at is how intelligent the poster is and not seeing the thread as an affront to the ladies which it is not.

The problem is that those who have criticised the poster for lack of grammatical skills are also deficient themselves by not being able to interprete the topic in its truest sense.

@oyb
I dont want to hold brief for anyone,but if you read the poster"s thread through and through,you will find out he was very polite to the minutest detail.he knew he was going to get some bashing from some ignorant folks and I think he was very sincere with whatever he meant,grammatical blunder apart.this is not a forum where your ability with the english language is tested so why all the fuss about his grammatical ability.

The truth is:everyone on nairaland claims to be a perfect specimen of a living being.post a sincere thread on this forum and you will be amazed at how you will be attacked,even to the extent of calling you unprintable names.Haba!Nairalanders hardly ever admit their faults.I pray that one day Admin might just be spirited enough to call a party for nairalanders,you might be dissapointed at how timid,ugly,unpolished , (cracking my brain for polite words) most of the folks on nairaland are.




[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]WE All CLAIM TO BE PERFECT BEHIND THE KEYBOARD!

the problem with our generation is that there is two much noise about "women emancipation,liberation, etc".I believe in equal rights for everyone but in the same vein,I believe that some roles are naturally crafted for either the man or the woman.Imagine a man saying he wants to get pregnant and start bearing children!doesnt this sound absurd?

The problem with us the upcoming generation is that weve become so brainwashed that we no longer differentiate between what the west wants us to see as the norm and what the norm actually is.Even the so called US,how many women have been liberated over there?.

To all the ladies in the house,with all due respect,Its a mans world.But we (man and woman) need each other to make the world complete.contradiction abi?think about it and prove me wrong.

@poster
Why crucify this guy?he has just said his mind so I dont think it would be fair if we treat him this way.It does happen!oh yes.But i think the poster should have used the word "sophisticated" instead of "intelligence".Intelligence is a composite word I believe.

Come to think of it,the poster might not be that Intelligent in the strict sense of the word.I suggest he should always look for the best words that will convey his thoughts.

sure! old age and death must surely come.its inevitable.so why the fear?there is time for everything on earth.

That the guy tells you of whatever wrong he has done does not mean he is a truthful person,it simply means that he has no regard for you.please find someone that will value you.I know its hard ,but you just have to before it gets late.

cant say more.theyve said it all.

@poster

A man that applies lip gloss? .anyway,we all know that the story isnt true sha but its a funny story to tell if it actually gets to happen.

@poster
I hardly use endearing words.but I use words like "goat head","ode","kingkong" and all other "hard" words.I can remember the very first day I called my ex "my dear",she was like "do you really mean am dear to you?,you always made me feel my head looks like that of a goat".I mean she was very happy to the extent that she bought me a boxer and singlet that very day. .

@poster
just playing mind games.

@poster

how much are you worth? .please include my name in your will as you say your last prayers.

Its very obvious that some girls do not know that there is a limit to fronting.

MY LITTLE STORY:

I met a girl some years back,picked a particular interest in her and decided to go for her.In short,I wanted to walk down the aisle with her.can you believe that for a whole year this girl kept on dribbling me.I was very patient though as my mum will always say that "notin good comes easy".At a point,I lost interest and stopped calling her.but the funny thing is that she never called me on phone but I made sure her phone rang or beeped everyday.

A month after I stopped calling,she started calling but I always give her excuses like "am busy","will call u later" which I end up not fulfilling.Then I realised that by calling her up,I was in control.You cant believe that she calls me up these days while I play "catch me if you can".

So my advice to ladies is :dont fall so cheap but dont front too much.simple.

@sly
please how can a broken heart be healed in days?

I really understand what you mean.his real problem does not lie in him,but in his parents.Yes,because for you,youve already started thinking of how to build a career or how to become a succesful lady while he is not thinking on the same line with you. because whenever he is cash strapped,his parents are always there to help him.But I still believe that everyman has that survival instinct in him that when the money stops coming from a particular source,he thinks of another source.

I am sorry to say that with the present situation and considering the fact that you both are still young,HE MIGHT NOT GET TO BE THAT KIND OF MAN YOU WANT HIM TO BE.but over time,he might be.

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I hope replying to this fiction will not give it some dignity which it lacks in its entirety.This little boy again!you and f**k.go and find something better to do dude.you have a long way to go.if you are to obsessed with f**k at this age,by the time you get married will you still have some action left in you?anyway,shit still happens.

but in all,please dont join them for Gods sake.change some things abut you that u think might have attracted them.pray fervently and remain a serious student.THEY CANT FORCE YOU TO JOIN THEM.i am talking from experience.it doesnt pay at all!

but in all,please dont join them for Gods sake.change some things abut you that u think might have attracted them.pray fervently and remain a serious student.THEY CANT FORCE YOU TO JOIN THEM.i am talking from experience.it doesnt pay at all!