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ItsModella:
Chevrolet: Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Everytime.
Saab: Swedish Automobiles are Beastly.
Dodge: Damn old dirty gas eater.
Subaru: Screwed up beyond all repair usually.
Mercedes: Most Expensive, most rich capitalists enjoy driving exquisite sedans.
Lexus: Large, Executive, Xpensive, Uppity stuff.
Mitsubishi: Mostly in the shop undergoing big investments, sometimes halfway incomplete.
Audi: Another ugly Deutsche Invention, Accelerates under demonic influence.
Chrysler: Cars having really yucky, silly, lazy engines.
Ferrari: From extra rusty rubbish and rude Italy.
Hummer: High Utility Maximum Mobility Easy Rider.
Jeep: Jumps excitedly in potholes.

^^^ LMAO on the bolded above.

na2:
cracking my ribs here, this thread is so so 4ny

^^^Howdy?

splitnaija:
Still thinking

^^^ Shey na Pentium half u dey use?

suolboy:
From logic, one thing is sure, the wife is a cheat, but the hubby may/may not be a cheat.

^^^ Very correct analysis. You can't outrightly say the man is a cheat under such circumstance.

splitnaija:
-ve multiplied by -ve =+ve. Conclusion: Both are right!!!

^^^

I'm tired of 'haters, haters, haters'; "weirdos, weirdos, weirdos!" I am outa here. ***Disappears***

"I thut to reply your all your msgs since and sincerely I don't want a reply. Thank u 4 all d job search info you ve been sharing with me, God bless you.
I want u to know that I av 4given u for whatever u said or did and I pray u 4give me too in like manner.
I wish u all d best in your life pursuit. It was nice knowing you. learnt a lot from you. & also realized somethings about myself too- great discovery.

thanks 4 everything and my regards to your family.

Cheers!"
^^^
I think this her reply does not mean she wants to come back but rather wishing you good luck in your future endeavours. If you still luv her, then u can go back to her, else, let her go like she is suggesting in her text, simple.

1. single
2. searching
3. Don't have any NL admirer but I wish I had
4. Romantic-Yes
5.Liberal

I don't buy condoms, so it does not apply to me.

SMH @ the comments of people. Rather than criticize and condemn this heinous, barbaric and malicious act by these nitwits who r certainly going to pay through their asses, some of you are here calling "ibo man" and "yoruba man." God will certainly punish them in folds. "whatever a man sows,

Final conclusion Aribisalao+ Obahiagbon= Merriam Webster's Advanced Dictionary of Vocabularies

butterflyy:
Na d girls ooo.

^^^Really?

omega25red:
how on earth do you expect anyone to have an answer for you?

^^^ At least u can give a good guess looking at the trend of 'dumping' in relationships.

MODERATORRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!! Ppl want to blow Nl with their grammatical gingoisms. Pls ban dem ASAP else,

MRbrownJAY:
@poster
isnt it "the person who aint happy in the r/ship" that does the dumping?!

The question is "who dumps the more often in relationships?" I know that the person that is not happy about the relationship does the dumping most likely; but this 'dumping', is it done more by the girls or by the guys?

In relationships, who tends to dump the other more often? Me thinks the guys are gurus in the "dumping school." ;[color=#000099][/color]but there is a strong argument that ladies of nowadays put up that "they dumped the guy." don't you think it's vice versa?

Why would you even ask such a question in the 1st place? Except of course she is your boo. Anyways, if you were in ha shoes, would you have said 100?

@ OP, it's all your fault . You left ha without enof servicing so dat congee will dry ha baa? Just step up and nyansh ha wella, then she will not sebe again.

Just tired of all these silly threads! SMH. These thread opening syndrome must STOP!

Funny but a very critical topic. I once saw a mount zion movie where the 'devil' comes to church and sits beside people, and gives them a knock on the head to induce sleeping! Once the service is over, the sleep ceases! I think it is more spiritual than physical. Taking sweets could help a little.

pendo89:
C'mmon people, you hide first and think Later.That's how the body responds first.Flight.
Am sure the hubby dint hear the words 'my husband'.He only heard 'hide, hide' First instinct is hide.
So the woman is guilty cz dreams come as a result of the day's activities.

Nice one, U r really saying the fact.

Long One:
^^^courage isn’t the absence of fear, but the presence of fear with the will to go on.

Hide, coming from a loved one who has your best interests at heart isn’t bad, what if there’s a female revolution going on and they are killing all men in the area? Hiding definitely doesn't make you a Coward.

Nice one too, who knows why they are saying you should hide? ***A Hired assassin may be on the loose***

This is TALKING talking to AM TALKIN, Would you be my boo?
Oh about the topic, I just hope Mercy would not be booted out like her predecessor. Anyways, I wish ha Jonathan Goodluck!

Sexkillz has said it all. I'm also out! Use ur tongue to count ur teeth, and if that's difficult for you, then use ur teeth to count ur tongue.

Ronkebp. if such happens, ur 1st instinct will be "hide"
Ur 2nd instinct would then be "what's even the issue/cause?"

See, forget ur guy, I like cool-headed gurls. So leave him and lets date.lol .Anyways, just keep being ursef, U cannot change now, else u'll mess things up. I'm available sha

Ronkebp & long one, let me ask you guys, if u were sleeping and u suddenly hear "hide, hide, whateva follows", wouldn't u rather hide first b4 thinking of what is probably wrong? I trust naija ppl. Some would even run outa the room b4 saying 'hakuna matata'

Have said this before, i will never marry this Naija babes, they are full of SH***T and rubbish. I hate them, i hate them all, don't beg me, I even dey vex die.

Who go beg you? If you dey vex, go hug transformer or better still, go jump inside well. Leave the naija babes for us. We like dem abeg.

Me thinks the woman is guilty because the man hid himself because he is just waking from sleep and probably in shock too.

Nice one, I think it works But you can also eat your beans hot and not cold too. The colder the beans, the stronger and nastier the mess/fart.

A man was sleeping on the bed with his wife. In the brink of the night, the wife screams suddenly from a dream she probably had, " Hide; Hide; Hide, my husband is back!" The man jumps up speedily and takes cover under the bed. In about 10 seconds later, He said to himself "WTF! I am the husband!"
Who do you think is cheating on the other, the man or the woman?