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I cannot choose water when there's the option of air
What if we jam pirates? What if...?

It is well with their souls shaa

lol

Accept it for now, pending when you get a better job

Also, keep on searching online for better offers while improving your skills...

Nice fiction

Walkee:
serve me better by being a creep obsessed with knowing what I'm thinking so that they can advertise it to me and get paid? Lol you must be a blogger or joker

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Isn't that serving you better?

I don't really understand the hype behind disabling trackers...

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It's true

Even without being told, we already know it wasn't intentional.
In fact if it was, it would have been better tagged childish!

Lol

You people should stop quoting the whole post nah...

I spend 30k+ per month on data...

I don't want to do the annual calculation

Some people will say that ladies should stop following wealthy guys because of money, that it is why they're getting killed, and now we have this?
Honestly, evil has eaten deep into Nigeria and the law enforcement agencies are not helping


Only God can help us!

I just have pity for this man...


Assuming elections were about who's more popular online, he'd have won

Even after this, he'll still have to fight with almighty APGA that can almost never lose in Anambra

Very nice move from the Tech giant

What if the 9am To 5pm job is the runs?

Pharmaceutical medical sales representative

Make I hear say Alexreports hand no dey this article

what's the mileage?

ok

TalkTalkTwins:
My Monday's Experiences With The Unknown Gunmen
Since gun men no kill me today shaa, them no go get me again!

Lemme tell the story.
So I was on pc o, working on my new website when my friend said my gas had finished.
Oya now, local men never chop since morning, I've been stuck on the big screen.
I picked up my gas and boarded a bike, off to Orji flyover (the legendary one)
Immediately I dropped my legs from the bike, the first gun shot dropped.
Like these people were waiting for me
I shift back small, next another gun shot, then bike man is like his money? Inukwa?
I put hand inside my pocket to bring it out, another gun shot...
Na so we pick race.
Something wanted to climb my leg, I swear I dun know if it was a bike, Keke or car, I was not seeing again.
Na so we jump fence o...
I swear when I came back to look at how far I had gone, I was wondering how I flew that thing.
Me? My mother did not raise me with flying of fences

A dog was barking the owner was telling him to shut up...
Dog meat come dey hungry me.
Like who's this idiot who wants to kill me with barking?
I say make I follow another road, men wey dey there dey run back...
Obara Jesus

So babe was calling
In my mind like just find a way to tell my people I love them, cos if bullet no kill me, fear fit do am, or dog go bit my pimpim
I didn't even remember where I dropped my gas again, I turned back and to change direction and then I found myself inside somebody's house.
The man come dey give me Ted talk dey ask who dey shoot and how I never see something I dey run, another shot land uncle bend...
I begin dey laugh!
Like who asks for who's shooting before running?
Me that the spirit of journalism in had left already or another one?
Dun worry if I wasn't safe I won't be telling the story now...

Next we see na armored tanks, I come dey see myself where Police arrest me parade me as gunman tomorrow...
Me wey be victim with them o!

I saw one of my neighbour there too, she trekked from flyover with me without her wig and shoes...
I was running for my life and laughing!
Omo shaa I dunno about you, but I'm not 1% ready for another civil war!

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