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We'll talk about roleplay later, lemme first celebrate getting fp on a platter of GOLD

ehee, I'm off to Google
Will be back...

Edit: I'm back from Google, it appears like it's a recruitment agency in lagos

The person below will have more to say

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flokii:
Ibadan is the largest city in West Africa and one of the oldest civilizations in Africa's history..

Need I mention that [s]Ibadan as a city in Oyo State is bigger than Anambra + Enugu + Imo States combined[/s]? you didn't know but now you know.
Know your mates and how you make comparisons next time. You're welcome.

Ibadan landmass: 3,080 km²
Imo State landmass: 5,530 km²

If you want to act ignorant, it shouldn't be in a public forum

Sometimes when I hear of death, I get a totally different picture, I mean do people ever think of this?
Now imagine you're a huge football fan, and then you die two days to the England - Italy match, and possible you staked a reasonable amount of money.

Two minutes after your death you're in your comfortable flat in heaven, or possible a scarcely furnished self-con apartment in hell fire with your worms and body heater ensuite.
You are still trying to get used to the fire, and maybe getting to know your neighbours, how long they have been in hell, and possibly ask to know whether the fire actually every pause, and which Biblical descriptions are true.
Some others in heaven are busy trying to arrange their flats, and white garments, and also trying to get to know their neighbours and possible wondering whether they will ever get their lips to rest from praising god.

Then theirs you the football lover, who just remembered that you were earnestly waiting for the England - Italy match, and now you have to head over to the media department, to know the possibility of mounting a viewing centre in heaven or hell, since some actually believe the demons behind football come from the deepest part of this part of the world.
At the gate you meet this weird looking demons, with weapons looking, and laughing like the typical Nigerian tow-gate police men.

'Sir, I want to umm know of the possibility of mounting a bla bla bla cos I'm trying not to miss the match on xx date.'
They look at you, ignore and continue with their discussions since you're a spirit and they really cannot do much more than yelling.
Now you have no options than to stay at the gate of heaven or hell for the next two days, waiting for any new check-ins so you can get to know the outcome of the match, and possibly send a message to your gee on earth to catch out your Bet9ja ticket.

Have you ever imagined this? Just, like have you ever thought of the possibility?

Happy birthday Papa Zion

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It's the last line for me

Any child I give you is your child

Chai

Omo


Once you reach the end of this tenure, you deserve a huge award!

Oj

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64 bullets
They didn't even want to leave a chance

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I wonder who will spend 2 hours reading an epistle on rams

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Congrats

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Most of these foreign brands don't verify the ID, they just need to see something
That's why you can verify even with fake IDs

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Uteghe:
Was Osama bin laden in USA on 911? Find others ways of dousing your fears.

While I'm not in support of OP's point, don't you think Osama agreed to the bombing?

I think the cases are different...

She's being nuetral, that's it!
Imagine having a daughter like Chimaamanda

We help companies, brands and individuals (public figures, pastors, musicians, actors just anyone) get stuff about them on top blogs and media websites.

I'll make this a very quick one!
When you search for your name, and business online, do you get impressed?

Do you see stuff you actually want to see, or the data is extracted from social media and stuff?
While the later might be cool, sometimes a negative tweet about you might be the first on the search engine results about you, and you may never know the number of clients who turn back after seeing that.

I have had a client who came to my inbox and was like, 'I investigated you before coming here, and I trust you' and I found the whole stuff funny.
Investigated me? How? Did you check my international passport and stuff? Oga probably Googled my name, and visited my social media pages and stuff, and he trusts me better because he saw what I wanted him to!

You know why? Scammers don't do PR, they don't want to be known. It takes a legit person to painstakenly put together some stuff and try to be on his own search results.

So back to my question;
Do you have a media presence?
We can work today.
Let's get you and your business online.

cc: Julob Media

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