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Anybody that wants to say vanity in this thread should remember that diamond actually appreciates

If he ever goes broke in the later run, he can always sell them for even more than what he got it

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McStoic:
Your friend is your girlfriend. No die in too women and their errands ooo.

Lol
If it were my girlfriend I'll say.
Secondly, I won't even be in the house and my girl would be going to fill the gas everything is not about being red pilled bro

My Monday's Experiences With The Unknown Gunmen
Since gun men no kill me today shaa, them no go get me again!

Lemme tell the story.
So I was on pc o, working on my new website when my friend said my gas had finished.
Oya now, local men never chop since morning, I've been stuck on the big screen.
I picked up my gas and boarded a bike, off to Orji flyover (the legendary one)
Immediately I dropped my legs from the bike, the first gun shot dropped.
Like these people were waiting for me
I shift back small, next another gun shot, then bike man is like his money? Inukwa?
I put hand inside my pocket to bring it out, another gun shot...
Na so we pick race.
Something wanted to climb my leg, I swear I dun know if it was a bike, Keke or car, I was not seeing again.
Na so we jump fence o...
I swear when I came back to look at how far I had gone, I was wondering how I flew that thing.
Me? My mother did not raise me with flying of fences

A dog was barking the owner was telling him to shut up...
Dog meat come dey hungry me.
Like who's this idiot who wants to kill me with barking?
I say make I follow another road, men wey dey there dey run back...
Obara Jesus

So babe was calling
In my mind like just find a way to tell my people I love them, cos if bullet no kill me, fear fit do am, or dog go bit my pimpim
I didn't even remember where I dropped my gas again, I turned back and to change direction and then I found myself inside somebody's house.
The man come dey give me Ted talk dey ask who dey shoot and how I never see something I dey run, another shot land uncle bend...
I begin dey laugh!
Like who asks for who's shooting before running?
Me that the spirit of journalism in had left already or another one?
Dun worry if I wasn't safe I won't be telling the story now...

Next we see na armored tanks, I come dey see myself where Police arrest me parade me as gunman tomorrow...
Me wey be victim with them o!

I saw one of my neighbour there too, she trekked from flyover with me without her wig and shoes...
I was running for my life and laughing!
Omo shaa I dunno about you, but I'm not 1% ready for another civil war!

https://web.facebook.com/Chimaizuobi/posts/1744899502567319?

I like the part where Tiwa said 'I'm made'

Why will that Seyi of a lady that is only good at bashing young talented stars in Nigerian Idol want to make peace after everything she said about Tiwa.

Even PayPal
I was scared at first, I actually thought they banned my IP

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This is so funny

Arry110:
I don’t know if it’s ignorance that make you guys make this kind of racist statement but it annoys the Bleep out of me. I don’t know what kind of self hate is this, go and like them na, continue liking whites
That’s how some will always be saying things like “black man mentality” or “black man no wise”
They’re millions of blacks on earth, stop that nonsense generalization
Go and sin no more, brother

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Welcome my children, your sins are forgiven

Nigeria jaga jaga

Lol
It's not a secret, neither is it a crime
If you work online, whether as a blogger or...you'll need these data. They'll help you know what to write and what people are really interested in

Or maybe someone like me who needs a better space to start making Youtube videos

Even we wey never be billionaires want am

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Lol...the big men he has worked against have finally gotten an opportunity to strike...

This way, Nigerians wouldn't have to think it was politically motivated.