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A friend is currently seeking 10 to 20 hectares of farmland in the southeast.

Some more stuff that one wishes could be said in an office.

I like you, you remind me of when I was young and stupid.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

Here's a couple of thing some of us would love to say at work if we can.


  I can see your point, but I still think you're full of **it.

  I don't know what your problem is, but I bet its hard to pronounce.

  How about never? Is never good enough for you?

  I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. This is good.

  I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

  I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

  I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

  I don't work here, I'm a consultant.

  It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

  Ahhhhh , , I see the screw up fairy has visited us again.

Cheers.

@ all

This is just so tiring I spent all my time going through this and not one pic of a Nigerian city even if its Tinapa or Obudu ranch, absolutely nothing.
This is not fair

@Zuby
hey!!!
are u Zuby,Futo,Osogbo, catch my drift?

hmmm I can see all the faithfuls are still around.

How do you guys do it. I practically shutdown from this site a couple of weeks ago, the addiction was getting out of hands.

As per the bears, what can I say, its good to see the gurus cry now I feel very Human.

@all
Mek una pray mek none of this bright yahoo boys jam this site with all this address coming out, most of you have written here severally and  a brilliant yahoo boy can mek some inference based on your contribution and decend on you.

@ Omoba
cant you upload this stuff somewhere and give us a link?

Regards

@ Wendy,

wetin you come de do here de collect insults.

I wonder when we go learn to talk without getting insultive and personal, this is a public forum.

Abeg Madam go ( u know where) we the await your veiws and analysis.

AK47

abeg the send the image the come, and the explanation too. I don the burn my own candle too

@Pumping and AK47

Please give me the gist on CCNN

Where easibros dey sef

Special announcement

This is just for my analysis before the much talked about deep pockets will hijack the stock.

I no be Guru wey the push stock so deep pockets just ignore this so it can continue its free fall.
_{any one with the most recent result and any relevant inf on CCNN please share}

Wanajo

Bros abeg help me ask am oooo

BTW na dat kain money una d mek for that side maybe am in the wrong profession but anyway Engineers rock anytime.

This thread is highly addictive.

My productivity assesment is on the decline, I'm only on top by bullshitting my way through reviews.

At home, they've thrown in the towels on my addiction.

AKTopgun, I need professional help.

My refresh button is worn out because of this thread.

I can go on with my list, but the fact remain I need help.

@ Crazy T
Where u from see the result for today's trading.

@all

Can anyone help with my intermember transfer to Zenith securities
I initiated the tranfer 8wks ago but till now nothing, I check my CSCS daily and nothing has been credited to it.
I got my former broker to sign the tranfer form, I wonder whats keeping it.
I have missed out on quite a lot of opportunities.
I'm bone tired of waiting, I call them, write them and all they do is promise to do something about it.

Granted there is an Oil boom in Angola (at least some of us are getting our daily bread from there).
I still think the political terrain of the country is important for any investment.
Forget about the west as where ever there is oil, there is the west or will you invest in Iraq or work there now? but the west is still strong there.
why these multinationals make national investments and hence are privvy to consideration from the Godfather himself (25yrs in office), wetin u and me get.
Well sha I'm marking time and waitin (I've been waiting for sometime now).
The property market is sweet, Luanda is an expensive city, I still wonder why till 2moro.
Anyway mek we the watch but I think Dubai holds more prospects.

BTW Ioma, holla me ochiking1 at yahoo.com. I'm on rotation at cabinda

Hmmm Angola ke,
Mek una thread softly softlyoooo,
If u know anything about Angola u should know there is a royal family.
The country is owned by the president and his daugther and that guy na another Idi amin.
If he wakes up and decides otherwise on your investment, you are on your own.

@ ololufemi

Will definitely be buying the PO but in 10,000 unit blocks.

Too much money is currently tied up illiquidly (new word   ) I was hoping to pass up all PO's but since this is a long term stock for me, I don't mind tying up the fund.

I'm considering buying through frankiriri (solidarity), actually met the guy ones nice fellow.

texas543:
For those interested in insurance stock read this

[url]http://www.guardiannewsngr.com/business/article02/indexn2_html?pdate=181207&ptitle=Insurers%20strategise%20for%20oil,%20gas%20business[/url]

Thanks for the link. Nice info (My people are there)

@ All
How long does an intermember transfer take?
Got the two needed signature from my former broker and submitted to ZSL 3weeks ago and still no action.
I was told its gonna take 2 weeks if you get the guys at your former house to sign, anyone with useful info or similar experience should share pls.
I wanna know how long I'm gonna wait on the tranfer before I start pushing.
No more sleeping on a a bicycle, I have to beproactive this time.

ololufemi:
@ Talktrue,

If the money is valuable to you and a considerable amount, follow my instructions and I can assure you will smile later on.

Someone I know paid in N2 million into some scammers account at a bank for a product that was not dellivered. The guy tried to get his money but was told stories.

He got in touch with EFCC and what they requested for was the Bank Teller which he scanned and sent to them.

Within two days, the bank was contacted and the guys details were fiched out. He paid back even with interest because his properties were seized.

EFCC does not only deal with governors oh, they have a small unit for all these kind of frauds.

The problem is that people are not aware of this.

Even your stockbroker who has been swindling you of charges, you can deal with him through IST and EFCC.

I sure sey all those fraudulent brokers go dey shake now,

My people, fight for your rights,

I like the whole EFCC thing, will be getting all the necessary documents and evidence together, I'll stay action till Jan though (final chance, no more story) as per fmaily request.
Thanks for the EFCC info, thought those guys are only for Governors and Yahoo boys.
Will keep you guys posted

I've been on the phone for the last 30 mins with the fellow, (called home and was told he is planning to leave town and set up an industry in his Village -planning to retire on my money?). As usual he had the usual long story (dont know how the guy pulls it off, even had the guts to ask for Xmas gift), he promised to liquidate my portfolio Jan next year- said he initiated a cross deal on my stock but just found out it wasn't carried out, promised to rectify the mistake (same story) - my family suggested I stay action till next year.

They story long as usual, took 30 mins off me and even told me to convert the cost of the call and send it across to him in cash _{shakes head}
I feel like a pressurised cylinder. hmmmmmm ok ooooh
Monkey the work Baboon wan chop

@All

For those interested in technical analysis but lack the excel skill/ time to do that.
Nigerian securities just releases the online software.

http://www.nigeriansecurities.com/nstabasic.php

all the best with the decision making

@All

I'm looking for a good lawyer with experience on stock cases, cos I'm being taken for a ride by this fellow (family friend now enemy) that was touting as a broker, I later found out he wasnt, he was fronting for a company, but I've already invested some money, Its quite a long story on what's been going on between us, I've been trying for the last 6 months to sell off my shares or get my statement to no avail. I missed out on 1st banks right issue, dividend etc. Infact the tori too much.

They truth is I think I have to stop using kids gloves and treating this case as a family matter.
Any suggestion on what to do will be appreciated
Thanks

LondonCool:
I use Afrinvest W.A Ltd too. You can check their website www.afrinvestwa.com for more information

Or you could visit them at 11/12th Floor, Foreshore Towers, 2A Osborne Road, Ikoyi, Lagos

Their number is : +234 1 270 1680-8

@ oawele
Hope this clears it for you, you can send your mandate Via mail (preferred by me, you have evidence) or by phone (depending on your relationship with your acct officer), but I suggest you stick to mail.

Tayo 08035200503 (she works at the PH office though)

@ oawele
Afrinvest comes highly recommended. Though their minimum is 500k. You might wanna talk to them and see wat happens with ur 100K

hbrednic:
@texas
no be everybody fit ask for loan of over two hundred millions.
you must know your networth otherwise na malaria tablet u go get.

Abeg help me talk am.

The market is so dull these days one is tempted to sleep on a bicycle, but anyway "where your money day na there your heart go dey too".

@ all
specially pumping (Data master)
I have the outstanding shares of ABC as 1.1 bn any one with contrary view,
also can anyone supply me with the quarterly result of ABC for last year please

thanks

@Ololufemi
You are real yoruba man.

@easimoni
I don send mail abeg "I will neva let u go unless u bless me"

The biggest challange I'm facing now is orgainising my portfolio, if Salary come one stock will be hot then next time another one soteeeey my portfolio don fragment finish. I just want to recoup my investments and face less than four stocks squarely.

@Texas543
For you to ask for a $ 2 Million dollar loan you have to be worth that atleast.

@ FatherOF2 no be only millions na billions.
Special anouncement mek all this deep pocket people no d harrass us with this kain money wey na for movies we the hear them before.
See me we consider myself as excess Bigboy with my 100,000 monthly salary na me you the mek poor man so. Abeg e don do.
No more mention of cash, mek man pickin no begin think wetin e no suppose think, 285 million hmmmmm we excort somepeople come this place oooo
chei

But anyway God day we go mek am

@fatherOF2
when u buy finish 2moro tell us wetin u buy cos I "Thomas" wan take my eyes see the rally.

Diamond hs all I can ask for but this GDR thing, nna men the fear of GDR na the begining of wisdom as far as am concerned, but anyhow if the thing no wan move you can sit and be rest assured you have a fundamentally sound stock

@ Aktopgun
Cograts Bros, e no easy.
Some of us never get the liver to dive in.
Tamilore Tobechukwu, the combination na d bomb (Ijebu and Ibo fusion hmmmm NSE watch out). The baby fit just start his own market like Dow jones them.

Congrats once again, regards to madam.
But seriously bros You don enterooooo na now Madam and pickin go tag team together show u sweet pepper