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So if they answer yes. will that suggest to you to make a hell of noise? Se* is not war take it easy because there is no title or award attached to it.. just like I told one lady who told me she take very long for her to cum and I replied her that I won't be able to wait for her to cum before I cum. U don't owe any damn woman satisfaction rather u are owed satisfaction as a man.

God abeg put hand make this one work.. I don finish money for my account.. remaining 4k and I just dey project one week with that cash to survive after that ee don red for me.

Is this machine that carries out the test really relaible.. I don't want any machine to come infect me then count me among covid-19 victims o.. in this reckless Nigeria we are ,who knows, even some doctors/healthcare volunteers can be carries unknowingly thereby infecting others with the disease while carrying out their rubbish test..

Someone just said this type of snakes are harmless..Not in Nigeria where ur enemy can disguise as a snake to attack you.

Dickson44:
It was after 2 days of having unprotected sex, my pen*s started paining me. I went to the pharmacy and got ciprotab. This was administered to me after I told the pharmacist that my pen*s pains me during urination.

This is the 4th day since I got the drugs. I just found that I have a penile discharge. Please, what could this be and how do I curb and get rid of it. I I'm scared of using the toilet as the pain is still there.

Thanks for your assistance

it's Covid.. Call NCDC

Awon were

Egugun don enter express..

Abba kyari for example.. I know him very well

You still can't see the difference In u and them..they admire the woman u are but it still baffles me why you do the same. Be careful with what is running in ur head so u don't ruin the good life you have built for urself for ur future husband and children

Wait for Kano to surpass FCT tomorrow.. who want bet me?

Is it that everybody has this virus already, how possible is it that every returnee from a particular place always test positive?

That's is if he remains there for life

The imagination of the pain and the delivery is what makes we men mad and worry all along. Plus the scare of death..

dapsoneh:
THIS IS THE BEST TIME TO DESTROY BOKO HARAM
THEY ARE SHORT OF SUPPLY, JUST EQUIP OUR ARMY AND THE REST WILL BE HISTORY

this is true.. total lockdown and hell is their portion

For here pastor for Don jakpa before you open eye

APC has failed Nigerian.. the only thing that would have given them credit is closure of border but that water leaf head no gree

Forget about relationship now, help a needy friend now.

Trayceey:
Fellow nairalanders,

I have a pressing issue on ground and I need your contribution. My boyfriend has been working for about 5 years now. We've been dating for a while now and he has been so nice and caring. The best ever.

In my past experience in relationships, I have been quite generous but the guys turned out to be ingrates so I vowed never to give any boy my penny again.

When I met my man, he melted my hardened heart with the love he showered on me. On one occasion, I have borrowed him money and he paid me back. Now he's asking me to borrow him another money. Because of this lockdown, he has gone so broke and he opened up to me. Initially, I did not believe him but when I noticed he has run out of food stuffs and the provisions he normally stock his house with, I believed him. I have more than enough money. The money he's asking for is like chicken change to me. But I don't want him to get used to borrowing from me and I have vowed never to give a guy my money again except if he's my husband.

Please I need advice. Fellow ladies like me, what do you think? Should I borrow him?

They should rather share free beer after lockdown..

Take it to ur state cbn office.. they will change it with some percentage charges..

They should be quarantined for 50days.. I don't trust China o.. after all they are not coming for the masses, they were booked for the top/high profiles like late Abba kyari

valentineuwakwe:
This will indeed gladden the mind and hearts of many IPOB members who had become worried since last night....

I think you worried the most.. you have no choice than to swallow the shit you would have spilt out of ur Covid-19 mouth.

So No oil no salary.. Nigeria is a mess.
Soon they will sell one state to pay others salary and it goes on till they sell the country... Hahahahahaha

5G will soon be needed in this country.. Corona virus will make us see the need for 5G..

Bribery and corruption has started in the prisons automatically, they will likely threaten them for fine or exclude ur name from the list to be compiled.. if you get person for prision abeg make u do the needful now, they need u now the most.

This government is mad.. no be person wey get strenght for bank palava, get money or get wetin dey give am money dey get bank account? My mom in the house don't have a bank account, myself I have 3 acct but little or no money in it.
I didnt even care to enroll for the bvn. My take is they should not only use bank to give to the poor.. what about those in the remote places that don't even know the meaning of GTB or UBA

gbebodye:
Who dey fly go anywhere for this pandemical period
Make dem sha no come Nigeria

in no distance time people that will fly will still fly.. u want lockdown forever

If we do proper check it might be what she bargained for.. Nowadays Nigerians can take anything apart from this shit hole

Originality007:
Why all palliative and any other benefits always start from kastina

When K is constant

[quote author= post=88677171]Secretly?

Coronavirus is one of the most easily transmitted diseases you can think of.
So, it is not allowed to treat Coronavirus privately.

END OF THREAD![/quote]5G transferable

And some of them will contact the disease here one way or the other.. Americans have gone crazy over the lockdown.. 9ja go soon copy as usual..

Miracle1991:
do you know tomorrow? We are getting ready for ipob threat.

I can see a Nigerian.

Iceman2017:
E go soon red for this country


Our only source of income don crash. Who go borrow us money?
Every country now have bigger problem to solve and how would a third world country like Nigeria survive?

Buhari has always been cursed..nothing good ever happened in his time and even time to come. From fall on oil price to recession to pandemic to final fall on oil price then back to worse recession..
My fear is that they might still use this pandemic as an excuse for their inability to achieve.