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@LC
Thanks, i'm so full. The Bible says it's more blessed to give than to receive, and men was ure post a 'giving'. I'm glad I cud give you a helping hand while u handled the wolves.It seems my prayer worked because u came out unscathed. It took several minutes to read ure posts, because i was savouring it as i would a coffee(sprinlkled with nuts icecream straight up).Intellectually well written. Write like me ke? You wouldn't be LC again, so puhlease don't stop being u. As for me i do my best( like u once said i ain't no chimamanda).

@Tommyex
It's cool u can tell from my posts that i'm hot. But ure wrong, i'm ajebo(spent 70% of my years in US n Russia), but i'm 100% fully n extremely Naija(all my years abroad my parents never let us forget it), hence the reason i had to come back to get my degree. And for the record, I abhor Nigerian movies, it's the only thing that doesn't sit well with me(no offence to homevideo lovers). Anyway i feel u, n without u this thread is incomplete.

@tsquare
Thank God o!, i did thanksgiving sunday morn for restored eyesight even though I'm not yoruba, but it was something to testify about. Hope ure ribs are o.k

@Adechuks
Thank u. I feel u!

@Ndi
Thanks girlfriend for the complement, although i don't think i want to ever be LC reloaded or whatever again. My head was almost offed when i last made that statement. How about me just being me?, thanks . I started writing when i was swimming in my mums tummy, so u'll definitely see more of my post. May i add that u n LC make a wonderful couple, and try not to break the bed when u go to the PH.

@Salsera
My sister, I reject it immediately in Jesus Name! Meanwhile the Makin u link me to, no send. Makin wants to turn me to Maureen(God forbid). I'm hoping he will not bring out the Tatiana side of me. Don't u see how LC and Ndi play their love? Makin makes statements on this thread sometimes without even mentioning me( He did call me dearie, but i want more). Tell me girlfriend, is he not trying to tell me something. So I think i'll start flying solo!
Besides who said the PH is ever full? have u forgotten , it's turn by turn. And honestly, ive been eyeing someone on this thread for a while now let it be our little secret.
PS
Please don't send out negative vibes towards RnT , please o. They are the reason, i have something to write about .


@Uchetobi
You are quite welcome!

@Ninjabyte
Hello, firstof all, and thank you for your comments, but please don't try and start WWIII here oooo. Lawyer Chap is the undisputed champion, if uve truly read all the posts on the thread, then u would know he and Ndi are an item, so i take it ure posts meant no harm.
Meanwhile ure post was very well worth reading.Ure a funny guy, and i wish u cud really take up writing about BB, i would be ure no.1 fan

@Modups
What up girlfriend


@All
It's a joy to always read from u guys, u make it soo addictively nice. I hope i don't get sacked from work, because the way ive taken up on this forum, i would have been made a CEO in my workplace, if i cud only apply the same zeal n dedication.
As y'all all know , tonight is the nominations, and it's like an anticipation of a world cup match b/w Nigeria and Brazil for me. What is going to happen? As much as we all have our opinions, anything can happen. I have my own opinions, but i hope for G's sake, they can surprise me, because that's what i want. I want the Housemates to try and be like Katung, who nominated his bestfriend Ebuka, who he cried for later when he left. I pray the HM should use their brains to vote, and leave sentiments out of this game.

Tforever

BERTHA IS OUT!
All day it's like she knew she was going. She kept on telling Kwakoo that when she goes this is what n what KB was going to ask her.
She took extra time and care to dress up. She looked quite lovely in a blue and black off shoulder native wear. And she managed to pack her hair in such a way to cover her receding hairline. Kwakoo too looked quite dapper in a White embroidered native caftan.
Wen it was time, they sat according to their clique. R, T ,Code, Ofu, and Maureen sat on one side of the couch, while B and Kwakoo sat to the other side holding hands.
They announced Bertha as the 6th housemate to leave, n she pecked Kwakoo, n got up to hug everyone. K walked her to the door, and proceeded to wipe off all the lipstick that B had painstainkingly put on.(so annoying), she now looked like a glorified deeperlife persona non grata(whatever). ANyway the most annoying part of the whole evening was when KB was asking her questions, and she diplomatically lied through it all ,like the lawyer she is(No offence to you LC). The only truth she told was that she played the game to the end.
Wen asked what she had to say to Meryl, she said, "I love you girl, and sharing is caring". Everyone in the crowd including me were like :oWhoh!
I liked the way KB responded to her lies sha, he yabbed and finished her too diplomatically which sometimes left her stunned(good for her!)., 
Anyway, afterall the blah blah it was time for her walk of shame( i meant fame). She got shocked  halfway : :oThe other untouchables had come for her, all of them wearing a black T-shirt, with Untouchables written on it. Lerato, MERYL, and Max. She was very emotional and happy. They even brought one for her, which she proceeded to wear immediately.Is this a sign of a new emerging cult? Anyway i was happy for her and all of them.
This is the brief i can give u guys,. Have a lovely remaining Sunday.
Bye
Tforever

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Hi guys!
U guys are so welcome, and i'm glad u found the post useful. Meanwhile let us continue to pray for LC to come back, cos i too want my intellectual side to be BBfed the way it shud be.

jjuummaaii:
@tampico with u around am sure i wont miss lawyerchap too much. ride own baby

@jjuummaaii
Don't say that girlfriend. I just give gist(as in wat is happening, and wat i think cud be happening), LC analyses from an intellectual point of view(ie the mechanisms of BB house) with a humour i find endearing(Ndi pardon me, but it's true ). So I am really hoping he can come back soon, and tell me WAT THE F*** is happening up in the BB house, cos it seems they r all going crazy!

Part 2
T kept giving R the cold shoulder all throughout yesterday. He was so restless ,miserable,while T was at ease and mingling with everyone. It's so obvious that T has him wrapped around her little mixed finger. Last night R couldn't sleep, and since Code cudn't be available , (as he had gone to his Maureen custom bed), he decides to burden our home-girl(Ofunemama)with his problems. Ofu listened to him patiently, and advised him to go n tell T that he was sorry. He relunctantly went, but T was fast asleep. He woke her up , n asked if he cud hug her. She told him, she was sleeping, in which R storms off back to Ofu."She has just embarrassed me , 'he screams. Ofu cools him down, and tells him to try try try again. He went back, kisses T, and wakes her up again. This time T just ignored him. Inwhich he straightens up and mumbles to himself."Is this how she wants to play it now?" He  went back to Ofu, and guess wat he does? He starts hitting on our homegirl . He tells Ofu, that "Wait a minute, why am i wasting time with T wen i cud have a good girl like u, who is understanding, homey, and wife material. Homegirl ofcourse laughs it off, and tells him he is crazy, and that he shud go to sleep. "No ", he continues "I'm actually serious. Don't u find me attractive?" Ofu says No, and that he is married for G's sake. R asked wat if he wasn't?Ofu says, I still wouldn't look at ure side. Case closed.
Meanwhile Bertha and Kwakoo are busy doing the badd badd things in their own room(Very BADDDD). Is it possible that B doesn't give a sh*t wat anyone thinks again, especially Meryl? Maybe they are just doing it to pass time(not d koko,sha). Or maybe being the dog that Kwakoo is doesn't want to pass up the opportunity to get all he can to store up in his memory incase B goes today. Meryl must be the laughing stock wherever she is .

TODAY IS EVICTION DAY!
Personally , i don't care who goes . No one is my favourite. As long as the other goes the next week sunday.

T n R are trying to settle their differences. (One thing about T that R refuses to understand is that T is a bubbly person. She doesn't like keeping malice for any period of time. She also likes to enjoy herself with anybody. He shud understand that and stop his jealous fits. He actually believes that after everything that T has done with him, that she'll start something with someone else(mumu), namely Kwakoo. He had overheard her earlier saying that if R hadn't been available, she wud have gone after Kwakoo. She was obviously joking, but R didn't laugh. So that's wat started up the whole fracas.) So to try n patch things up,(she feels he has suffered enough) T went and sat on his bed, and not really saying anything. R just looked at her.
Now they are lying down face to face trying to talk things out.(Goodluck to them).

I'm waiting for eviction time to see who goes. Catch u guys later!
Tforever

@LC
thanks, n I pray the work will not kill u for us oooooo. AMEN! Meanwhile, i will try in my layman's english to see wat i can do to hold the fort.
Ive been busy myself, but i somehow always have to make time to see wat's happenning in the BB house.

@Tommyex
Wen Maureen was head of house, she ofcourse got Code to go to the PH with her. It was so boring. They tried to imitate the sensuality that Richiana are well known for , but it ended up looking like a pedophile case. So disgusting! SO now that Code is head of house, it's likely he'll go with Maureen(another boring session). But like i said earlier, i pray he quarrels with Maureen, so he'll take Tati to spite her .

@Lovemajek
As much as i feel u, i think i can only take that seriously if it came from Oga Seun, seeing He is the SOLE administrator of the site. Thanks though!

@All
Is it possible that Biggy has morals afterall? Yesterday was Friday night, and we know wat dat means. Some cables show porn, and that's wat biggy decided to bless pornlovers with last night. I had work to do on the system all night and so ofcourse being a BB fan, channel 198 was on all night.
Hey, i'm afraid to even type wat BB did!
B4 i type it , let me tell u wat's been happening in the last 2hrs, since i resumed watching. RICHIANA are having a BIGGGGGG FIGHT! I don't know wat happened, but gathering from wat Richard is telling Code and Ofuneka in the courtyard, this is wat i picked up  "She doesn't respect me, she abused me, she doesn't act like a lady, she's not humble, she feels she can talk to me anyhow". Infact he went on n on n on. Conclusion? He's fed up! He ain't gonna talk to her till she is her self, and until she conducts herself like a lady, yeah rite!
Code advises him, tells him he has to be strong like a man, while Ofuneka tells him to take it easy. He then tells Ofuneka to get him some more drink, that he doesn't want to see tatiana. Ofuneka obliges. When Ofuneka leaves Code continues in his new found role as RICHIANA special advisor. While R is outside whining guess wat T is doing, she's having fun at the top of her lungs with the rest in the kitchen(R can go to hell for all she cares). After Ofu has given R his drink, she goes back inside to have a talk with T."Just tell him you're sorry", ofu says. T says, " For what? I'm gonna talk to him, but i won't say i'm sorry".They hug, as R walks in n goes straight to the Bathroom. T delays a while in the kitchen b4 going to meet him. "Let's talk "she tells R. R says he ain't in the mood, and he tries to push her away, but she insists, while R keeps resisting. And then he makes a blunder. The dirty dreadlocked nigger has the gut to say, that "He'll talk to her, only when HE is ready to talk to her". T goes , and then tells him, "wen u are ready, i won't be". Richard says fine, then he doesn't ever want to, and T says neither does she, she releases him and they both walk off. T goes back to the kitchen, while R goes back outside to meet Code. T climbs the table and starts dancing sexily, and wat is Richard doing. Our boy is CRYING(swear to God)! T has turned this guy to yeye mush(just like i told u she wud). While he's crying, T can be heard screaming at the top of her voice with excitement.
Outside Ofu hugs R, gives him a peck, while R pecks her bicep. Code looks on while still sharing his own woes, of how he has a gal bac home whom he still loves, but doesn't know wat she thinks of his 'thang'with  Maureen. Maureen walks in n gives him and R some snacks, gives Code a peck on the mouth and walks off(MEN!) wen i say that i'm refering to Code's statement earlier about the girl back home.
Eventually Richard starts laughing at the folly of his tears. Let me stop here. I'm tired of giving story, but b4 i go i want to shout 3 posas to home girl, POSA POSA POSA!
Do u know wat homegirl said while consoling R. I quote her. "The only person who deserves to win the 100 grand apart from me is you, cos ure real man!" I fell down from my chair at that point, cos this homegirl is smart! R real ke? And he was like yes, yes, he is the realest person in the house, that he has been himself, ever since he stepped in the BB house. Wat did Ofu do after that? She goes in to pally up to T. Ofunnemama is the MAN!

Now on to the juicy secret bit of wat BB showed Friday midnite!
It's called BB Courthouse(maybe LC can clarify wat BB is getting at by calling it that).
It's a special edition in which all the bad bad things that are too Xrated for even us adults to see were shown. They showed T going down on R. No blanket cover.
They showed Codreens session in the PH inwhich Code and Maureen danced hip to hip stark naked, including all the other stuff that lovers do(apart from consumation) . I actually went blind after watching everything(my sight was restored in the morning). Infact let me stop here. WATCH OUT FOR PART2!!!!

Happy reading guys. Hope it's o.k. Forgive the spelling mishaps, and joint sentences.


SUMMARY
1. RICHIANA are having a BIG FIGHT!
2. Code is Head of House! Who will he go with, considering he and Maureen have been having some misfits. He claims Maureen is neglecting him too much, and focusing on Ofu.
3. Bertha and Kwakoo, have been staying in bed mostly meditating on their pending eviction.

Tforever

I had tried to use jiggywit_tam@yahoo.com(which is my active mailbox) to register here, but wen it didn't work, I used idiana1, which is my dormant mailbox.
But i'm opening idiana1 box now. Sorry about that!

@makin
I always reply ure mail. U just wrote now, and i replied!

COME AND DELIVER SOMEBODY!!!!
Dennex where art thou Rape kini Wat is the matter?, unless u  r talking from experience, leave this rape/sexual harrassment matter.
Rite now i'm watching BBA and wat i'm seeing is not rape at all, it's called women power
Let me break it down for u guys who don't understand wat's happening.
Tatiana n Richard go to the penthouse, rite Everyone figures, it's going down tonite,rite wrong!
It starts with R&T rejoicing, and getting settled. They eventually start dancing a dance that is enough to drill a hole in the ground. R starts getting frisky,T responds with coyishness that clicks negatively in R's head. R now comes up with a brillant plan in that dirty dreadlocked head of his, which is to make T gaga for him,once and for all.
T in her head had it in mind too, that it would go down that nite, but no need to give in so easily so the sista plays hard to get, Richard decodes this, and comes out with a master plan. Deny T, the second time! That's how he comes up with a plan of how he feels he's betraying his wife blah blah b*&^^%***. He says he has to stop,he can't take it anymore, yet he really loves her blah blah****&&**(. T, fool that she is gets scared that R wants to leave her. Anyway, so T cries, and comes out with her own blah blah blah stuff. Case closed. Nothing happens in the penthouse that nite.
They go back to BB house the next day, all behaving friendly and stuff, but how long does it last
So R ignores T to an extent, but can T take that? No way, Sista is used to getting attention!So she throws herself at him. Richard cries 'RAPE'acccording to our nairaland guys. Yeah rite!
Question? After R got mad , n T left to report to Code, why did R follow her to accuse her, if he didn't careHe got jealous ,  riled up, and quarrelled with Bertha. WHY? He's sexually frustrated! If truly he had made up his mind to stay away from T, wat makes him think he wud have succeeded in rejecting her seductions? Leave that thing jo, it was all a plan!
Now T is out for him full force, and all over him. Just wat homeboy had planned rite from the penthouse! Now T is ready to do anything for him, in fear of losing him. They've been mimicking lovemaking since morn.
T  likes attention,and she mite give in to him ,cos now she's determined to wrap R so much around her finger till he chokes. Who is R to drop a lady of her calibre just like that?It's afterall this that we'll know who is truly is playing who.
I'm however concerned for T, cos she has played herself to a corner. Cos R has made it public that he still wants to reunite with his wife, yet T is still throwing herself on him. Wat does that make T? A home wrecker! A lot of other bloggers who hated them now pity R, and hate T, cos they feel that R is truly repentant but can't stand the pressure of T's seductions. Let's continue to watch this saga unfold!

This is just my humble experience which i share based on my experience and the experiences of many of my girlfriends.

So in brief you men.
1.Don't try to dump a girl u love,who loves u,and who knows that u still love her!
2.If a guy says he doesn't want, and the girl still wants.The guy shud forgerrit. If a guy wants, and the girl says no show. Nothing for the bobo(unless u end up raping her.



@Salsera
I agree with u, Kwaku is a threat that shud be removed than B. I can tolerate the hair receding B, than the mighty mouse dog.

@Doctor b
Me three. I don't think i can survive another codreen session in the PH. I'm hoping R&T, and Codreen quarrel b4 then, so that Code can take Tatiana with him to spite R and Maureen. That will be so fun!

@Pamperme
Wud have loved to answer u, but didn't understand ure question.

@9ja4eva
Code's beef is that Maureen is neglecting him too much.(How sick can he get?)

@jjuummaaii
Help me tell them girlfriend. Rape ko, grape ni? If fine girl rape boy, make the boy go give thankgiving for church on sunday. If it was an ugly sugarmommy, maybe one for consider!

@modups
If u were dissapointed, I was angry. BBA2 shud reorganise themselves. They can surely take some tips from BBN.
1. Bring in top noted celebrated African stars.
2. Bring in people to make up their hair. Haba!

@Makin
My love i'm hereOOOO!
I'm always on. I refresh page every hour to see wat my pipo have to say, then i throw in my 2cents(which happens to be extremely long)sorry.
If u join Oga Seun and Denex to cry 'Rape' , i will forget the grand seduction i have planned for u at the conclusion of BBA. Missed u too!

Love u guys
T forever

@Pamperme
Ure welcome honey!

@jjuummaaii
U don't think Ofu getting $100,000 is much :oAll i'm saying is that she mite sink into oblivion with her winning money just like Katung. Have u heard of Katung, or Cherise? Yet they r probably enjoying their money in secret ,which is good, cos if they add fame to their money, it will finish,as a famous lifestyle wud take away the last drop of money from them.
From the BB's ive watched so far, the reserved ones have been winning, while the extremely controversial people get deals,and endorsements.

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I am really sad now, no news here too, I can't watch DSTV in the office, BBA refuses to post what exactly is going on in the house, no news, no video and there's nothing here too

@Pamperme
Believe me there's no news to tell yet. Apart from Richard's stale breaking news. The housemates have been busy this week, making tables, chairs,and native foods, to form their restaurant which they named MANGZUT(hope i got that right). They are expecting a mystery guest(i hope the person will make NEWS) today. Rite now some people are cooking, while some people are decorating the resturant outside. Don't worry, u ain't missing much.

@The camera closeups on Bertha show a very lonely,depressed girl.I don't know if i'm beginning to feel sorry for her, and if Kweku leaves on Sunday, i think she'll go LOCO
The sms strips have been shouting for Kwakoo to go.This sunday is gonna be interesting!
P.S
I'm still waiting for Richard to tell BB he wants to leave!

Tforever

Richard will be stupid if he thinks breaking up with Tati will still mean he gets a shot at Canada
I don't think so! I believe he's sincerely fed up with the yoyo mechanism of what he feels for Tati. Afterall that's been said and done, is he still not hanging out with Tati?? You people should leave that talk. Did Code not tell Maureen initially to leave him aloneYet they can't stop liplocking. Did Bertha not break up with Kwakoo? Who's bed did she sleep in that night of the break up?. The Holy Book says the spirit is willing, but the body is weak. Richard is simply confused . ISOLATION does that to people.As much as he wants to do watever, he is not in control of his actions. All of them i believe play the game from time to time, then they slip and forget, because for how long can u pretend?
It's only homegirl that has stayed true to herself, like Lerato said she dances,cooks, and mothers all of them. She knows she stands a good chance, so she just continues to do what she has been doing, including avoiding controversy.
The controversial ones stand a good chance though of getting more fame than Ofu, n the non-controversial ones. Do u hear anything more of Cherise?Helen?(our foremothers?)
See Gaiteano(studio 53),Abby(She's acting in our Homevideos as the main starlet)Ebuka(Friend or Foe),Franscisca(music videos),Ify(Lotto Nigeria).Which by the way i saw earlier this year, and girlfriend was looking fine! Gess who she was with Mudiaga(all lovey lovey).
Richard doesn't have to play it safe to get a green card from canada, he n Tati will be stars by the time BBA is concluded, and they'll be invited everywhere, n they'll go wherever they want to(BBA sponsors will see to it).
So if Richard knows what's good for him, he should continue his acting(if that's what he's doing), if he wants to get the unimaginable fame.


I don't care who goes this sunday, but i won't mind if it is Kwakoo! Bertha will definitely go!

@See strategy!
I was seriously crying cos I'm quite a romantic!
I will stand by Richard forever(Apart for our Ofunnemama, ofcourse!)
Richard's wife must feel like Heaven. It doesn't matter that that her hubby has been fooloing around on World Wide TV, If he claimed on TV, that he was sorry, n that he was coming back to her to try and make it work, she's going to forgive him, based on the grounds that BB does that to people( besides she's white for God's sake!). So if Richie is not playing a game, then I believe the best thing for him is to leave the BBA house. He can't take much more. That's case scenario #1.
Scenario #2
Richard has told the whole world, that if he can't be granted his wishes to leave the BB house, since wat is happening , is happening beyond his control, then he shud not be held liable for wateva happens b/w him and Tati. In order words, he knows wat he has been doing is wrong, and he's telliing viewers, throw me out or love me all the way no matter wat i do.

I applaud the guy's effort though, if they didn't do anything. He must TRULY love her.
Does this remind u guys of a film called '40 days n 40 nights. In which they guy claimed he had to stay 40 days without doing it. He fell in love along the way, with a girl he wanted to do it with, but couldn't. By the time the 40days was up, he and the girl spent 3 days n counting in the room. (Hmmmmmmmm, i wonder how long Richiana will stay locked up by the time they leave the BB house.) That's if they're partners shun them. I think they'll end up doing it regardless.

My heart truly goes out to them.
Tforever

makin:
@tampico
Sorry dear, i would give some of my energy to that cause and keep the rest for something else , you know how we do.

@makin
ure too mysterious like kweku. Are u married? u know me n u neva sign the dotted lines. And no, i don't know how u do.
seeing as ure online u shud be able to answer me, b4 i sign off.

@Kaydee
Yes O! LC is LawyerChap, n u can call me T
Hello by the way I like happy people!

@All
Hey ehhhh! u people see me see Richiana. On a more serious note, i hope these people are truly actors like Maskingirl once said, cos as much as i like seeing them like this, i think i'm going blind.
Tforever

@All
Let us really unite, and channel all our energy to specifically boot out our beloved Ofunnemama's threats. I think it works!
Tforever

makin:
@tampico
After all said, you want to fashee me! I am not kweku that would sit down and cry o! Infact I go scatter house till them evict both of us.
Because of your posts, I was running all over Accra on Thursday, looking for internet connection so as to read your posts (and LC's too I must admit).
And my dearest Tampico, BJ is biscuit, you hear!!! Go and ask danladi selling sweets in front of the gate.

@Makin
Nawa for you self, did i have to blow a trumpet all over Nairaland before u respond? Anyway ure forgiven. You can be my Richard(hope u ain't married though, i don't share! ), and i can be ure Tati(i'm not engaged).
P.S
Are u serious? does BJ really stand for Biscuits?

@Spora
Ure funny, but not quite because even if i was mumu, BJ can never be Brother Johnson, because Richard wants to be the only brother in Tati's life.

@Modups
Yes OO! Makin has accepted my declaration of love and it's happening live on the BBA2 Africa forum live! Join this chariot and don't be left behind.
P.S. Please Tampimak sounds like Tampons, I prefer Makico. You know Makin has to be infront (Male thingy)!

@Pamperme

Pamperme:
i think Kwaku should go first, then it will be easy for Bertha to go next and make her to keep believing that Africans love her

Lai lai, Bertha can never believe Africa loves her, is it not her name they were chanting like juju on Sunday to come out? She knows she's not loved, and that's why she is trying to change her strategy in the house by being repentant and nice. But she already dug her grave, n now she has to jump inside!

@LawyerChap
Apart from being a Lawyer with words, and a Lawyer of gyneacology(like someone said), are u now an expert on what women want?
Oga OOOO! Ndi u have chosen, or u have been chosen well, 3 posa's for Chapndi

@All
Like LC says, anything can happen depending on the dynamics and twists that might come up. Frankly I'm tired of accurately predicting what's going to happen in the BBA house, as though it is a cheap nollywood homevideo. I'm praying to be surprised and thrown off my feet. I know by the way things are Bertha should go, but her i can stand more than Code and Kwakoo. I can't wait for these 3 to be eliminated. And just recently, ive been developing such a hatred for Maureen. She is so spineless, and dependable!
Wateva happened to Women Power?

@LawyerChap
As usual i was swept off my feet by ure post. Wonderful job. Reading it always gives me this picture that u sit down on purpose and calculatively pen down your words, after which u go over for mishaps before sending it. I hail you! I love to write, mostly long stuff, but i don't have the patience to proof read(I'm not writing an exam,haba!). Well done! You continue to be my inspiration.  
As for us being a couple, it would have been a Diego,Antonia affair( A love not meant to be)Maybe another life or thread like u say. You love Ndi, and i have the hots for Makin, but he doesn't even acknowlegde that Instead of him to focus on us, he is busy evaluating your relationship with Ndi. Please help me tell him i'm not maureen o! Infact i declare i am single again ooo. Tommyyex how far??
But i beg to differ with u in that Tatiana will nominate Code instead of Maureen, because she's closer to Maureen, Code on the otherhand  has been the subject of some of Richard's worries.(Richard confronted Code once about tattling on him). So r u saying Tatiana will nominate Maureen(her best galfriend) , because she feels Maureen is a threat to her. That would be serious! Tatiana only likes Ofunne because of her cooking n mothering, and she told her the day she ressurrected.  If our Ofunne is smart she'll nominate T, because like she said this is a game, and if she wants to win, she better start eliminating her threats. we'll see sha! Much love!

@Makin
What's BJ, i tot he said Biscuits

Tforever

@Dalby
I feel you. I didn't know someone cud feel physically like throwing up upon someone's sight. That's how i feel every time the BB cameras close up on Kwakoo. I personally want him too to go just for that reason. The guy annoys the hell out of me. His fake accent , i still haven't gotten used to. His relaxed hair, n his mighty mouse biceps,yuck . If he had been real , he wud have stood a chance.

@Tsquare
Sista wat up? I'm good, know u are too! I think Kwakoo shud go, cos really we don't know where he stands in public eye, Bertha we know is already condemned. He did tell Lerato, that he was sick of the house. I think the public shud oblige him. If he goes it wud be good to see B suffer for all the atrocities she has committed. Let's continue watching shall we.

@wat's up y'all. Hope u guys had a fantastic Independence , cos i did.

I knew it! Kweku v Bertha
Richard will definitely  leave the nominations as they are,
because what's even on his mind is a second honeymoon with Tatiana to the PH.

Bertha is so gone, followed by her fake brother Kwakoo.
I wish two of them cud go.

Up our Invincible homegirl! Ofunnemama!
Tforever

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@Toks 81
Nawa for u self, i knew when u came bac, u would surely want to have the last word. Feel free girl, if i was chained too, i would probably hit out too, and maybe i wudn't have(but that's the difference b/w u and me).
I'm so sorry i claimed initially to be ure beloved 'LAWYERCHAP RELOADED'. It was a joke that everyone including LawyerChap took in good faith.(Guess ure not the laughing type). I apologise.
If u read through my posts, i did say it was because of LawyerChap's posts that i joined(so i couldn't possibly want to contest with him), so don't be worried galfriend, I ain't trying to steal ure man. Incase u havn't noticed me n makin are a couple(please Makin don't deny me now).
Also this is a free for all forum. I have never claimed to be a precise prohpet, neither do i want to be. I'm just being me. I clearly stated my OPINIONS based on biased facts that i gathered, my bad! :

What Tampico said:

"Bloggers on other sites r really out for Bertha. They want her out first, because Rato will surely follow. I took the stats. SA is hailing Rato, not because they like her, like many of them tried to state, but because they feel they should unite n support her the way Naija is supporting Ofu. Unless the millions of Naija'a unite to send L away this sunday, she just mite be saved this coming sunday.
I for one still believe B should go, n from the looks of things, Bertha keeps handing her head on a platter. From the texts to the many blogs ive visited, it's 'OFF WITH BERTHA'S HEAD".
So it's safe for Bertha to get the boot this Sunday, and as much as u guys want Lerato out, public stats looks to boot out B,"

1.Bloggers on other sites did want Bertha out; mnet,LW,ask.com,etc
2.SA from the polls displayed after the eviction did show that SA supported Lerato
3.Nigeria did Unite to send L out
4.Bertha did keep doing stuff to annoy the public, etc she told Maureen outfront she hated her, she dumped Kweku, and co-stirred a lot of dissention in the house
5.I said it was safe to send B out, because L would have gone this week.(to me it makes no difference, cos B mite go this weekend, unless there's a twist along the line)
6.I said public stats 'LOOKS'to boot out B(that is an assumption,and not an attempt at accuracy).
So either way I was right! on the points i have stated, and quote u copied from me.

All the same, im glad to have you bac, there is nothing like a healthy argument to make the world a better place. Remember u're unique, just as i am, and everyone else on this forum. Happy Independence!

@Zukkie4eva
Thanks for the encouragement!It's good to appreciate people, just as i'm appreciating you. Lov ya!

Bertha to go!!!!!!!
Tforever

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@Makin
[My Dearest Tampico, what is the yuck for? I suppose you did biology in school and found out (not to your amazement, i presume) that all men have gazunga, though i must add that an elephants trunk isn't a near comparison.]

Thank God u called me dearest first, which means we're still tight.
I said yuck, because of Kwakoo's behaviour, n not because of his THANG! (His behaviour to me was like, 'Aight , here it is, u wanted to see it, here is the Glorious Kazunga(as the HM's call it) Besides i don't like Kwakoo, You and Oga Seun have to get it rite, I'm NOT at all against the Kazunga generally, but against Kwakoo, n all he stands for in my book,(which is a cheap dog y'all). If u guys like him, u're entitled to! What cud i possibly have against the Kazunga, that was instrumental in bringing me into the world I have nothing but much love for u,dude.

P.S
Is this supposed to be our first fight?? Hope the makeup will be sweeter than Richiana!

@Seun
Oga mi, i hail OOOOO.
It's like u get angry pretty fast n that ain't good!  You b Oga ooooo , but i understand, i would defend my privacy too, if i felt it was under attack.
In this case, it's not. Like i said, and will continue to say that in my opinion, Richard or Kwakoo were not sexually harrassed.
Why Simply because a person that is being sexually harrassed does not laugh(LawyerChap abi?) , or enjoy the harrassment.I watched the events live, and Richard and Kwakoo ENJOYED every single second of it.
Guys r definitely not animals, n i don't want to believe that a girl pulling down a guy's trouser is an act of animalism , but an act of love.
Let's face it, it's not a common thing for a guy to cry 'SEXUAL HARRASSMENT'. Anyhow i feel you, n much apologies, that u read my post the wrong way!

@Odada
Thanks for trying to defend me.You got me, then u didn't get me, but anyhow i still hail ure effort. And hello, by the way!
Yes, u got me because i was referring to Kwakoo's show off, and nothing else.

@ ALL
Ive been partying all night y'all, LERATO is out! Watching her interview with KB made me real glad she left. She's too full of herself.BBN HM's understood it to be a game. At the rate she's going, she mite not be civil to the other HM's when the game is totally over, especially when they are called for general meetings. I'll miss her sha in a twisted way, but it's byebye Lerat, u try!
Come this sunday, It's BERTHA!!!!

@Seun
U wish !A guy will help the lady pull off his trousers completely, n hope the lady doesn't change her mind.
Ladies r always the victim, cos not all ladies like that kind of advance.
Guys r like Halleluyah! So bring on another argument. I didn't see Kwaku put up much of a fight, and he eventually pulled it down himself, for the world to see, yuck !

Congrats Y'all. Lerato is out , now let's send out Bertha, PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW(screaming).Kwakoo just showed the whole world his GAZUNGA .
The housemates have been very playful(probably due to the tequila shots theyve been taking.
Earlier it started with Lerato n Bertha chasing Richard around to try n get a look at the famous Gazunga that T saw.
They didn't succeed. It is obvious Gazunga has been on all the ladies mind, cos the plays have been heading towards a direction of getting a glimpse of  a GAZUNGA, any one!
Richard at one point had to lock himself up in a room.
T pounced on kweku, while all the other girls, including our beloved Ofunnemama tried to pull down Kweku's trousers, all the while T riding him.
They left him, eventually, n T goes to her man. Lerat talks to Kweku, dat why didn't he fight them off, n Kwakoo is like he doesn't fite ladies, (Yeah rite)!
Kwakoo now gets up, with Lerato following him, they were walking towards Richiana, wen Lerato calls T's attention, n then Kwakoo pulls down his short for a full 3 secs(was i counting? )and behold the GAZUNGA (AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW).
To be truthful, i didn't see it at first, i just heard my friends scream, wen they told me , i didn't believe, i had to rewind.(Thank God for the PVR system).
I think Codreen shud not come back,the house is very free without them.They shud stay in the penthouse forever! ,
cos they are not even missed at all!

Nawa u people shud not mind this bunched up post, i'm typing 200 words per sec, oout of   , i dunno, i'm still reeling under flabbergastastion.
Cos even as i type, there's an orgy going up in the house y'all. Richiana,LnB,n Ofu are doing the lesbo dance, etc.
Kwakoo has probably gone to the release some tension either by doing the alternative things that guys do ,or cooling down with a shower
Check out the video gallery tomorrow, it shud be full of interesting things.
BB is not even helping manners by playing sexy RnB blues.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Today's BB has been the bomb, n it's only 11pm, wat will happen by midnite!
Let us see
Tforever

It seems the Big Brother Conspiracy doesn't exist (U know u guys said BB will come up with a task that will favour Lerato)With Richard as the new head of house, the big 5 continue to be immune to evictions till all the untouchables have all been evacuated. So it's safe for Bertha to get the boot this Sunday, and as much as u guys want Lerato out, public stats looks to boot out B, just as Tsquare says. Don't worry, watever happens, the two of them are leaving one after the other.
Tforver

@Ireke
thanks for the welcome oooo

@makin
Ure own good u missed it ,probably for a good cause. I was busy watching,'So u think u can dance , n by the time that one finished n i went bac, Ofuneku had already arrived. I missed it by 2 mins. Bertha was so shocked she cried. Theyve just been hugging n shouting since. Thank God for Mnet clips sha, i''ll watch it as soon as it comes on. This is wat happened sha.

'Culled from the mnet site'
Automated Big Brother summons Housemates into the Diary room. In the Diary Room, they find a message which says that Big Brother sends them a gift from Zanzibar. Housemates are told that the gift is in the Living Room.
Discovery
Housemates rush to the Lounge to discover a big package. Eager to find out what Biggie has sent to them, they tear at the package to reveal what is inside it.
Kwaku and Ofunneka Return
Ofunneka and Kwaku pop out of the box. There is wild jubilation in the House when they see the two Housemates who they thought had been evicted from the Big Brother House.
FULL STOP!


It has been a rollercoaster ride for everyone in the house, especially since BB's absence.
Bertha told Maureen straight out she hated her. Richiana quarrelled ,n gess who he went to for advice. The hippo n snake. They gave him good advice sha, but they now pitt him against Code.
They told him Code was up to no good, which is true, but their plan to convert Rich to their side won't work, cos Rich is too inlove with T.
Due to the frustrations the ladies have been giving them, the guys fessed up! Code n Rich.U guys r mean o! They were confessing to themselves how they miss their loved ones they left out there. Richard even wishes he cud call his wife ABOMINATION!!!
Anyway the part i met was ofu n kwakoo just jumping about, with B looking from a distance with tears in her eyes.T now hugged her , n said he's bac, she said yeah, but i mite be going sunday, hence the reason for her tears.
L, has been looking from a distance, n her expressions range from, 'i'll b on my own to,@%%@^#@@, to 'i still love this guy n how do i get him to myself again'.(I hope u guys know Kweku was her first target, from day 1, b4 she got max).
Everyone is sha shocked.
The shocking moment for me was wen Maureen went to hug B(snake)in consolation, n they were apologising to themselves.Eh e oo!  :oIt means the resurrection of Ofu n Ku brot about a temporary peace. Everything is fake, let's continue to see.

This is all for now.
U guys take care.
Tforever

@Ireke
thanks for the welcome oooo

@makin
Ure own good u missed it ,probably for a good cause. I was busy watching,'So u think u can dance , n by the time that one finished n i went bac, Ofuneku had already arrived. I missed it by 2 mins. Bertha was so shocked she cried. Theyve just been hugging n shouting since. Thank God for Mnet clips sha, i''ll watch it as soon as it comes on. This is wat happened sha.

'Culled from the mnet site'
Automated Big Brother summons Housemates into the Diary room. In the Diary Room, they find a message which says that Big Brother sends them a gift from Zanzibar. Housemates are told that the gift is in the Living Room.
Discovery
Housemates rush to the Lounge to discover a big package. Eager to find out what Biggie has sent to them, they tear at the package to reveal what is inside it.
Kwaku and Ofunneka Return
Ofunneka and Kwaku pop out of the box. There is wild jubilation in the House when they see the two Housemates who they thought had been evicted from the Big Brother House.
FULL STOP!


It has been a rollercoaster ride for everyone in the house, especially since BB's absence.
Bertha told Maureen straight out she hated her. Richiana quarrelled ,n gess who he went to for advice. The hippo n snake. They gave him good advice sha, but they now pitt him against Code.
They told him Code was up to no good, which is true, but their plan to convert Rich to their side won't work, cos Rich is too inlove with T.
Due to the frustrations the ladies have been giving them, the guys fessed up! Code n Rich.U guys r mean o! They were confessing to themselves how they miss their loved ones they left out there. Richard even wishes he cud call his wife ABOMINATION!!!
Anyway the part i met was ofu n kwakoo just jumping about, with B looking from a distance with tears in her eyes.T now hugged her , n said he's bac, she said yeah, but i mite be going sunday, hence the reason for her tears.
L, has been looking from a distance, n her expressions range from, 'i'll b on my own to,@%%@^#@@, to 'i still love this guy n how do i get him to myself again'.(I hope u guys know Kweku was her first target, from day 1, b4 she got max).
Everyone is sha shocked.
The shocking moment for me was wen Maureen went to hug B(snake)in consolation, n they were apologising to themselves.Eh e oo! :oIt means the resurrection of Ofu n Ku brot about a temporary peace. Everything is fake, let's continue to see.

This is all for now.
U guys take care.
Tforever

@ LawyerChap
U see ure life? If i had unleashed the dragon against mzansi girl, it's my head that wud have been off. wen i wanted to throttle Toks81 u said no, is it the (now discovered fake)mzansi girl i wud have fought. Even if she had been real, i don't think i wud have been able, cos it wud have been an obvious case of mumu mis raod. It was nice seeing u n others' (other side) though.

@makin
Ive offered the apology, no acceptance?

@Tommyyex
I think Makico will be more appropriate for Makin n I.

@Mzansi gal
It's possible that richiana is all a fabrication, but isn't that risky on mnet's part after their last blunder. Anyway i don't think so, n if it is it's a good one. I for one don't know whether it has helped their ratings or not, cos i wud have still watched BB of anysort despite wateva. I just tot i shud tell u ure cool, u almost unleashed the dragon for pretending to be wat u were not. I'll tell MTV's Boiling point about u hosting some of their shows.

@Seun
I neva got to say thank u for yanking Toks81 off. So thanks. Ure a gentleman indeed!

I don't know about u guys, but i've been holding my breadth since morn, i can't wait to witness the ressurection of Kwakoo and Ofu, and the reaction of the famous 5. That's all i can think of now. The Evictee will be evicted whether it's L or B. I for one still believe B shud go, n from the looks of things, Bertha keeps handing her head on a platter. From the texts to the many blogs ive visited, it's 'OFF WITH BERTHA'S HEAD".
It depends on wat will happen this evening till sunday afternoon that will determine if Lerato goes.
Love u guys,
T Forever

@Makin
My love , i'm so sorry. I just went through the thread now, n ure post is not there, so i don't know wat to thank u for specifically, but thank u all the same, u're ma G.
I voted L out too, but i want B to go. Lerato can go next week.

@Lawyerchap
All i can say is God dey! Wen i read the post from Toks81 this morn, i laffed so hard, i fell off my chair. U must be very cute for Toks81 to fight for u like that. Pls where can i view ure picture profile to see whether i shud apply to go to the penthouse with u too
Wen i came to, i went to WORD to type in a 500 words retaliation that wud have made Toks81 shrivel up, but wen i wanted to send it, i had problems with my connection. Wen the connection came back, i decided to read wat has been said regarding the issue so far, n i came across ure post n others n so cahnged my mind.(Divine intervention)! So out of respect for u, others, and the CAUSE for which we are here, I will keep my peace. Thanks.
I sensed an undertone of irritation against me in ure statements sha9cud be my mind)forgive me if mistaken. I am not a 15yr old craving acceptance. If making new friends is now a crime, i'm guilty! Forgive me. I do not however want to upstage you in anyway. Hey ure one of the reasons i joined this forum, apart for my love of BBA2.
2ndly me going off point was to clarify something for Modups. In one breathe u talk about freedom of speech, yet u attack me for talking about hairdressing. Lawyerchap be fair ooo! I gess I for one don't care for football, the same way u guys don't care for hairdressing.Wen i come across such things, i just continue scrolling. I get the rule sha , nothing else but BBA2.
I stand corrected. Pls how do i do this quote thing??
Anyways, thanks so much for ure fatherly concern and ruling. I love u too!

@Salsera
Thank u o jare. I don't like the drink o. I decided to use it as a username, cos a collegue saw it humorous to call me that since it sounds like my name. Yes, i get the gist no more talk of something else apart from Biggie. Thanks for the warm welcome

@Prof. Ade
I hail u too.

@T-Square
Thankks oooooo


@ALL
As much as i hate Lerato, i really want Bertha to go. The more i watch her, the more i'm convinced she's not my girl at all. The South Africans are really backing Lerato, but Bertha has no back up.
L n B r just being plain mean!Is that wat a possible eviction does to people

Ofuneka confronted Kweku about his T group being the cause of division in the house, Kweku denied, but that's his BIZ!

I know wat Richiana r doing in the house is not good, but i can't help but like them.Their cuddlings n interactions are cute even romantic self. Codreen on the other hand irritates me like crazy. CHILD ABUSE!

Can't wait for tomorrow. Maureen will jump on Ofuneka. Bertha will be beside herself, but will Lerato scheme within herself to snatch Kweku I hope they won't feel like fools, wen they discover Biggie played them.

Love u guys. Please, no one shud make an attempt on my life again oooo because of LawyerChap my heart can't take it . I don't want to go to the PH with him, let me stay here n enjoy your posts and LawyerChaps posts too.
I feel u guys, ure all 2much!
T forever

@makin

Thank you ooooooooooooooooooooo.