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^^ I trust you.

Sha no forget my joke(s).

Studio CFR:
Na the only meaningful question i don ask today and i need an answer

Shior, you go wait for answer tire. Ode oshi, how many times have you asked me this same question?

What if Studio did something useful with his life?

Why you like to dey ask me meaningless questions? You no dey tire ni?

OJ!! Me sef miss you plenty!

Body dey kampe o, you nko?

Okija_juju:
How six children use be joke?! See the man dey form sleep dey pray say when ehn open ehn eye this go just be bad dream.

You no see wetin Efe write ni?

Studio CFR:
Tanimz

No be my fault

He-diot, you too like to dey shift blame.

I loff her.

Last week, I was laughing so hard.

WLDY drink tea?

LOL, why do you hate to hear the word?

Studio CFR:
Tanimz why u wan know where i come from - so dat u go know weda to fall in love with me or not

Sorry , u and i know' sey nothing go make me love you.

No offense

You don madt finish! Opolo oshi.

OJ!!

Mr.Bones:
[size=14pt] look @ this damsel o! Ma hand still dey open o ! [/size]

Abeg close am make e no ache you.

Studio CFR:
Wia u see damsel?

Mtchew

Hi hater.

Efe, no vex abeg. How life?

Efemena_xy:
and you ingris im fool of gwamatical horrors 

you doing this thing all time - you stay primary 1

Mr O no promoted u (but er. . .if u fail crass hexam - just paying £100 only) 

I resemble one of ya poo-peels? I work for the Department of Educa-shun for goodness' sake!

Never mind, I seem to hear that very often these days.

You can check on youtube.

How e go get anything to do with you? You dey sweep water for ocean ni?

I no want abeg. You want make them kill me ni?

After you don win finish, I fit consider.

Ocean, water. There's this song, most of it is in Yoruba though - "Joor oh" by Jahbless. It has ironic verses. I was only trying to be ironic.

You can check it out.

So you want to be the president of Nigeria?

Interesting . . . Don't worry, you have my vote and insults too.

Commot jo! 3 minutes ko, 3 hours ni

See your head like Mr. Ibu own.

Tell what? I lie ni?

^^ The earth must have made a mistake?

Oya, I go hug you and na because I dey for good mood. Three seconds only!

Jor oh, I no fit use broom sweep water commot for Atlantic ocean.

Oya, I'm smiling now, happy?

I swear, fear dey catch me as I dey hia so.

E be like say end time don dey near.

Please report him immediately!

Tho? Thanks, that was two semesters ago. Worst semesters of my life.

Okay then, and please don't e-kiss me again.

Mr.Bones, I am serious.

What's his own with our pishure sef?

U is an alphabet. Mon ecole, Pour deux semestres.

I'm serious o. Volcanic eruption for Benue State. I am very shocked.

You asking me?

Why nau?

Why I ask? Oh la la, je parles francais, un peu. How you take learn?

You too?