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Make dey no try am at all! I hate it when people chat me up on soccer.

What's hanging? You no hia say volcanic gases dey for the air?

Lil Wayne, duhh.

Wetin nau?

Moi? You parles francais?

I'm not interested in soccer, but most of my peeps are Chelsea fans.

It's really annoying when they win/lose a match. I'm always the one they bombard with stories.

Sef, you dey ask me? No be you talk "too"?

Weezy is home!

Too? So all of a sudden you've joined them. Anyway, you still be 'art breaker.

Yes I did!

It? Not at all, ain't you an 'art breaker?

'Don't un'stand what?

Feel ke? You get feelings?

I don't know.

^^ You no well!

So you be Man-U fan sef? We suppose be enemies, you know. But I no go fight you.

Peck ko, bite ni.

Great! How's yours?

Sef na pidgin word.

Abeg, no tire.

I wonder why.

Mistress? You sure?

My flatmate.

I'm missing you.

^^ Please don't!

Mr.Bones:
[size=13pt] no worry when u get bosom i go start to dey greet u. How your hope. . . Life? [/size]

You no well.

Madam? You get madam? Shebi you tell me say na you be your oga.

Aww. . . How sweet!

See that ya squirrel mouth. You lack respect.

Okay, missed you.

Wetin come concern me for tori?

You no fit greet abi?

What about me?

I no know o. Dem talk say e happen for Benue state.

Why is that?

Fine girl.