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Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by StudioCFR(m): 8:03am On Nov 06, 2010
speak slangs wey i dey familiar with so dat i go know when u dey abuse me.

Lol

Na lagos u dey?
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 8:11am On Nov 06, 2010
hehe ,c as u brand me , i was not cursing u joor , i jus wrote d yoruba version of disco(taka sufe)
i still dey namibia oo, y u ask .
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by StudioCFR(m): 8:16am On Nov 06, 2010
Namibia ke

I just dey ask
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 3:21pm On Nov 06, 2010
El Guapo:

Am begining to trip 4 ya,nt your beauty lol<dnt even knw if wrinkles map out Naija on top am> but its the way u speak,its hearthrobing,

Aww. . . Thank you, that was sweet! kiss kiss

You're a nice guy too. cheesy cheesy

Studio CFR:

Tanimz na hermaphrodite - so no waste your time.

*puffs cigger*

Shior, why you too like to dey biff me? angry
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 3:22pm On Nov 06, 2010
Idowuogbo:

hehe ,c as u brand me , i was not cursing u joor , i jus wrote d yoruba version of disco(taka sufe)
i still dey namibia oo, y u ask .

Idowu, you never commot for Namibia? What is taking you so long? angry
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by StudioCFR(m): 3:23pm On Nov 06, 2010
Because , because. . .
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 3:24pm On Nov 06, 2010
Because I no gree for you? undecided
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by StudioCFR(m): 3:27pm On Nov 06, 2010
No be sey u no gree me - u and i know sey na because your toto too tight for my huge stuff

No offense
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 3:31pm On Nov 06, 2010
Hehe. grin grin grin

No kill me with laff abeg. grin grin grin
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by StudioCFR(m): 3:34pm On Nov 06, 2010
I'm a lover and not a killer
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 3:46pm On Nov 06, 2010
Lover? Who you dey love? tongue
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 4:02pm On Nov 06, 2010
how far na guys
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 4:34pm On Nov 06, 2010
I no know o. Dem talk say e happen for Benue state. sad
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 4:38pm On Nov 06, 2010
cool :d
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 4:48pm On Nov 06, 2010
You no fit greet abi? angry
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 4:52pm On Nov 06, 2010
[size=13pt] sharap dia [/size]
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 4:53pm On Nov 06, 2010
See that ya squirrel mouth. You lack respect. angry
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 5:06pm On Nov 06, 2010
[size=13pt] no worry when u get breast i go start to dey greet u. How ur hope. . . Life? [/size]
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 5:42pm On Nov 06, 2010
vicks!!! Man dat was really rude. Lol!!!
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Nobody: 5:48pm On Nov 06, 2010
tanimz:

Thank you, that was sweet my love! kiss kiss

You're a nice guy too,just love u. cheesy cheesy

[size=14pt] Chei!! Na me be disTanimz showering my entire self wif flatterings, Gosh!! I feel lyk jumping into a lagoon [/size]
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 5:53pm On Nov 06, 2010
^^ Please don't! sad

Mr.Bones:

[size=13pt] no worry when u get bosom i go start to dey greet u. How your hope. . . Life? [/size]

You no well. tongue
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 6:14pm On Nov 06, 2010
[size=13pt] Tanimz make i forgive u because manu won. grin grin

OYA give me a peck for forgiveness
[move] kiss kiss kiss kiss [/move]

abi u wan form tight girl for the new toaster on the block? wink [/size]
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 6:17pm On Nov 06, 2010
^^ You no well! grin grin

So you be Man-U fan sef? We suppose be enemies, you know. But I no go fight you. tongue

Peck ko, bite ni. tongue
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 6:33pm On Nov 06, 2010
[size=13pt] which club ceiling fan are u BTW? grin grin [/size]
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 6:39pm On Nov 06, 2010
I'm not interested in soccer, but most of my peeps are Chelsea fans.

It's really annoying when they win/lose a match. I'm always the one they bombard with stories. angry
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 6:49pm On Nov 06, 2010
[size=13pt] hahaha cheesy cheesy cheesy . Then u're in wif element and el guapo, both do blues. wink

So what's hanging? The day is still young over there i presume. wink [/size]
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 6:54pm On Nov 06, 2010
Make dey no try am at all! I hate it when people chat me up on soccer. angry

What's hanging? You no hia say volcanic gases dey for the air? sad
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 7:01pm On Nov 06, 2010
[size=14pt] shocked shocked **brings a seat close to her and settles down** babe tell me sometin, so where is the hanging been hung? wink

cheesy cheesy Funny girl! Thats one of things that make me to love ur personality. Abeg u know what i'm talking about jor wink [/size]
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 7:03pm On Nov 06, 2010
I'm serious o. Volcanic eruption for Benue State. I am very shocked. sad
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 7:08pm On Nov 06, 2010
[size=14pt] Then ur pc seriously needs to get laid. Volcano? benue state? cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy . NTA news Tanimz reporting . . . . LOL! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy [/size]
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by tanimz(f): 7:14pm On Nov 06, 2010
Mr.Bones, I am serious. undecided
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by MrBones2(m): 7:16pm On Nov 06, 2010
Ok i believe u dear. gimme a sec to validate kiss

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