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It's ok, I guess you are a gentleman then._{Sorry I said you were ungentleman-like.}

@Op Gentleman.

Aproko, where you come from?

Chai, the world is coming to an end.

Lover? Who you dey love?

Ugh! That is so crude!

@OP, ungentleman-like.

Are you sure?

Hehe.

No kill me with laff abeg.

You sef dey watch MTV. I swear, this world don spoil.

OMG, my dream family!

Efe, this is soooo b-u-rifool, where did you get it from?

I see. . . You dey among the people wey plan welcome party for am?

Because I no gree for you?

Yes, very sure.

Idowuogbo:
hehe ,c as u brand me , i was not cursing u joor , i jus wrote d yoruba version of disco(taka sufe)
i still dey namibia oo, y u ask .

Idowu, you never commot for Namibia? What is taking you so long?

El Guapo:
Am begining to trip 4 ya,nt your beauty lol<dnt even knw if wrinkles map out Naija on top am> but its the way u speak,its hearthrobing,

Aww. . . Thank you, that was sweet!

You're a nice guy too.

Studio CFR:
Tanimz na hermaphrodite - so no waste your time.

*puffs cigger*

Shior, why you too like to dey biff me?

I don't want.

Tell me something wey I no fit do.

^^ Studio, you bad!

This morning.

WLDY eat bread with butter?

Not at all.

Abeg tell am.

Werin do ya mouth?

Na lie jo!

Mo kunkun trust yin.

@OP Idowu mi toh bahd.

Not your business.

seunbanme:
My friend wud u shange ya pics

Liff me alone jo.

@OP Iya Cassandra, ko si time ni o.

I don't think I've done that before.

WLDY think of slapping someone?

What does that mean?

Hehe, nice one!

Idowuogbo:
@op
omo ala gidi lasgidi 
omo iya kini tuntun , u jaw mi abi  

Iyalode of Nairaland herself, mi o to bee nau.

Mr.Bones:
Jxt i want to.
https://www.cool-smileys.com/images/angel2.gif

BTW are u blind this one u're alwayz wif glasses on?

They are called sunglasses.

El Guapo:
Tanimz am already in town,though my jet had a c.malfunction on the way.
Do u mind if i tell u a secret?

Eya, pele. Shey I told you to buy a new jet, but you insisted on getting a used one.

What's the secret?

Can't say.

Nope, too late anyways. Gotta go back to work.