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Females.

Tastelessness.

Rat, you still dey awake?

Hehe, thanks you be better person jare.

Yes.

Someone.

Happy independence day.

Go chop chin-chin jare.

Ikebe na moni- AfroCandy.

My wife.

Vic2k3:
^^OMO! did u sleep @all. Cos u seem to be reading tins upside downward. It was jxt a guess. i abi wan call u dumbo but make i no misyarn this early morning

Just a guess?

You be dried-crayfish. Your eye and brain need moisture. Mschew.

Silly textbooks.

^^ Hallo!

Poo

^^ Sledge, wassup?

Hello house.

He's sweating.

Morrafokka oshi.

See your life? See as you just exposed your poverty to the world. The only one shirt wey you get for this world na wetin you come dey bugga for me here. You no even honor your country by buying something for the special day.

I talk am say na only one cloth you get, you talk say na lie, say you get Baby Phat and Gucci belt. He-diot!

Iwo ati awon egbe e ni ewure. Kangaroo oshi.

You dey feel like love-vendor now abi? Mschew, even madman get hope pass you.

Thinking.

She loves my idi.

Henry.

^^ Googles.

Idowuogbo:
^won ti fi bondock she

Ewo lo kan yin?

He-diot! See as your stupidity dey shine for ya face!

So because you sabi Victoria Secrets and Baby Phat, I no go hear word again?

I be think say you be civilize small before, but now you just confirm say you no civilize at all. Kangaroo, you don't take a birth, you take a bath.

And before I forget, wetin I hear you talk? Gucci belt? Just cos' your belt says Guggi no mean say e be Gucci.

Car.

He wants something to work with.

Teeth.

Kunbee, no wahala.

You no be mugun, but you fit get magun. Ewure oshi.

Which one concern you with the number of times I dey change my bra in a month? Just know say I no be pig like you- I dey bath everyday, twice to be precise and I wash my clothing immediately I take them off.

I don't need to ask you how many times you take a shower in a month, cos' from the look of your skin- don't let me even go there.

No make me laff abeg. You fit feed who? You dey pay who's school fees?

You don feed yaself finish, talk less of feeding rat for dustbin? Mschew.