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Vicks, you still dey alive?

Madam, how far?

Oya, i don come. Vicks, where my joke dey?

Vic2k3:
And expect taminz in 2 secs.

You really underestimate me.

But Pharoh talk say na your pikin be that.

Studio CFR:
Efe my dear, No too vex for the embarassment i caused u the other day.
No vex u hear.

Love you. *winks*

Dyt:
children i brought u biscuits n chocolates

2day is aunty birthday

Aunty Dyt, happy birthday. Shey today you no go bother me?

Idowuogbo:
hehehe , maka don cheat
dats normally d problem
i wud advice castration

Hi hater!

makajibbz:

makajibbz:
baby, we need to talk.

What's the problem babes?

Bow Wow and the Lottery Ticket.

googles:


my Mr. Endowed is one fine boi like dat

no be fayrouz o  

I talk am say e no fit be fayrouz, I talk am! I trust you jare, better person.

Pharoh:
Omo no doubt me i go bring home the trophy

Na me you dey call omo? If I slap you ehn, you go dey see twinkle stars untop that ya head.

Trophy ko cup ni.

Efemena_xy:
Blacksta is kinda feeling unloved  

Tanimz don kiss her husband plenty

Efe don kiss her husband plent-plenty

Idowu you neva kiss your own husband - abi you wan starve am of  

Bros, abeg raise your hand and use am to cover your mouth until something useful is ready to come out. No be by force to talk to person.

Efemena_xy:
<whispers to Tanimz: I think so babes! The guy illness na for real. . .I dey hear of im craze b/4 but I dey tink say na just malicious gossip>

**wetin be dat disease pessin fit get if dog bite am??**

**I think Mr Sludge don get am - see as im dey foam 4 mouth!!**

*Whispers to Efe*: No wonder, the guy no well at all. The rabies dey affect am seriously.

Sludge, me? Fear? Say wetin happen?

Blacksta, where is your sense of humor?

Na threat be that one?

Na the truth be that. Abeg smile jare.

Na lie jo.

1. A di gàárì sílẹ̀ ewúrẹ́ ńyọjú; ẹrù ìran rẹ̀ ni?

2. Gànràn-gànràn ò yẹ ẹni a bí ire

3. Màlúù ò lè lérí níwájú ẹṣin.

Se eti ri ni isin?

Rara oo!

Mo need lati compose e, then leyin iyen, ma tun refine e. O ye ko ti ye yin.

After this I no go post here again today.

I talk say make you sleep well._{You get hearing problem ni?}

Efemena_xy:
<smiles>

Okay - I hear you loud & clear babes

Good.

Vic2k3:
And they lived happily eva after

Yes oo!

blacksta:
all these love cobwebs too much sef

E pada wa in 10 minutes.

For the last time tonight, goodnight.

Efe, goodnight!

Vicks, sleep well, you hia?

Efemena_xy:
I tell u say I nor dey ever quarrel with babes

na u nor wan commot - wetin make u dey tease my husband so?? infact you don learn from Dyt abi??

maka keep your eye on your wife sha - she dey very wild and slippery  

Babes, i no dey quarrel with you either.

Me and your husband just dey play na. You don vex already ni? I no dey learn nothing from Dyt. Why you go even think like that.

No vex, you hia?

googles:
yes o and he is really endowed

Googles, Googles. I trust you!

So who be the Mr. Endowed?

Yes, and you can thank Him the more in the morning.

Goodnight!

Efemena_xy:
Maka - abeg, come collect your wife from my house

she don overstay her welcome - and now she dey bug my husband  for im thread  

Efe, na amusement park we dey. No dey embarrass yourself.

I don commot from una house, but if you want make I come back i fit come (I know say you don dey miss me already).

chi-baby:
Hi guyz!   Gd nyt  

Hello gal! Goodnight

Efe, we shall continue tomorrow.

Vicks, better sleep well, cos we go continue tomorrow.

googles:
you are too sexy now. . . . see as blackkie is drooling after yuh

the guy like berra thing die

**Blushes**

Blackkie? No mind that one jare.

P.S I loff your profile pic, you don find your Mr. Endowed?

Efemena_xy:
@ Tanimz there's nothing to catch

I don tell u b/4 say we're liberal - 'tis an open relationship

any shenningans my baby gets into - e go still tell me sha

e just dey take you play all along - can't u see??

Now let him be pls - enough is enough. . .go home to your husband. . .day don dark

**Whispers: abi you're into 3-somes??**

Efe, why you dey intrude for matter na?

FYI, I no need anything from your husband except my joke. If e give me my joke, I go leave am alone. Simples-law of justice.

Vic2k3:
I bera go 2 sleep. Cos it is apparent that u don't have ears or rarely use them.gud night

Don't go, please!

What do you want me to do?