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Shy shy? I no understand. Explain better.

^^ Spark?

Mr. Blacksta where you dey?

Babes, carry go jare!

So you were blind before?

Vic2k3:
Taz which kind of exercises?**raises an eyebrow**:-)

You better unraise your brow.

Walking exercise, so I can stay fit.

sledge406:
You're so on the verge of crying!

I pity u sha. Shediot!!!

You well so? Look I no wan fight today. Come back some other day.

Vic2k3:
Ok. where u waka come 4rm?

Exercise babes, exercise.

I no run, I waka.

Chai!! Nice one Baybbootz.

Where Element dey run go again?

Ileke-IdI:
tamiz, ibo lo ti ri ami [tone marks]  ti o fi si inu post e?

Ileke (mo love oruko e by the way), walahi, kin ma paro ise gidi lo fun mi.

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Element G:
@efe me too no understand how dat kind thing happen but forget ooo, tanimz hot for yabbing no be small

Me ke? I think you must be confusing me for someone else.

Pharoh:
I  Re-Same-Bull  Mad-Man 4 ya eyes?   abi i suppose to dey greet empty house ni.  

Of course na. You no be madman before ni?

^^ You no fit greet?

Element G:
hmmm tanimz, d chick dat yabbed me out of Nland, how your life nw? and hope am not ruining anything ooo

Me ke? How i take yab you commot for NL?

I just woke up, I don't need to go back to sleep._{You don use style change the topic abi?}

sledge406:
Dat one wen dey order nor even fit afford bottle of coke.

And dat your para fit don turn kolo.

He-diot!! Them swear for you ni?

Abeg, na God I dey take beg you, go beg the person/people wey swear for you make them remove this curse. You no dey shame ni?

Okija_juju:
So as I travel, all of una migrate abi?!     

Efe!! You no even say make you come here come crack one Joke sef?! 

Where Studio sef?! Even you?! Your own na to come dey tell me Nice joke, but you no even bother ask  where I dey or wether Lion bite me sef?! 

Ask for Tanimz, her own na to dey order jokes like say here na restaurant, common to ask where Okija go sef, na NECO. 

Blacksta!! Blacksta!! Na so all of una hate like me reach?! 

Infact!! I don para!! Make nobody beg me o!! 

Even Ben-10 wey suppose be Mod!! If to say na aproko wey we dey do here ehn for don show like class-monitor come dey write names of noise makers. Common to ask about O.J, ehn neva fit do!!

Infact!! Inshort!! As a matter of fact!!! True to God!! I dey vex well well!!

OJ, my one and only OJ!! How you go vex for me na, I be your paddy na.

No vex say I no ask for you, na all these yeye people wey no give person break. But trust me, deep inside my heart I no forget you.

Oya, enjoy this one, i hope say you go like am:

An American, a Japanese and a Canadian were sitting naked in a sauna when suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm, and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. “That was my pager he said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained “That was my mobile phone, I have a microchip in my hand.”

The Canadian felt decidedly low-tech, but not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Canadian finally said “Well, will you look at that! I’m getting a fax.”

I resemble ya wife? Mtchew. _{Must you always ruin a good conversation?}

I dey oo. . . Body dey kampe, just relaxing.

You nko?

Bros, good afternoon.

sledge406:
Stalker, check the time stamps. She-diot!

Based on wetin I fit do, since I nor find you attractive, na to dey slap your head

You sef be confirmed he-diot. If you no find me attractive why you come dey follow me around? Stalker oshi.

sledge406:
You be real house gal!

fear fear!

Hey babes.

Once again, you don follow me come here again.

Sharrap that ya mouth there, wetin you fit do? Mschew.

sledge406:
Y u con dey ask if na threaten
Abeg shift!

You be crayfish oo. . . You open that ya fish mouth in an attempt to threaten me, but you no succeed. Na why I come ask you if na threat you dey threaten me.

Bros, respect yaself oo.

tayo_ast:
wu come be 'unbetter' persin

You too like to dey put ya nose for wetin no concern you. Aproko oshi.

googles:


wen will you guys stop these you love love fight ehn ?

Googles, I believe you made a mistake above. Please do correct it.

googles:
omo ijebu how weekend?

Weekend dey jare. Your's nko?

Better person, i dey jare. How far?

If you have nothing else to say- I'm outta here!

blacksta:
Na revolving door - one goes  - many enter 


for u - the door no go turn

Get a hold of yourself jare, you think say I wan turn the door before?

Nothing, I just dey curious.

You still go adopt the pikin?

Stop derailing the thread jare.