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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Breweries Calling by tankwa: 7:47pm On Jan 02, 2014
Many cartons but only in dec time. Just wait for your 3months training in lag. You will be lodged in a 5 star hotel.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Breweries Calling by tankwa: 6:31pm On Jan 02, 2014
The package is N150,000 plus N3,000 daily allowance for calling your customers.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Breweries Calling by tankwa: 9:12pm On Dec 24, 2013
No oral interview. Next stage is cert. sighting and 3months training.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Breweries Calling by tankwa: 8:00pm On Dec 19, 2013
Did my driving test in PH today. 9 guys and 2 girls. The cordinator taught at lenght after which we wrote a test. We were taken in groups of 3 to drive manual. Then auto follows. Light refreshment of a bottle of soft each.
Career / Re: National Association Of Unemployed Graduates Inaugurates Ogun State Chapter by tankwa: 3:26pm On Oct 22, 2013
I don't believe we have unemployed graduates rather we are self employed graduates. Kindly change the name to Association of Self Employed Graduates. Regards
Education / Re: Okonjo-iweala: ASUU Distributes Insulting Pamphlets About Me In Mosques by tankwa: 3:03pm On Oct 22, 2013
Nigeria vs Sweden
5pm today. Ngozi wants to jam us with our muslim brothers. The page modulator should be guided. Don't post this kind of thing again on the front page. Just to make money with much number of clicks.
Religion / Re: Physically In Church. But Mind Elsewhere - Please Help by tankwa: 12:51pm On Aug 25, 2013
There is nothing like distraction. God is revealing something to you at that paticular tm. My guy do not tk it as distraction. It is part of prayer
Education / Breaking News: ASUU Suspends Strike by tankwa: 5:14pm On Aug 14, 2013
The federal government and Academic staff union of university have finally reached agreement on ASUU's demand. In a press release today at NUC secretariate Abuja, the president of ASUU Nasiru Fegge urged all lecturers to go back to lecture room and steer clear from teaching until Kano Pilars wins UEFA Champions League.
Religion / Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by tankwa: 1:27pm On Aug 11, 2013
This poster you are going off. Why should I tell you my conversation with my God. Does it make any sence telling you my prayer point? Don't ask such a question again.
Religion / Re: Must You Respond To An Altar Call To Be Truly Born Again? by tankwa: 12:38pm On Aug 11, 2013
Once you are baptised, you are a born again. In baptism there is water and spirit

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Knows Oil Thieves –el-rufai by tankwa: 12:18pm On Aug 11, 2013
El rufai,
were you not an oil thief during obj's regime. Why didn't you single out yourself. What did you do when obj instructed you to demolish houses built with money acquired with honest means. Why did you not start with oil thieves houses. Demolision minister, tell us your cabal and we will know the oil thives. As small as you are you cannot respect GEJ. Short engine

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Asked A Guy Out ? by tankwa: 4:40pm On Aug 10, 2013
As I am writting this, I am in an eatry squandering a senators money with his sugar baby. She used to ask me out each time she spends a night with the politician. I even turned one request down earlier. I am tired of this. Dont know whether to cut off my huge and long di.ck
Celebrities / Re: Joseph and Adaeze Yobo Share Workout Photos by tankwa: 8:33pm On Aug 09, 2013
Who is adaeze yobo? Wetin she get wey ashawo no get. Wetin dey special about her body? Is she modelling for which coy? Person wey don 4uk finish leave her boy friend go meet yobo. Na god go punish am.
Family / 21 Ways To Love Your Partner by tankwa: 8:41pm On Aug 08, 2013
1. Call her by her favourite pet name and give her a hug and a kiss befor getting out of bed. 2. Smile when you look at her. Tell her how beautiful she is on her dress
3. Call her during d day to say you miss her.
4.play her favourite music nd invite her to cuddle with yu on the sofa while you listen.
5. Ask about her day and how things go.
6.Wash her back while she is in d tub or shower.
7 Put a luv note in her lunch or purse.
8. As a suprise pick her up after work.
9. Tell her how much you enjoy talking with her.
10. Slip ur hand around her as yu sit together in the church.
11. Complement her infront of her friends.
12. Use endearing words with her often.Never be harsh on her.

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Celebrities / Re: Stephanie Okereke's Vacation Pictures In Europe by tankwa: 7:56pm On Aug 08, 2013
Nice pix for crazy people. What shows that the place is europe? What is spectacular about stephny mgbeke? My dick no even erect on seeing her. Abeg post Rita dominic pix make my boxers move.

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Politics / Re: Gani Fawehinmi, Nigeria's Senior Advocate Of The Masses by tankwa: 1:39pm On Aug 08, 2013
LF,
You no remember the time when Gari wear skirt go beg IBB make i no put am for prison again. You no remember that news wey talk say Gari registered in open university to amend his 3rd class. The pastor even pusue am comot bc im dey nack two wives. I be like say make rapture happen make I go tell am for face. Orodo
Politics / Re: Gani Fawehinmi, Nigeria's Senior Advocate Of The Masses by tankwa: 9:41pm On Aug 07, 2013
Ajanaku,
even sack of nail is more useful than Gari. Have you ever heard of Gani Fawehmi street or a proposed higher institution to be named after him. Who is pushing for his immortalisation. Abeg leave the dead man to rot in hell.
Politics / Re: Gani Fawehinmi, Nigeria's Senior Advocate Of The Masses by tankwa: 8:31pm On Aug 07, 2013
He also graduated with 3rd class honours.To show he was dull. Was put in prison by Babangida's administration manx times showing he was a criminal. He failed as a presidential candidate in his home town. Why holding that vegetable to a high esteem.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Morak Oguntade: Ikebe Super Cartoonist by tankwa: 7:52pm On Aug 07, 2013
It is like we have many old skul pple here. But bet me, that man must rot in hell. He miss led many pple
Nairaland / General / Re: WWE Wrestling by tankwa: 11:54am On Aug 05, 2013
Wia do I watch it life or have a live stream
Sports / Wwe Wrestling by tankwa: 8:47pm On Aug 04, 2013
Pals, where do I download live wwe wrestling matches. I mean live matches. Kindly help. I got one but it drops 6hrs after the show
Nairaland / General / Re: WWE Wrestling by tankwa: 7:40pm On Aug 04, 2013
Ok thanks
Nairaland / General / Re: WWE Wrestling by tankwa: 5:00pm On Aug 04, 2013
Musa and tomii thanks a lot. More power to your elbow. I will try it. But what I need is where I can download it immediately after the episode. At least one hour after the episode.
Nairaland / General / WWE Wrestling by tankwa: 3:31pm On Aug 04, 2013
Pals, please from which site can I download Monday Night Raw. Help me if you know. It is not on wwe site.
Autos / Re: 2007 Nissan Tiida For Sale by tankwa: 3:06pm On Aug 04, 2013
Call me lets discuss.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by tankwa: 8:55pm On Aug 02, 2013
That is why ladies are advantageous. I wish i be woman.
Celebrities / Re: Ngosi Nwosu Dancing At Her 50th Birthday Yesterday by tankwa: 8:42pm On Aug 02, 2013
Not yet married. It is a pity
Car Talk / Re: The Best Tyre For Nigerian Roads by tankwa: 6:15pm On Jul 30, 2013
Jodeci, what do you mean by 'Nigerian Roads'?. Is there anything wrong with Nigerian Roads? Is it different from roads in other countries. You are to explain why you should not be sanctioned for using that phrase 'Nigerian roads' in what you posted before the close of business today.

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Autos / 2007 Nissan Tiida For Sale by tankwa: 9:37am On Jul 23, 2013
The millage is 60,000Km. It was fairly used and registered in Nigeria. Full option. Every thing is still intact, lather seat, alloy realm, factory f Air Conditioner, manual Transmission drive. The car is in Enugu. Price is 900k. 08039474443, 08182872016
Fashion / Urinating In An Open Place by tankwa: 6:09pm On Jul 22, 2013
I will post it here since there is no life style room. How do you feel at the sight of someone urinating especially ladies that wear trousers. When they are pressed they will just do the biz nearby. Is it decent to urinate where pple will see you even if it is ur back. I am pissed off when I see a lady opening her legs and a stream of liquid rushing out between the legs.
Family / Re: My Husband Has Turned Me To A Punching Bag by tankwa: 10:03pm On Jul 21, 2013
Why did you date a man for 8 yrs before marriage. Is that what d Bible says. You suppose to be virgin before you wedding. You are reaping the fruit of disobedience. Why u Bleep for 8years.

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Events / After My Wedding,my Club Members Refused To Pay My Right Bc Of Chicken by tankwa: 10:46pm On Jul 18, 2013
I did my wedding in feb'13 but since then, my club members have refused to pay me my right of N40,000, because the chicken I gave then was incomplete. All the food I cooked for them were not consumed up to half. Now they said I must bring chicken for each of the members of the club. My arguement is that only 12 out of 32 members attended my wedding. Why should I cook chicken for 32 members now, instead of completing it for those 12 that attended?
What do I do? Advice me.

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