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AutosNeed Toyota Camry 99 Model by tankwa(op): 7:10pm On May 23, 2011
I am in need of a Toyota Camry 99(tiny light) 9ja used or toks model or 2000 model 9ja used or toks
budget toks 99 model    850k
budget 9ja used 99 model 500k

frankpolicy@yahoo.com
PoliticsRe: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by tankwa: 6:56pm On May 23, 2011
I swear to Allah I raptured.

Then I came back. Heaven no sweet jare. All na scam.

No women, no alcohol - 72 virgins ko 72 virgo ni. All I saw were men. They looked gay.

Angel Mikel na im save me o. As a proper naija boy, I arrange am 2 halos and promise am woman for Obalende when next e come Lagos
@
z muda
Do not mock God and prophets.
This on pass joke. Yu nenend confession and deliverance
RomanceRe: Describe Your Current Girlfriend/boyfriend In One Word. by tankwa: 11:18am On May 21, 2011
does not demand for money
RomanceRe: Describe Your Current Girlfriend/boyfriend In One Word. by tankwa: 11:13am On May 21, 2011
@ ms. potato
pls give him the potato between yua legs.why should yu allow him to go hungry.
yu are not caring
AutosRe: Toks Cars(land Rover, Jaguar, Bmw, Honda, Toyota, Nissan, Volkswagen,benz,lexus) by tankwa: 6:28pm On May 19, 2011
how much is the camry tiny light
AutosRe: Buy Your Cheap Clean Tokunbo Cars With Low Millage From Cotonou by tankwa: 6:24pm On May 19, 2011
frankpolicy@yahoo.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why Nnpc Wont Employ Anyone Of The 70000 Applicants by tankwa: 6:21pm On May 19, 2011
offended

pls do not be offended.This happend 32 months ago.Congrats, you have been working for 32month.
I am still searching for.But try to use spell check before posting.
thank you
AutosRe: Buy Your Cheap Clean Tokunbo Cars With Low Millage From Cotonou by tankwa: 6:13pm On May 18, 2011
pls hw much is camry tiny light.i need it down to asaba
PoliticsRe: South-west May Lose House Speakership by tankwa(op): 7:13am On May 18, 2011
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MGBATI MGBATI
[b]BANKOLE, OBJ,[/b]KPOTIKPOTI, KOKORIKO, MUMUMU, FOFOKIFO,DADARIDA
WHERE UNA DEY
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PoliticsRe: South-west May Lose House Speakership by tankwa(op): 6:02pm On May 17, 2011
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PoliticsSouth-west May Lose House Speakership by tankwa(op): 5:37pm On May 17, 2011
South-West may lose House speakership 
By Niyi Odebode, Olusola Fabiyi and Olamilekan Lartey, Abuja   
Tuesday, 17 May 2011   

   
 

The division in the South-West Peoples Democratic Party is threatening the chances of the zone in clinching the speakership of the House of Representatives.

Investigations on Monday showed that the South-West PDP was currently divided between the candidacy of Mr. Muraina Ajibola and Mrs. Mulikat Akande-Adeola.

The National Working Committee of the party had at its meeting last Wednesday zoned the speakership of the House to the South-West and the Senate Presidency to the North-Central.

Shortly after the announcement, the South-West PDP had met at the Abeokuta home of former President Olusegun Obasanjo last Thursday and picked Ajibola as its consensus candidate for the speakership.

But it was learnt that some chieftains of the party, including a member of the party’s Board of Trustees, Alhaji Shaibu Oyedokun, were opposed to the selection of Ajibola.
Those criticising Ajibola’s selection comprise mainly party members, who were opposed to Obasanjo’s leadership in the zone.
A member of the House, Mrs. Mulikat Akande-Adeola, who has also signified her intention to contest the speakership, had in an interview with journalists, said the decision to pick Ajibola was taken by few members of the party in the zone.
Akande-Adeola said, “We have members of the party’s National Executive Committee, who were not part of that meeting. I think in a contest where you have three or two people, you must hear them out. I don’t think it was right to pick one person without this.”
A source in the PDP headquarters told THE PUNCH on Monday that the South-West’s inability to put its house in order might be its undoing when the members of the House would resume to elect the speaker.
He said, “We have done our best for the South-West by giving the speakership to it . If our members from the zone fail to unite, the position may elude us.”
Besides the infighting among the PDP members in the zone, the chances of the zone producing the speaker was being threatened by the decision of the re-elected members of the House to resist external interference.
It was learnt that most of the re-elected members met at Zone B of the Apo Legislative Quarters on Sunday over the issue.
At the meeting, it was learnt that the lawmakers analysed the chances of candidates that had emerged from the South-West and concluded that they were not independent.
A lawmaker, who attended the meeting, said, “Many who spoke, believe that Ajibola is Obasanjo’s candidate, while some were of the view that Akande-Adeola had the support of the Presidency.
“We are looking for somebody that is independent. We will go to any length to get such a person, even if it requires working against the PDP zoning formula.”
Our correspondents also learnt the chances of the zone were further dimmed by the position of two main opposition parties— Action Congress of Nigeria and Congress for Progress Change — to work against the PDP zoning of the post.
Investigations showed that the ACN, at a closed-door meeting with its National Assembly members-elect, agreed that its lawmakers would vote against any candidate annointed by the PDP as Dimeji Bankole’s successor.
An ACN chieftain, who spoke to one of our correspondents, said supporting a PDP candidate from the South-West would not be in the interest of the party (ACN), which swept the National Assembly polls in the zone.
He said, “The PDP has said that it will use the zoning of the speakership to the South-West to revive itself in the zone. We do not want South-West PDP to get the position. We want the party dead in the zone permanently.”
In its reaction, the CPC said its members would not work with the PDP in its quest to select a speaker for the House.
The National Publicity Secretary of the party, Mr. Rotimi Fashakin, said, “Our party members will do what is right and form alliances with the right party, but definitely not the PDP.
“We shall have alliances with parties that share the same values with us.”
Also in Abuja, a member of the Senate from the South-East, Chief Uche Chukwumerije, said that the South-East was not been treated fairly by the PDP in the zoning arrangement.
He lamented that no Igbo man was at the caucus meeting where the zoning issue was discussed because the zone was not being represented at the PDP NWC.
Chukwumerije said it would be against natural justice for a zone that laboured hard for the party to be sidelined when plum offices were being zoned.
He said, “We have now reached a critical turn. After giving the highest percentage support to the national party and the federal project in the last four elections, the South-East and Ndigbo have nothing else to do to prove their prime candidacy for a frontline position in Nigeria.
“The least which we should get now is a high leverage appropriate to this performance record.
“The minimum due to us is either the Senate President or Speaker of the House of Representatives. This insult of ‘monkey dey work, baboon dey chop’ must stop.”
Meanwhile, an organisation, the South-East Revival Group, has blamed the ordeal of the South-East in its bid to produce the Speaker or the Senate President on a cabal in the Presidency.

“We know that this is a product of the machination of the cabal around the President (Dr. Goodluck Jonathan),” the group’s Chairman, Chief Willy Ezeugwu, told journalists in Abuja.
He, therefore, urged Jonathan to ensure that the office of the Senate President or the Speaker of the House of Representatives was zoned to the South-East.
Ezeugwu claimed that governors from the zone were being intimidated to keep quiet over the ‘injustice meted out to the Igbo’ because of fear of the massive rigging of governorship election in the zone.
Four re-elected members of the House from the South-East — Mr. Emeka Iheodioha, Mr. Bathel Amadi, Mr. Ezeuiche Ubani, and Mr. Ogbuefi Ozomogbachi— have all indicated interest in the post.
The Deputy Whip of the House, Mr. Aminu Waziri-Tambulwai (from Sokoto State), who has been in the House since 1999, is being tipped for the post also .




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PoliticsRe: South-East Leaders: We Accept SGF by tankwa: 7:15am On May 17, 2011
SSG IGBO
DEPUTY SPEAKER IGBO
Yoruba Yoruba WHERE UNA DEY
PoliticsRe: Speaker: We’ll Report Jonathan To Ojukwu–apga by tankwa: 7:02am On May 17, 2011
umunna
hapunu ndi ofe mmanu. o ga aka mma ikwusi ebea
He(bluetooth) is unrepentant.
post no reply to this topic again.
We have vented our venom on him.
ka chi fo nu
PoliticsRe: Speaker: We’ll Report Jonathan To Ojukwu–apga by tankwa: 5:34pm On May 16, 2011
bluetooth
you called OJUKWU @ 80 a vegetable. whatever yu mean by that I am causing yu
You will never become a vegetable in yua life
bluetooth
what did yu say about BIANCA
may yua wife be like what ever yu said she is while yu are still at the prime of yua age
bluetooth
yu said amputated soldiers
People that were fighting for yua liberation
may yu receive no reward for working for anything.yua future lies in yua hands.may yua hands be uselees to yua future.
why insulting an old man.may yu never be old so that yu will not be called a vegetable
PoliticsRe: Speaker: We’ll Report Jonathan To Ojukwu–apga by tankwa: 6:21pm On May 13, 2011
brothers
this is betrayal. We gave him the SE mandate but he failed us. We rigged the election for him but his hands are tied. Left alone he will compasate us but the forces on him are too much.They know we have good potentials that is why they did not allow us to leave them when we decleared our own sovereign state.
They cannot do without us otherwise allow us to go.
PoliticsRe: Speaker: We’ll Report Jonathan To Ojukwu–apga by tankwa: 6:03pm On May 13, 2011
T9ksy
bluetooth
Abiola was killed and what did you do.Bola Ige was killed what did you do.
Be awear that we have masaccred them at ABA and ONITSHA in 2006. What effort have yu made since they started killing yu in the North.Is it not Yoruba Yoruba man that killed BOLA IGE. Bush animals, why having a civil war among yua ethnic group.
OUR OJUKWU released stupid AWOLOWO from Abakaliki prison to go and declear Oduduwa state. He went back and joined alamajiris who did not understand simple English at ABURI.
Bianca is doing well.Is it not BABA that killed STELLA.continue with yua civil war within.
PoliticsRe: Speaker: We’ll Report Jonathan To Ojukwu–apga by tankwa: 5:26pm On May 13, 2011
alj_haram
Yu ar a stupid useless idiot .Yu ar not ashamed of yua useless nature at this prime time of yua age.It does appear yu have sucked yua mama's smellish pussy before coming here.In yua on interest, I am placing [size=14pt]caution[/size][/b]What do yu do if yu see caution. [b][size=24pt]apply break and slow down for yua road safety[/size].
useless vagabon. dan iskan kawai. Orie oda. yua mama kitty shater into pieces. bush barawo. Ashawo
PoliticsRe: Speaker: We’ll Report Jonathan To Ojukwu–apga by tankwa: 5:23pm On May 13, 2011
alj_haram
Yu ar a stupid useless idiot.Yu ar not ashamed of yua useless nature at this prime time of yua age.It does appear yu have sucked yua mama's smellish pussy before coming here.In yua on interest, I am placing [size=14pt]caution[/size]
What do yu do if yu see [size=14pt]caution[/size]. [size=24pt]apply break and slow down for yua road safety[/size].
useless vagabon. dan iskan kawai.   Orie oda. yua mama pussy shater into pieces. bush idiot
HealthRe: How To Cure Apollo by tankwa: 5:41pm On May 11, 2011
Tihs is nto fuynn at all.
Niaralndres wlli klli pesorn one dya. hwo cna yuo be mkaing jest of a sreious tpoic liek this one.
we era not here to decieve poepel but to hlep each other.
plase let all tihs rubbish stop.
HealthRe: Fascinating To Hear That My Baby Has A Bad Breath! by tankwa: 5:20pm On May 11, 2011
Hope your baby's bad breath is not hereditary. If so, I can advise you as to how you can effectively remedy the bad breath. First, provide me with the following:

1) One tolotolo (turkey).
2) two he-goats.
3) one bag of salt.
4) 2 bags of rice.
5) 15 tubers of yam.
6) 1 cow (extra large cow, please).
7) one bag of kolanut.
8 ) palm oil and vegetable oil.
9) N 1M.
10) 7 guinea fowls.


WHY MAKING A JEST OF PEOPLE'S OPINION
@shuganezie
you insulted someone's mother. If someone makes such a comment on yua mother how will yu fell.
HealthRe: How To Cure Apollo by tankwa: 5:28pm On May 10, 2011
APOLLO has no cure
PREVENTION IS THE KEY. Guy forget about anti biotics and eye drops. Once you have it, it must last for 3 to 4 days before it heals.
To avoid contacting it,bros avoid eye contact with your hands.Appllo is a contagious disease.
If you shake hand with a carrier , pls wash your hands
if yu touch what he has torched, wash you hands.
It is not COMMUNICABLE.
It must come into contact with yua eyes bf yu are affected.
CelebritiesRe: Young Genevieve Nnaji (From Way Before) by tankwa: 6:16pm On May 09, 2011
lepa, atinga, one ofu
where is your hip
where are yua bobs
why that ring on yua finger
D'bang, Atiku, myself and luckly yuaself.
yu are not femine at all
I wonder what guys were enjoying from yu that time
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Must Barca Cheat To Win! by tankwa: 6:48pm On Apr 28, 2011
Messi gives Barcelona 2-0 win over 10-man Madrid
By PAUL LOGOTHETIS, AP Sports Writer
Apr 27, 7:09 pm EDT


tweet13EmailPrintMADRID (AP)—Lionel Messi’s clutch scoring was overshadowed by the loud complaining from the other side.

Messi lit up an ill-tempered Champions League semifinal on Wednesday with two goals in the last 15 minutes to give Barcelona a 2-0 victory against short-handed Real Madrid.

Messi sent substitute Ibrahim Afellay’s cross through the legs of goalkeeper Iker Casillas to open the scoring in the 76th minute. With three minutes to play, the elusive Argentina forward brilliantly moved past three defenders before slipping the ball past Casillas for his 52nd goal of the season, and 11th in the Champions League.


“A team that has nine European Cups never gives up on a series, I’m convinced of that,” Barcelona coach Pep Guardiola said. “We played a very good game. We controlled their counterattacks, their aerial game, which is very dangerous.”

The match turned on the ejection of Madrid’s Pepe in the 61st minute. That enraged Madrid coach Jose Mourinho, who was sent to the stands for protesting the decision, leaving Madrid playing with 10 against Barcelona for the fourth straight game.

Pepe was sent off after colliding with Daniel Alves as he lunged for a ball and Mourinho was sent to the stands for sarcastically clapping and showing a thumbs up to the fourth official.

Mourinho has seen his team finish with 10 players in his last five matches against Barcelona, counting Inter Milan’s 1-0 defeat at Barcelona in the semifinals last year. Inter still advanced, then won the championship against Bayern Munich.

“If I say to (the referee) and to UEFA what I think and feel, my career ends today,” Mourinho said. “One day I hope to get an answer to the question: Why?”

Mourinho took a seat in the first row behind the dugout and began scribbling instructions that were passed to assistant coach Aitor Karanka.

But there was no stopping Messi, whose second goal was a wonderful example of his trademark: a darting run and classic finish.

It was Barcelona’s first win in three games between the bitter rivals in 12 days after a 1-1 league draw and a 1-0 extra-time Copa del Rey final defeat.

Madrid’s defense in Tuesday’s return leg will be short-handed with Pepe and Sergio Ramos both suspended. Ramos got a yellow card for a foul on Messi in the 53rd.

Mourinho described the second leg in Barcelona as “mission impossible” as he continued to bemoan his side’s treatment by the referee.

“We’ll go there with pride, without Pepe, who did nothing, without Ramos, who did nothing, and the coach who can’t be on the bench,” he said. “If we score a goal, they’ll kill us again. It’s a result that is impossible.

“Why in a game that was equal did he do what he did? But he won’t answer, he’ll go home because he doesn’t have to answer to anyone.”

Messi’s 179th goal tied him with Josep Samitier as the third-leading scorer for Barcelona, behind only Cesar Rodriguez (235) and Laszlo Kubala (196).

“At 23 … that’s incredible,” Guardiola said.

Messi was not available for comment.

Both coaches had stoked tensions on the eve of the match, with Guardiola launching an expletive-filled attack on Mourinho, and the bad will spilled over into the match.

Tensions first erupted in the 40th minute when Madrid defender Alvaro Arbeloa was carded after a tussle with Pedro Rodriguez, while Danny Alves was shown a yellow card for a push on Angel Di Maria.

Substitute Barcelona keeper Jose Manuel Pinto was the first to be sent off for a red card at halftime as the two teams skirmished while leaving the field. That left Barcelona without a reserve goalkeeper as the frustration of not capitalizing on 70 percent of the possession in the first 45 minutes seemed to boil over
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Lady To Marry by tankwa(op): 6:09pm On Apr 21, 2011
another one dey oooo
do yu need her

Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Lady To Marry by tankwa(op): 6:06pm On Apr 21, 2011
otondos
I have found her on line

Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Lady To Marry by tankwa(op): 6:06pm On Apr 20, 2011
HABA
the ingloriousness of peccadillo is not twisted by the guiness of this posting. what an unscrupulous embarrassment from my fellow attainer of apogee of success. we should not continue to insult our egoistic attitude in this shape and form.
Haba
let us speak in a fathomable mature manner.
i need a working classn lady
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Lady To Marry by tankwa(op): 6:47pm On Apr 19, 2011
you are a man, steer claer from me
Jobs/VacanciesA Lady To Marry by tankwa(op): 6:28pm On Apr 19, 2011
i am a lectuer in a higher instition( polyteknich)
I need a lady(working class) to marry.
b/w 25 and 28 yrs.

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