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Politics / Re: Why Buhari Will Not Agree To A Debate With Jonathan - Vanguard by taofeeq137(m): 10:15pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
joliej: cyril83: |
Politics / Re: Why Buhari Will Not Agree To A Debate With Jonathan - Vanguard by taofeeq137(m): 10:10pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
IsaAbubakar: Na only "thunder fire your ancestors there" you sabi? mumu, at least be creative even if na only yab u come here come yab, because u don dey carry am for head since like say na GEJ dey feed you, or SHAG you. |
Family / Re: See What This Wife Did To Her Husband(pic) by taofeeq137(m): 5:08pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
mutter: your beating will be legendary, you go make Guinness world record no 1 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Market Woman Shocked To See Osibanjo-pics by taofeeq137(m): 8:03pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
OK |
Politics / Re: Market Woman Shocked To See Osibanjo-pics by taofeeq137(m): 7:17am On Feb 14, 2015 |
southniyikaye: i think say na only me see am o 1 Like |
Health / Re: Rape Of Medical Laboratory Science Profession by taofeeq137(m): 11:27pm On Feb 09, 2015 |
zeezahbee: 2 MONTHS AND 3 DAYS, smh for him |
Health / Re: Rape Of Medical Laboratory Science Profession by taofeeq137(m): 10:55pm On Feb 09, 2015 |
nobilis: Nigerian mumu sense talking, so na pathologist go check out d cause of death of a specimen, or d rightful owner of a child, or what bullshit are u sayin, ur patho...wtf... field sef should be under med lab science, and u r dere talkin twash. 2 Likes |
Programming / Re: HELP I Need A Visual Studio 2012 File by taofeeq137(m): 6:39am On Feb 04, 2015 |
please guys i have an asp.net problem, i created a website in which users can confirm their mail address and can also reset their passwords via their mail, it works locally but after uploading it to the server it doesn't work, i use www.somee.com free hosting, the website is at www.sarchs.somee.com, is there anything I'm getting wrong here, please helllllllp me. Thanks in advance. |
Romance / Re: Mistakes Ladies Make When Their Guys Cheat On Them by taofeeq137(m): 4:21pm On Jan 25, 2015 |
AfricanApple: wetin apple dey find on top mago tree |
Romance / Re: Quiet Vs Loud Guys by taofeeq137(m): 2:55am On Jan 25, 2015 |
Abeg, dis thread cant just die like dis, i really enjoyed it, took about 2 hours to read through all posts. |
Romance / Re: How Do Ladies Manage To Hide Their Feelings Successfully? by taofeeq137(m): 1:43am On Jan 25, 2015 |
iambest:O K |
Politics / Re: Buhari Was Our Classmate In 1961– Umar Abdullahi, Coomassie by taofeeq137(m): 4:31pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
Elebiju: copy cat, dats my line, lol
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Politics / Re: Buhari Was Our Classmate In 1961– Umar Abdullahi, Coomassie by taofeeq137(m): 4:26pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
Amisec: according to ur descriptions, it isn't genuine because of the faint lines, my own question is, how did d corel draw artist get the line under his name perfectly, and flawed in the others, and try to work on a colored pics next tym, it is clearer
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Nairaland / General / Re: A Picture Says A Thousand Words. by taofeeq137(m): 4:06pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
Mimienudles: and d cameraman... |
Politics / Re: Buhari Was Our Classmate In 1961– Umar Abdullahi, Coomassie by taofeeq137(m): 3:57pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
great664:still dont see remRk
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Politics / Re: Buhari Was Our Classmate In 1961– Umar Abdullahi, Coomassie by taofeeq137(m): 10:52am On Jan 22, 2015 |
gp6liveth: Nobody made anything look old o,
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Politics / Re: Buhari Was Our Classmate In 1961– Umar Abdullahi, Coomassie by taofeeq137(m): 10:48am On Jan 22, 2015 |
great664: i think d igbo is blank o, cos i dont see any remark dere |
Politics / Re: US War College Says Muhammadu Buhari Was Awarded A Diploma In 1980 (photo) by taofeeq137(m): 10:27am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Samchelsea: bros, abeg use brain think am o, even if he was given the lowest level of "compensation", sey na him primary skul certificate he take enta d skul? |
Politics / Re: Buhari Was Our Classmate In 1961– Umar Abdullahi, Coomassie by taofeeq137(m): 8:55am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Disclaimer:O K |
Politics / Re: We Are Not With Buhari’s Original Copies Of Certificates — Army by taofeeq137(m): 12:34am On Jan 03, 2015 |
Monimatic: OK 5 Likes |
Education / Re: My Friend's Waec Result !!! What Course Can He Study ??? by taofeeq137(m): 12:03am On Dec 26, 2014 |
I thought f9 parallel was just a playul expression, i never thiught i would get tobsee dis in my life tym |
Education / Re: My Friend's Waec Result !!! What Course Can He Study ??? by taofeeq137(m): 11:57pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Rapsowdee01: jisos |
Politics / Re: Wikileaks: "Buhari's Ethnocentrism Would Jeopardize Nigeria's Unity" - Tinubu by taofeeq137(m): 10:30pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Otenestbestyaho: keep counting figures you hear, feb don come finish, you go count your millions again |
Politics / Re: Buhari Is A Liar And Possibly A THIEF.........NNPC by taofeeq137(m): 6:15pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
SOUNDKING: you'll explain this statement to Jehovah after GMB wins d election |
Jokes Etc / Newton Actually Had Four Laws Of Motion And Not Three. by taofeeq137(m): 8:39am On Dec 06, 2014 |
I was at a physics tutorial recently in unilag, and the guy holding the tuts just said that Newton actually had four laws of equation, nobody agreed, and the tutorial just scattered that day, na im i kum search google, and amazingly, i saw this: Newton's fourth law Recent evidence suggests that Newton actually had four Laws of Motion rather than three. (Maybe even more.) For some reason, a Fourth Law, erased from all existing manuscripts, stated: “When people are mad, they move faster.” ~ Newton's Fourth Law of Motion Since its discovery, a bill to enact the Fourth Law is moving through the United States Congress , and a similar movement is gathering steam in the United Nations . History Why is this Fourth Law of Motion not to be found anywhere in Newton's writings? A popular view is that extraterrestrials erased them. Obviously, they wish to prevent human advancement on the planet. This new law could be the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. The aliens have been erasing key material and setting advancement back thousands of years. Another theory is that the freemasons are responsible. This view also rests on the belief that the Fourth Law may explain psychology--at least, a damn sight better than Teaching Assistants speaking to 400 students in a freshman lecture hall. (It definitely explains honeybees , which move much faster when mad.) Adherents reason that the application of this law could be used to solve all social problems. Since the freemason would then not need a job, it must cover up the law at all costs. Ah, but then why would freemasons be moving to enact this Law? Another theory states that Newton accidentally wrote the Fourth Law in invisible ink. No one wants to test this theory on his manuscripts for fear of damaging the three time-tested ones. Controversy The discovery of the Fourth Law was not without controversy. Dr. Ped Xing , president of the Union of Concerned Scientists (the remainder not giving a Bleep ) states: "My employees' observations of chess tournaments do not agree with this raw." (By which, he means "law." "Many times when they [the tournament participants] are losing, they are mad, yet they still take a long time before making their moves." Some scientists assert that the Fourth Law indeed does apply to chess players, who--even when angry-- execute their deliberation without any movement at all. When they do in fact move, the angular velocity of the chessmen is higher than if they were not as angry. Occasionally, a chess player will take a captured piece and throw it at his opponent. Other renditions One rendition of the Fourth Law has been accorded less importance. This states: “Loose motion cannot be done in slow motion.” ~ Newton's Fourth Law of diarrhea This unpublished work might have been meant originally as the Fourth Law of Motion. In any case, it meets the properties exhibited by the first three. Another rendition of the Fourth Law that has been accorded no importance at all states: “Fat chicks, like stationary objects, tend to stay that way.” ~ Newton's Fourth Law of Dating In other words, objects (including sex objects) at rest--say, flopped out in front of the television set--tend to remain at rest. Moreover, fat chicks, unlike anger, make men exhibit slow motion. Source: http://www.uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Newton's_fourth_law |
Romance / Re: Feel Free: Name Ur Nairaland Crush by taofeeq137(m): 8:57pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
trisha01 |
Nairaland / General / Re: 7 Things To Know In Order To Be A Millionaire. by taofeeq137(m): 7:54pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
acenazt: ok |
Nairaland / General / 7 Things To Know In Order To Be A Millionaire. by taofeeq137(m): 7:32pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
1) BE YOUR OWN BOSS Although there’s no guarantee that self-employment will earn you a million dollars, it’s really unlikely that working for someone else will get you there either. There are very few jobs that pay million dollar salaries. Don’t quit your day job tomorrow to launch a business, however. Instead, consider keeping your day job while you start a business on the side. "Mind your busines"- Robert T. Kiyosaki. You’ll have the security of your current salary along with an opportunity to create a business where you can earn extra cash. 2) LEARN TO TAKE RISKS People don’t become millionaires without taking risks. Taking a risk doesn’t mean you need to invest all your money into a single investment or that you need to gamble earnings foolishly. However, taking calculated risks is often part of good money management. No one gets rich on the interest they earn from the bank. Instead, millionaires know how to invest the interests wisely. 3) BE CREATIVE AND TAKE ACTIONS ON YOUR GOOD IDEAS It’s one thing to come up with million dollar ideas, but a completely different thing to act on them. If you are more a dreamer who never puts his money where his mouth is (all talk and no action), you will never get rich. Millionaires don’t sit around and watch others advance in life. They take action to help them reach their goals. 4) MANAGE YOUR MONEY WISELY The average person has the potential to become a millionaire in today’s world. Sound investments, a solid budget, and clear goals can mean that a person who earns an average salary can become a millionaire by retirement. If you don’t manage your money wisely now, however, it’s unlikely that you’ll be able to handle a million dollars with good sense. Establish a budget and create goals for yourself to help you save money now. 5) SET GOALS FOR YOURSELF People who don’t have clear goals aren’t going to make smart money decisions. You need goals to help you save money and invest wisely. Create goals, such as getting out of debt or saving up for a vacation home. Creating goals will help you determine whether or not you should spend your money on other things that come up in the meantime. If you’re saving with a specific goal in mind, it’s much easier to say no to tempting opportunities to spend money. 6) PUT IN A LOT OF TIME, EFFORT AND ENERGY No one makes a million dollars by watching TV or sleeping 12 hours a night. Unless you’re lucky enough to win the lottery or inherit a windfall, becoming a millionaire takes hard work. Millionaires consider the time and energy they put into a project to be an investment. They understand they won’t get immediate results but are willing to put in the hard work it takes to see the fruits of their labor. Learn how to manage your time wisely so you can become more productive with your efforts. 7) ASSOCIATE WITH THE RIGHT PEOPLE You won’t become successful in life if you spend time with lazy people who aren’t interested in managing their money wisely. However, if you surround yourself with energetic, successful people, it will rub off on you. Develop relationships with successful people in your community. Look for people who can mentor you in your efforts to manage your finances, invest wisely, or build a business. Spending time with others who share your goals can help fuel your passion and efforts to become a successful millionaire. Note: Everyone might know these, but not everyone is bold enough to take actions on them, probably me inclusive. |
Music/Radio / Re: Amazing: Psy's "Gangnam Style" Reaches Maximum Number For Youtube Views Counter. by taofeeq137(m): 12:02pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
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Music/Radio / Re: Amazing: Psy's "Gangnam Style" Reaches Maximum Number For Youtube Views Counter. by taofeeq137(m): 11:58am On Dec 04, 2014 |
olukenzo: story for the ancestors |
Music/Radio / Re: Amazing: Psy's "Gangnam Style" Reaches Maximum Number For Youtube Views Counter. by taofeeq137(m): 11:56am On Dec 04, 2014 |
Fresia01: rotfl, if u b guy, she u go do am? |
Music/Radio / Re: Amazing: Psy's "Gangnam Style" Reaches Maximum Number For Youtube Views Counter. by taofeeq137(m): 11:50am On Dec 04, 2014 |
Fresia01: lol, fresh boobies tho |
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