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Politics / Re: Why Buhari Will Not Agree To A Debate With Jonathan - Vanguard by taofeeq137(m): 10:15pm On Mar 10, 2015
joliej:
Wow... this is a prolific writer who knows how to use words succinctly. He really got me laughing grin

Anyway I believe it's a waste of time. Gmb supporters are so hypnotized that After reading this and seeing the truth in it, they would still go on and chant
Sai warefa...



cyril83:


What happened when jonathan stylishly boycotted 2011 public debate ? I would really love to see GMB in a public debate with jonathan. Besides, heaven wil not fall if he decides not to participate and i don't see such truncating his victory come march 28.
Politics / Re: Why Buhari Will Not Agree To A Debate With Jonathan - Vanguard by taofeeq137(m): 10:10pm On Mar 10, 2015
IsaAbubakar:


Thunder fire your ancestors there

Buhari is a terrorist
Apc Is bokoharam
Gej till Buhari dies of high bp

Na only "thunder fire your ancestors there" you sabi? mumu, at least be creative even if na only yab u come here come yab, because u don dey carry am for head since like say na GEJ dey feed you, or SHAG you.
Family / Re: See What This Wife Did To Her Husband(pic) by taofeeq137(m): 5:08pm On Feb 23, 2015
mutter:
This is a good one! I have to try it out LOL!!! grin grin
Infact any day I am lazy to cook I could draw the whole meal.

your beating will be legendary, you go make Guinness world record no 1

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Politics / Re: Market Woman Shocked To See Osibanjo-pics by taofeeq137(m): 8:03pm On Feb 15, 2015
OK
Politics / Re: Market Woman Shocked To See Osibanjo-pics by taofeeq137(m): 7:17am On Feb 14, 2015
southniyikaye:
and there is no place like okay oba in akure,its oja oba

i think say na only me see am o

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Health / Re: Rape Of Medical Laboratory Science Profession by taofeeq137(m): 11:27pm On Feb 09, 2015
zeezahbee:
how old are you?

2 MONTHS AND 3 DAYS, smh for him
Health / Re: Rape Of Medical Laboratory Science Profession by taofeeq137(m): 10:55pm On Feb 09, 2015
nobilis:


Diagnosis starts before the lab. Not in, or after the lab.

Secondly, a pathologist is always in charge of laboratories anywhere in the world. It is not encroachment, it is how things ought to be. Until Medical Laboratory Scientists in Nigeria learn to humble themselves and work in conjunction with the pathologists, they will always feel cheated and raped.

Know your position in a place and gladly and proudly occupy it. That's the best way to gain pride and recognition for your profession.

Nigerian mumu sense talking, so na pathologist go check out d cause of death of a specimen, or d rightful owner of a child, or what bullshit are u sayin, ur patho...wtf... field sef should be under med lab science, and u r dere talkin twash.

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Programming / Re: HELP I Need A Visual Studio 2012 File by taofeeq137(m): 6:39am On Feb 04, 2015
please guys i have an asp.net problem, i created a website in which users can confirm their mail address and can also reset their passwords via their mail, it works locally but after uploading it to the server it doesn't work, i use www.somee.com free hosting, the website is at www.sarchs.somee.com, is there anything I'm getting wrong here, please helllllllp me. Thanks in advance.
Romance / Re: Mistakes Ladies Make When Their Guys Cheat On Them by taofeeq137(m): 4:21pm On Jan 25, 2015
AfricanApple:
observing from mango tree smiley










wetin apple dey find on top mago tree
Romance / Re: Quiet Vs Loud Guys by taofeeq137(m): 2:55am On Jan 25, 2015
Abeg, dis thread cant just die like dis, i really enjoyed it, took about 2 hours to read through all posts.
Romance / Re: How Do Ladies Manage To Hide Their Feelings Successfully? by taofeeq137(m): 1:43am On Jan 25, 2015
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O
K
Politics / Re: Buhari Was Our Classmate In 1961– Umar Abdullahi, Coomassie by taofeeq137(m): 4:31pm On Jan 22, 2015
Elebiju:
If GEJ Govt looked 4 missing Chibok girls d way
PDP is looking 4 Buhari's Certificate, they would
have found them in a week!! #Fact.

copy cat, dats my line, lol

Politics / Re: Buhari Was Our Classmate In 1961– Umar Abdullahi, Coomassie by taofeeq137(m): 4:26pm On Jan 22, 2015
Amisec:
How long shall we be lied to?
Judge if this is genuine.

according to ur descriptions, it isn't genuine because of the faint lines, my own question is, how did d corel draw artist get the line under his name perfectly, and flawed in the others, and try to work on a colored pics next tym, it is clearer

Nairaland / General / Re: A Picture Says A Thousand Words. by taofeeq137(m): 4:06pm On Jan 22, 2015
Mimienudles:
He wants to feel the emotions of being dead, I think he feels there's something romantic about death that he is missing out, yeah Or, he's simply tired of seeing humans, he wants a world of himself alone, I guess

and d cameraman...
Politics / Re: Buhari Was Our Classmate In 1961– Umar Abdullahi, Coomassie by taofeeq137(m): 3:57pm On Jan 22, 2015
great664:
zoom on it, its there with an A,
still dont see remRk

Politics / Re: Buhari Was Our Classmate In 1961– Umar Abdullahi, Coomassie by taofeeq137(m): 10:52am On Jan 22, 2015
gp6liveth:
[size=8pt][b] 4 Things That Are Wrong With Buhari's Statement of Result

Maj-Gen. Muhammadu Buhari - the APC Presidential candidate has finally released his "WASC Result" (after many weeks of lies, allegation and counter-allegation) as demanded by the Nigerian Constitution and Electoral laws from candidates that want to contest elective positions in the country.

For the sake of clarity, there is a big difference between Statement of Result and Certificate. Statement of Result is issued to a WAEC Candidate by the School s/he took the examination pending the time WAEC would release the main certificate. This is usually few years or so after the examination was taken. And once the certificate is released, the statement becomes invalid.

Buhari claims that he wrote the exam in 1961, so WAEC must have awarded him the certificate which supersedes this Statement of Result he released.

Mere looking at the Statement of Result, you will notice the following:

1. WAEC Format: The format in this Statement of Result was not the format used in the 1960s when Buhari wrote the exam. For instance, there was nothing like SSCE, WASSCE, NECO, May/June in 1960s as seen in the result. What they had then was WASC (West African School Certificate) which was established in 1952. Passport photography is not attached on the Statement of Result. WAEC started attaching passport photography on the certificate in the year 2000.

2. Name: Buhari's name is Muhammadu Buhari, but the result bears Mohammed Buhari. Though, Muhammdu is sometimes spelt as Mohammed, but when it comes certificate documentation, consistency is the watchword. Someone that bears Anthony Buhari cannot lay claim of a certificate that bears Tony Buhari. It is not possible unless a change of name is done. Did Buhari do a change of name? Any proof to that? Besides, his letter seeking to writing RNA qualifying exam dated 18th October, 1961 bears Muhammadu Buhari, how come his statement of result bears a different name?

3. The State the exam was taken: There was nothing like Katsina State in 1961. Katsina was created in 1987 and Buhari took his exam in 1961. How come the result is bearing Ministry of education, Katsina State?

4. Date Issued and Picture: Exam that was taken in 1961, the result is carrying date of 21st January, 2015 and Buhari’s recent picture. How come? Did the school just issue him the Statement of Result after over 5 decades he claims he wrote the exam? If they did, how come they made it to look so old? By the way, there is no need to issue him a statement, since WAEC is there to issue a certificate which supersedes the Statement of Result.

Conclusion: Buhari doesn’t need a Statement of Result “cooked up” by an named Principal of a secondary school. A statement of result is given when WAEC is yet to release the CERTIFICTAE. Buhari’s WAEC certificate of 1961 had already been released long ago if he actually took the exam. So, Buhari should proceed to WAEC for certificate verification since he knows his examination number. Only he can do this since WAEC doesn’t release someone’s result to a third party.

Enough of these lies!!!

Nobody made anything look old o,

Politics / Re: Buhari Was Our Classmate In 1961– Umar Abdullahi, Coomassie by taofeeq137(m): 10:48am On Jan 22, 2015
great664:
Good one that his result is finally out but my question is How did Buhari manage to score A1 in Igbo Language but score C5 in Hausa Language? In 1961, do they offer Igbo, Hausa and Yoruba Language in the whole schools in Nigeria? I have watched him campaign in East, he didn't use Igbo language to talk to the people yet he scored A1 in Igbo and C5 in his own language and his own town. Pls help me clarify the above questions without sentiment or hate.

One Love
#Electionnobewar
#votenotfight

i think d igbo is blank o, cos i dont see any remark dere
Politics / Re: US War College Says Muhammadu Buhari Was Awarded A Diploma In 1980 (photo) by taofeeq137(m): 10:27am On Jan 22, 2015
Samchelsea:
Very soon this lie will be bursted again and you guys will go back to the drawing board and find another lie
The U.S war college started awarding master's degree from 1990 so I don't know the type of certificate your general got, maybe they gave him a COMPENSATION certificate to console him for wasting 10months in the school
#Quote me at your own peril

bros, abeg use brain think am o, even if he was given the lowest level of "compensation", sey na him primary skul certificate he take enta d skul?
Politics / Re: Buhari Was Our Classmate In 1961– Umar Abdullahi, Coomassie by taofeeq137(m): 8:55am On Jan 22, 2015
Disclaimer:
And a staged classmate now speaking. What took you so long?

Show forth your certificate am sure APC printed you a copy.

O
K
Politics / Re: We Are Not With Buhari’s Original Copies Of Certificates — Army by taofeeq137(m): 12:34am On Jan 03, 2015
Monimatic:
[size=15pt] Pa Buhari where ur certificate Abi na semi illiterate u bi?
The so called messiah of APC is now in Mess.

Pa Buhari forbids western education, he has BSC in Almajiri studies. grin grin grin
In the words of Asari Dokubo
"Pa Buhari is just an Old no Qualification kunu Drinking hausa/fulani cattle rearer"
grin grin grin[/size]

OK

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Education / Re: My Friend's Waec Result !!! What Course Can He Study ??? by taofeeq137(m): 12:03am On Dec 26, 2014
I thought f9 parallel was just a playul expression, i never thiught i would get tobsee dis in my life tym
Education / Re: My Friend's Waec Result !!! What Course Can He Study ??? by taofeeq137(m): 11:57pm On Dec 25, 2014
Rapsowdee01:
After waiting for 2 months before my friend check his waec result ...He finally did and this was what we saw !!! pls what course can he study
Comments will really be appreciated

jisos
Politics / Re: Wikileaks: "Buhari's Ethnocentrism Would Jeopardize Nigeria's Unity" - Tinubu by taofeeq137(m): 10:30pm On Dec 25, 2014
Otenestbestyaho:
This big fool will be defeated for the 4th time come 2015. 23 million nigerians rejected him in 2003, 22 million nigerians also rejected him him in 2007 and in 2011 more than 21 million nigerians said NO to him. I wonder how he will get a national acceptance, I am more than sure that 20 million nigerians will say HELL NO to him come 2015. Untill then, those satans that are already let loosed will burn and kill so many people in the pakistani region of northen nigeria. Merry christmas and happy new year.

keep counting figures you hear, feb don come finish, you go count your millions again
Politics / Re: Buhari Is A Liar And Possibly A THIEF.........NNPC by taofeeq137(m): 6:15pm On Dec 14, 2014
SOUNDKING:
It can only be possible 4 Buhari 2 seat and last on d throne of Nigeria if Jehovah is dead.

you'll explain this statement to Jehovah after GMB wins d election
Jokes Etc / Newton Actually Had Four Laws Of Motion And Not Three. by taofeeq137(m): 8:39am On Dec 06, 2014
I was at a physics tutorial recently in unilag, and the guy holding the tuts just said that Newton actually had four laws of equation, nobody agreed, and the tutorial just scattered that day, na im i kum search google, and amazingly, i saw this:

Newton's fourth law
Recent evidence suggests that Newton
actually had four Laws of Motion
rather than three. (Maybe even more.)
For some reason, a Fourth Law, erased
from all existing manuscripts, stated:

“When people are mad, they move
faster.”
~ Newton's Fourth Law of Motion

Since its discovery, a bill to enact the
Fourth Law is moving through the
United States Congress , and a similar
movement is gathering steam in the
United Nations .

History
Why is this Fourth Law of Motion not
to be found anywhere in Newton's
writings? A popular view is that
extraterrestrials erased them.
Obviously, they wish to prevent human
advancement on the planet. This new
law could be the key to unlocking the
mysteries of the universe. The aliens
have been erasing key material and
setting advancement back thousands
of years.
Another theory is that the freemasons
are responsible. This view also rests
on the belief that the Fourth Law may
explain psychology--at least, a damn
sight better than Teaching Assistants
speaking to 400 students in a
freshman lecture hall. (It definitely
explains honeybees , which move much
faster when mad.) Adherents reason
that the application of this law could
be used to solve all social problems.
Since the freemason would then not
need a job, it must cover up the law at
all costs. Ah, but then why would
freemasons be moving to enact this
Law?
Another theory states that Newton
accidentally wrote the Fourth Law in
invisible ink. No one wants to test this
theory on his manuscripts for fear of
damaging the three time-tested ones.

Controversy
The discovery of the Fourth Law was
not without controversy. Dr. Ped Xing ,
president of the Union of Concerned
Scientists (the remainder not giving a
Bleep ) states: "My employees'
observations of chess tournaments do
not agree with this raw." (By which, he
means "law."wink "Many times when they
[the tournament participants] are
losing, they are mad, yet they still take
a long time before making their
moves."
Some scientists assert that the Fourth
Law indeed does apply to chess
players, who--even when angry--
execute their deliberation without any
movement at all. When they do in fact
move, the angular velocity of the
chessmen is higher than if they were
not as angry. Occasionally, a chess
player will take a captured piece and
throw it at his opponent.

Other renditions
One rendition of the Fourth Law has
been accorded less importance. This
states:

“Loose motion cannot be done in
slow motion.”
~ Newton's Fourth Law of diarrhea

This unpublished work might have
been meant originally as the Fourth
Law of Motion. In any case, it meets
the properties exhibited by the first
three.
Another rendition of the Fourth Law
that has been accorded no importance
at all states:

“Fat chicks, like stationary objects,
tend to stay that way.”
~ Newton's Fourth Law of Dating

In other words, objects (including sex
objects) at rest--say, flopped out in
front of the television set--tend to
remain at rest. Moreover, fat chicks,
unlike anger, make men exhibit slow
motion.
Source: http://www.uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Newton's_fourth_law
Romance / Re: Feel Free: Name Ur Nairaland Crush by taofeeq137(m): 8:57pm On Dec 05, 2014
trisha01
Nairaland / General / Re: 7 Things To Know In Order To Be A Millionaire. by taofeeq137(m): 7:54pm On Dec 05, 2014
acenazt:
Hhehheeh I love taking risks. even Put my hand in a crocodile's mouth to take out my Ball. hmmmmmm stinking bascard

ok
Nairaland / General / 7 Things To Know In Order To Be A Millionaire. by taofeeq137(m): 7:32pm On Dec 05, 2014
1) BE YOUR OWN BOSS
Although there’s no guarantee that self-employment will earn you a
million dollars, it’s really unlikely that working for someone else
will get you there either. There are very few jobs that pay million
dollar salaries.
Don’t quit your day job tomorrow to launch a business, however.
Instead, consider keeping your day job while you start a business
on the side.

"Mind your busines"- Robert T. Kiyosaki.

You’ll have the security of your current salary along
with an opportunity to create a business where you can earn extra
cash.

2) LEARN TO TAKE RISKS
People don’t become millionaires without taking risks. Taking
a risk doesn’t mean you need to invest all your money into a
single investment or that you need to gamble earnings foolishly.
However, taking calculated risks is often part of good money
management. No one gets rich on the interest they earn from the
bank. Instead, millionaires know how to invest the interests wisely.

3) BE CREATIVE AND TAKE ACTIONS ON YOUR GOOD IDEAS
It’s one thing to come up with million dollar ideas, but a
completely different thing to act on them. If you are more a
dreamer who never puts his money where his mouth is (all talk and no action), you will
never get rich. Millionaires don’t sit around and watch others
advance in life. They take action to help them reach their goals.

4) MANAGE YOUR MONEY WISELY
The average person has the potential to become a millionaire in
today’s world. Sound investments, a solid budget, and clear goals
can mean that a person who earns an average salary can become
a millionaire by retirement.
If you don’t manage your money wisely now, however, it’s
unlikely that you’ll be able to handle a million dollars with good
sense. Establish a budget and create goals for yourself to help you
save money now.

5) SET GOALS FOR YOURSELF
People who don’t have clear goals aren’t going to make smart
money decisions. You need goals to help you save money and
invest wisely.
Create goals, such as getting out of debt or saving up for a vacation
home. Creating goals will help you determine whether or not you
should spend your money on other things that come up in the
meantime. If you’re saving with a specific goal in mind, it’s much
easier to say no to tempting opportunities to spend money.

6) PUT IN A LOT OF TIME, EFFORT AND ENERGY
No one makes a million dollars by watching TV or sleeping 12
hours a night. Unless you’re lucky enough to win the lottery or
inherit a windfall, becoming a millionaire takes hard work.
Millionaires consider the time and energy they put into a project to
be an investment. They understand they won’t get immediate
results but are willing to put in the hard work it takes to see the
fruits of their labor. Learn how to manage your time wisely so you
can become more productive with your efforts.

7) ASSOCIATE WITH THE RIGHT PEOPLE
You won’t become successful in life if you spend time with lazy
people who aren’t interested in managing their money wisely.
However, if you surround yourself with energetic, successful
people, it will rub off on you.
Develop relationships with successful people in your community.
Look for people who can mentor you in your efforts to manage
your finances, invest wisely, or build a business. Spending time
with others who share your goals can help fuel your passion and
efforts to become a successful millionaire.

Note: Everyone might know these, but not everyone is bold enough to take actions on them, probably me inclusive.
Music/Radio / Re: Amazing: Psy's "Gangnam Style" Reaches Maximum Number For Youtube Views Counter. by taofeeq137(m): 12:02pm On Dec 04, 2014
Fresia01:
taofeeq137(m): Quote Post

lol, fresh bosoms tho
una no get milk for house

just click this link for dat
">http://www.google.com/m?q=una+no+get+milk+for+house+
Music/Radio / Re: Amazing: Psy's "Gangnam Style" Reaches Maximum Number For Youtube Views Counter. by taofeeq137(m): 11:58am On Dec 04, 2014
olukenzo:
A 32-bit unsigned integer.

2n -1
where n == 32
=232 -1
=4294967295
unsigned ==> Non-negative integers only,
hence, 4294967295/2
~=2147483647 views

story for the ancestors
Music/Radio / Re: Amazing: Psy's "Gangnam Style" Reaches Maximum Number For Youtube Views Counter. by taofeeq137(m): 11:56am On Dec 04, 2014
Fresia01:
whatever happened to avoiding temptations and telling satan to get behind u...

rotfl, if u b guy, she u go do am?
Music/Radio / Re: Amazing: Psy's "Gangnam Style" Reaches Maximum Number For Youtube Views Counter. by taofeeq137(m): 11:50am On Dec 04, 2014
Fresia01:
u don rush go check ma dp..... hope ur tin never long like sugar cane......

lol, fresh boobies tho

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