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phensbassey:


But when u don't date at all u get texts like:-

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Guy u done expose me finish.... Which kind wahala be dis

TrapHedges:
Lol... Used to do tat to girls in my class, way back in highsch

still doing

palz:
That animal is called iguana....it's the african type

TallestTj:
That's an iguana not Alligator

ChopBellefull:
I hv brought something interesting for d guys again...

When i was still a learner, when she says yes i ll say wow babe thank you for saying yes.. But along d line i came up with sth very funny i use to trigger dia Heart.
For me i say " my love nw u jst hv to cross ur seat belt coz we r on an unending flight to love land, nd i wnt to deliver my love parcel complete and safe.. Buh i think we shld start ds journey with a kiss". From der i kiss her nd we r good frm der.

Different strokes for different folks.. Guys abeg share ur own and let us learn new tricks too.
Ladies u too cn share hw very romantic a guy has kicked off a relationship with u or otherwise.

Prettythicksmi:
The dead body part get as e be oo chaiii

Aderola15:
The dead body

That's the category I'm sure u guys fall into.... U go just dey there like plank, pretending u don't even know what's happening

Jman06:
Na your type dey kneel down for bae, like one bros did for a girl last week in broad day light...Lol

that one na for the Bros, for me, na the other way round

ellagabs:
photoshop + corel draw + picasa...
he took dat shot durin weight liftin.

PaulKillerman:
Hello my beautiful people and good men.
My name is Paul Killerman, and I want to unearth some gospel truth women need to understand and live with before venturing into that narrow journey of matrimony . My write up target population are Young Ladies

Like most pray and hope for an utopian society but in reality that can never be, as nature abhors perfection, and a society can never be perfect, but will rather strive towards perfection, for humans are by nature imperfect and can never abode in a perfect society

The above sageful saying , can be somewhat adapted to what I'm about to unearth! .
As young children, most if not all, ladies, dream of a perfect marriage where they are in blissful harmony cum union with just a spouse that will be their prince Charming , adore them like Gem being with only them, but repeatedly time and time again it has been ratified that that isn't the case and can never be and some clever women are already living up to that and accepting their fate..

It is silly for a young girl to believe after she ties the knot her husband will be with only her, that is silly and I dare to write about the stupidest thing I am yet to come to terms with, Factually, the physiology of a man does not warrant him to be with just one woman; viz a viz; the sex hormone in humans is more than 20x in men as it is in women; that alone drives them to want to explore beautiful and alluring figures they get to see by the day.
Women are like flowers and will definitely wither as the years go by; however that isn't the case for the male folks,who blossom especially when blessed with that wealth of el Dorado. So I think it will be rather unfair, unbalanced and devoid of logic for the female folks to use their standards in judging the men; it will be illogical and lacking in sound judgement, if you put these nuances into perspective you will get to understand why men needs to "explore" varieties..
So I for one, think the female folks should be more concerned about the following
1) A man that respects and adores you , and will never flaunt his lewd acts to your face
2) a man who sees his family as first and foremost before any other thing in the world
3) A man who is health conscious and protects himself while on his hedonistic sexcapades
4) A man who will first spend on his family and make sure they are comfortable before looking outside...

When u have all these in a man , that's all u need from your man as a woman, going about policing him not to explore is rather being unreasonable and asking for way too much...

This is my advice to the female folks, u can choose to accept or garbage it, make the choose
But as a sage once said "The realisation of reality is the beginning of wisdom ".

God bless us all as we lead good lives;
I remain Paulkillerman...

porchbaby:
was also posted there not happy about it,who wan die

Philinho:
I am serving in Adamawa n nothing is happening. though d weather n d distance is my only challenge

aumeehn:
Tell your friend to calm down! I was born and bred in Adamawa Yola, in the Whole North Eastern and western Nigeria there is no best place to live like Adamawa, no Religious sentiments beer palours and night clubs are everywhere clean babes dey, Guy just come down to Yola and thank me later, many corpers that serve in Yola don't want to leave due to the freedom and the way of life of the people of Adamawa state. But there's one Disadvantage of living in Yola, Heat as in Heat o! For night you no fit sleep for room, if you're from the south then the heat in Adamawa will make you hate yourself.

BRIGHTRIVERS:
This one tire go burst only on sighting of Owerri portharcourt road,Omuapu..


If this car enter Edo,d parts go leave d driver disappear one by one

Lol.... The road has been worked on tho

nairamaverick:
I've seen this movie, it's good but it's overhyped.

pocohantas:
Don't you guys get tired of this?
Especially when we both know lots of Nigerian guys are hustling. Some are still undergraduates, fully dependent on their parents... yet they have a girlfriend that offs pant and allows them bend her anyhow on top bed.

Let's continue deceiving ourselves

chai baby!!! This ur write up eh.. Oya confess!!

Destined2win:
I have a fly that you can pet. The fly hears commands and can do anything

frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

siie:
Hmmmm! U slide it in ba.. is it jus d tip or d whole finger @op?