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Romance › Re: Should I Bleep Her? by Tapout(m): 1:31pm On Sep 17, 2016
help the poor woman out na embarassed embarassed embarassed what are friends for angry angry angry




















just kidding..... I advise u terminate what ever business u have with her, cos believe me...if u keep going to that house, u will surely succumb to her desires one day.
Celebrities › Re: Man Poses With Giant Anaconda Snake He Killed (photos) by Tapout(m): 1:21pm On Sep 17, 2016
wow!! shocked
Agriculture › Re: See What This Pretty Nwafo Igbo Girl IS Doing! by Tapout(m): 12:55pm On Sep 17, 2016
saint7000:
One thing about Igbo women...no matter how beautiful or educated they are, They remain loyal and natural homemakers. No wonder, they are the fourth most desired women in the world.
not all pls...
Crime › Re: Guy Beaten For Stealing A Phone In Warri (graphic Photos) by Tapout(m): 12:42pm On Sep 17, 2016
Nokia touch light na like 5 to 6k now..... I no blame the guy sha
Romance › Re: Why Are Ladies This Dumb by Tapout(m): 10:51pm On Sep 06, 2016
Akanbibabatunde:
sad angry...Rihanna one of the richest celebrity and lady on earth drinks
Heineken, YOU toe nail of satan one of the brokest
girls on earth angry you want to drink cocktails the whole
night on someone's bill huh
my sister humble
yourself..... And go get a life..
lol grin grin grin grin grin grin
Events › Re: Caption This Picture Of Pastor Kumuyi And Gov. Wike by Tapout(m): 5:27am On Sep 05, 2016
hotspec:
KUMUYI: Wike. Repent and go the right way.
WIKE: No Pastor. This straight way is d best.
akant takit anymore lawd, ah just kant takit cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin www.nairaland.com/attachments/4197048_img20160515102158edit_jpeg354548f63d23ce59fa87ff5e28257d5b
Romance › Re: How I Used 'sex' To Scare Her From Visiting Due To Poor Finance by Tapout(m): 2:08pm On Aug 26, 2016
different tactics for different teams.....

The last time I tried to scare a lady away with sex, I ended up scaring myself away
Christianity Etc › Re: My Pastor Almost Rape Me In The Name Of Retreat - Honey Phoenix Evarist by Tapout(m): 9:27am On Aug 26, 2016
but y are some posters above me criticising the pastor undecided undecided he didn't kidnap her after all, so she had every right to leave the first day he touched her, but she didn't.... she jejely stayed cos she had her own plans. Which probably didn't work out, that's y she's now crying wolf
Crime › Re: PHOTO: Police Arrest Traffic Robber With Knife And Toy Gun by Tapout(m): 8:49am On Aug 23, 2016
The suspect is specialized in ladies in Lagos traffic
The guy know say women go fear anything as far as it's being pointed @ them... grin grin. but that doesn't mean so men won't urinate on themselves @ the sight of the toy gun grin grin
Phones › Re: What Is The Best Game You've Played On Phone? by Tapout(m): 6:42am On Aug 13, 2016
clash of clans
Romance › Re: Barrister Proposes To His Woman Through Chafing Dishes (photos) by Tapout(m):
joborskill:
Mumu guy undecided

Babe wey una don dey together for over 12 months should have seen signs if it's leading to marriage or not. I just dont understand these dramas anymore. After serious knacking and several outings, yeye guys be kneeling down with aluminium ring like person wey dem press him mumu button undecided The institution of marriage is not sustained by these melo-dramas but tolerance and forgiveness.


My papa no propose nor snap pre wedding pics but they are still together for over 4 decades. All this modern marriages are nothing but nolywood scripts.


After 2 years of marriage, una go dey write epistle for nairaland say my partner no sabi fuuckk, my wife no sabi cook. asking for yeye help from innocent nairalanders. That is if it doesn't end up in chasing each other out of the house with cutlass. Awon ode angry
Omo u no get chill at all grin

There's this female friend of mine that's so obsessed with proposal video clips. One day while we were discussing, she was like guys should better start learning how to propose cause she will say no to any man that comes up with a wack proposal.... I just laughed and was like "soon u will be doing the proposal, probably when u r 40 grin grin



that's how she stopped talking to me cry cry cry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Germany Vs Italy: Euro 2016 Quarter-finals (1 - 1) On 2nd July 2016 by Tapout(m): 10:54pm On Jul 02, 2016
Omo see kissing o shocked shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Germany Vs Italy: Euro 2016 Quarter-finals (1 - 1) On 2nd July 2016 by Tapout(m): 10:52pm On Jul 02, 2016
buffon tried mehn....


Btw, boateng is officially the happiest player alive @ the moment.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Germany Vs Italy: Euro 2016 Quarter-finals (1 - 1) On 2nd July 2016 by Tapout(m): 10:44pm On Jul 02, 2016
Jesus Christ!!! shocked shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Germany Vs Italy: Euro 2016 Quarter-finals (1 - 1) On 2nd July 2016 by Tapout(m): 10:43pm On Jul 02, 2016
hian!!! What is happening na grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Germany Vs Italy: Euro 2016 Quarter-finals (1 - 1) On 2nd July 2016 by Tapout(m): 10:41pm On Jul 02, 2016
Lmao @zaza dem bring am come miss pk grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Germany Vs Italy: Euro 2016 Quarter-finals (1 - 1) On 2nd July 2016 by Tapout(m): 9:25pm On Jul 02, 2016
ozil!!!!!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Germany Vs Italy: Euro 2016 Quarter-finals (1 - 1) On 2nd July 2016 by Tapout(m): 9:19pm On Jul 02, 2016
abeg wetin be d name of that defender, make I sharply sign am for my master league
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Germany Vs Italy: Euro 2016 Quarter-finals (1 - 1) On 2nd July 2016 by Tapout(m): 7:55pm On Jul 02, 2016
kai...the black top Germany players were wearing during match build up is damn fine!!!! cry cry



This is gonna be the toughest match ever in this competition cool
Romance › Re: How To Get Any Girl’s Number In 2 Minutes by Tapout(m): 2:16pm On Jul 02, 2016
all these one na if the girl give u chance..... these days, ladies be forming in a hurry sad

Health › Re: Borehole Water Smelling Like Dead Rat by Tapout(m): 1:28pm On Jul 02, 2016
shamecurls:
Pour rat poison inside the bore-hole. It should kill the rat ASAP.
grin grin
Health › Re: Borehole Water Smelling Like Dead Rat by Tapout(m): 1:25pm On Jul 02, 2016
kai I'm disappointed..... I was expecting someone to write "picture of the water smelling like dead rat or" sad sad grin
Politics › Re: Wike Begins Widows Empowerment Policy by Tapout(m):
interesting.... let's sit back and watch the population of men in Rivers state take a drastic plunge grin


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Travel › Re: 42 Countries Every Nigerian Can Visit Without A Visa by Tapout(m): 9:13pm On Jul 01, 2016
Somalia, Mali, Burkina Faso, Burundi, Cameron, Djibouti undecided Iran, Guinea Bissau, Mozambique, Senegal.......odi egwu grin

Nairaland General › Re: 17 Childhood Insults You'll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako by Tapout(m): 2:14am On Jul 01, 2016
the biggest meat for your villa na mosquito laps grin shocked shocked


The very first time I heard this was in my jss1 and I was like


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Romance › Re: What Is The Most Effective Sexual Position To Get A Woman To Reach Orgasm? by Tapout(m): 1:52am On Jul 01, 2016
AnotherSeun:
different style for different women bruh...
wah makes one woman reaches orgasm now,, mite make another read newspaper without feeling a thing...
so to be on the safer side try all sex positions,,wen u eventually get to one that matches her body structure,,her body language will tell yu the one she is enjoying most and which will surely make her reaches orgasm...

even some girls reaches orgasm just by missionary alone...
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TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Tapout(m): 1:21am On Jul 01, 2016
game of thrones gospel choir be giving me goose bumps since 2013 embarassed embarassed kiss kiss grin
Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Tapout(m): 11:29pm On Jun 30, 2016
all the way up... fat Joe & remy ma ft Montana
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 10 Signs That Witches And Wizards Followed You To A Job Interview by Tapout(m): 9:16pm On Jun 28, 2016
5. If the lady you once "chop and clean mouth" turns out to be the Human Resource Manager

Crime › Re: Kenyan Woman Arrested After She Hired Hitmen To Kill Her Husband. Photo&video by Tapout(m): 6:30am On Jun 28, 2016
u see how policemen dey reason cool Take those officers anywhere and they will boldly call the woman a suspect..... unlike some wey go wear black, dey do mass arrest anyhow, dem go dey use civilians dey do temple run angry . Na why u go see one case get like 50 suspect, 30 out of the 50 na people wey been wan form patriotic citizen, wey go pose as eye witness angry sad
Politics › Re: Blind Phd Holder Wants To Be Nigerian President,says 8 Ladies Battled For Him. by Tapout(m):
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Politics › Re: Blind Phd Holder Wants To Be Nigerian President,says 8 Ladies Battled For Him. by Tapout(m): 5:42am On Jun 28, 2016
who knows if this is the man who God suddenly made blind so that he can be absolutely blind to bad governance and corruption.
ha!! undecided that's just absurd... Btw how many God's chosen leaders in the bible where physically disabled?

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