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starpon: rubish

chess guru: My most embarrassing moment...
Hmmmm well you see I bought one chinos trouser from mile one market in ph, and two weeks letter, I was rocking it to sunday service.
The trouser was kinda tight, but I didn't really send.
On getting down from the bus, I tried crossing the road. when I got to the middle of the road, and I had to climb over the divider so as to crossover to the other side.
Oh men, as I carry one leg up to climb the divider, nahh him I hear PRAAA! Coming from d bottom part of my trouser
I J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ stood untop of the divider in the center of the road while my brain rebooted.
Finally crossed over and went behind a car for some "damage assessment"
Men it was bad!
The thing tore from front through under to the back!
To make matters worse, I wore a very bright yellow boxers But I stubborn, I J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ had 2Attend church ni, so I flew the shirt, and folded my sleeves, then entered a cab going along the way. My thinking was that I would J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ sit down from beginning till end of service.
As I sat in d front sit, placing my hands over my lap, I J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ took another peak @ my situation.
Oh men it was worse!! Plus the yellow boxers, it was like I had put a billboard with speaker shouting "loo'k at me loo'k at me".
After the cab droped everyone @ d bus stop, I J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ told d man 2 take me home, and I will pay him for the drop.
A distance that bus would have taken 200 bucks, I ended up paying 1000 for the drop

Hehehehehehe.... ...

Tolexander: oga, please, he won't do that again!
Am his brother, i will personally punish him and next you see him, you will say haba, habatically cos all the grammar wey he go post no go pass the dictionary.

Seriously dis post is capable of buying him more years ban

lynpetra: 2160?eeh eeh.Does it mean Seun's dry bones wud wake Abu's dry bones,saying with a wry voice,"I don unban you,if you like ffcuuck up again"

Lolzzz...end time banning

Brimmie: Mocheddah.. She Has Big Chest.. Not Bre.ast!!

atleast its natural

Polio: Smh.... a perfect example of joblessness

Na wah o ....how does it portray joblessness now??

dridowu: If at ds stage they cant resolve issue amicably and when they become the future Leaders of ds con3 how will they resolve issue

Danhumprey: Cultism in Sec.school?


What then is the future of this country?

stfadaanthony: If at dis age,secondary students wil engage in cultism...wot den is d future of dis country?

stfadaanthony: Finaly...justice achieved.i wonda why at dis age we kil cos of religion,let him feel d cool breez of hell on earth.(prison).eternal rest grant un2 those dat was killed during the atack.