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If you try this in Nigeria

Police will come and arrest you, flog you in front of the Chinese man, then make you sign undertaking that you will never fight a Chinese man ever again.

Nigeria is a useless country.

Northern people really lack intelligent people among them.

You are trying to starve the South to death, but you can't live without their patronage

Now you're crying.

Infact even if they change their mind. People will now know that, yes, we can live without onions.

Then demand will reduce.

The North will now be exporting onions and earning us fx

Have they offered you employment?

Lecturing is good.

You teach the same thing for 35 years. Infact you teach it so often you memorise everything word for word.

Then you.have younglings who will trade their genitals for a good grade.

Strike. A chance to sit at home and do nothing.

PES 2017

Fedrick100:
Blue ivy I’m coming for you,wait make i make money first by then you don reach 19-20yrs old

You did your 38 years birthday last week


Look at the nonsense you are typing?

Culture Fit just disqualified people children.

Abvinvev no try

Seun


You are a bad man. So you banned the use of the word Crowwwwwwe


You no want any herdsman to use him reggae spoil your blues

Crowwe

Even Crowwe abi Okrowwe app

That app will mine your phone for info, then send it via WhatsApp to Boko Haram.

Please do not download any app apart from @twitter.

Very sectional poem

Wasteland and brown roof republicans like sectionalizing thing's.

Womanizer:
Dem dey look face before dem begin slap person anyhow

Guy

Rest abeg.

Even the shock say person nab you gan

You go dey find way make the matter end.


All this your gra gra no go even remember shoe face.

Them go plank konji commot from your blood.

Yusfunoble:
Congratulations man.

People with 2.2 and below will storm the thread now to make you feel less.

All these 3.51 people like you are just restless idiots


It's only divine intervention 2.1 people that can talk down on anyone based solely on class of degree.

After 10 years writing GMAT and Workforcr exams you will start selling motivational books like iLegend.

Nigerians love sex

If you see what happens in the Hotel sector every weekend.

I don't understand why a people will like something but still pretend they don't.

99.9999% of women in Lagos are whores

Very mannerless idiot.

What would it have caused him to buy Vasline by Nivea

Find some nice slots Iike Nina stax or Katana Kombat and reduce some akamu.

Konji is not a crime.

J Sarham is to proceed on terminal leave from 1/6/21.

The emergence of F. Yahaya as COAS touch am too.

The full list is on PT. Some good Generals like Azinta and Ayamafesowei and C.C Okonkwo.

Sad to see them retire.

Thats just nonsense.

We have also increased pin-point assasinations.

Because using NIN details we can accurately locate Christians and Christian Political leaders, trail them using celll tower triangulation - send our DSS team to their precise location and shoot them dead like sheeps in a slaughter.

We are doing our best to get even more data, by requesting for your IMEI.

So, southern Christians, do well to furnish us with that information.

Yours' in Jihad
Isa Panta-haram Panta-anini Patanmi

Is it that the Yobe state Fulani males are imbeciles?

Why should they score 2 marks (attendance to the exam is 10 marks)



Nigeria is a Fulani dump site for all the illiterates from the sahel to come in and become Generals, like the fufu brain we have as President.

Nigerian women are useless.


Know this, and know peace.


It is better to use money and buy one warehouse of indomie than to marry a Nigerian woman.

Chai!


Fulani have destroyed Nigeria, pata-pata.

Your name is Paul

But her name is always Ifeanyi.

Why?

So everyone will know you own an Igbo wife.

Low self esteem pastor.

Carry your gorimapa fork out of here jore.

After committing adultery with another man's legally married wife, this is the kind of nonsense a man's brain creates.

Freeze ko, sub zero ni

Whatever action the FG takes will precipitate a much more brutal response from its bandits operating in the SE and SS states.


The FG has really shot itself on the foot.

Benue Youths Should give NYCN 2 hours ultimatum to give them killers of the innocent men and women last week.


SOUTHERN YOUTH COUNCIL NIGERIA then must issue the Northen Governor's Forum 1 hour ultimatum to provide the killers of Southern Citizens in all the Northern states since 1960.

LegendHero:
3 million of your ancestors won’t agree to that bolded!

You guys amaze me. Shey your ancestors signed any agreement with the Yorubas to fight as one to warrant all this hate and tears over the civil war?

—You killed our premier!
—Truncated a system in which we blossomed as a region!
—You bombed Lagos!
—You invaded Ore!
—Ojukwu wrote a provocative letter to the West telling us to subject ourselves under his protection. Such audacity!
—Even after the war, we gave you back your properties.

But in all the above, you want us to fold our arms and not act in an existentialist issue and even tho we returned your assets when even your brothers in Rivers denied you same, you still accuse us Yorubas as the enemy.

1). You killed your Premier
2). You starved women and children to death
3). You went to Asaba and killed all the males
4). The FG bombed Lagos to warn sympathy from the SW
5). Your officers and men led the campaign in the Midwest that cleared villages who were not even Biafra aligned.
6). You did not recover any property. The omoile menace is traced to the mass rush for Igbo properties after the war. Yorubas would sell back people's own homes to them when they returned.

Those who were not able to buy them back were kicked out. Even in the courts fake title document were accepted by the FG legal system awarding Igbo homes to Yorubas.

You and your likes are evil despicable bigots. Just like Awolowo, you'll never know peace.

jimi4us:
Fulani federal government doesn't want me to celebrate the sacrifice my grandfather had just to keep us alive today.

We will never forgive.


We will never forget.

Nigeria women guard their tow tow against broke guys and ugly men.


But will trade it freely for:-


Indomie and egg
20 marks in quiz
B grade In exam
Clearance from University
Redeployment in camp

OP you even have luck that you're alive.


If you had slept in Benue state, even if you had first class, them for done waste you.

In all things thank God.