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Foreign Affairs / Re: Kenyan Senator, Nyamu Karen, Kicked Out Of The Chambers For Indecent Dressing by Tarzsl: 10:47pm On Feb 14, 2023
Wetin concern us with Senator Olosho now

Meanwhile Seun you're a very ztupid useless bastard. After spending precious minutes of my time typing a post you have to use spambot to delete it and ban me and this isn't the first time. You're very stupid, antagonizing your own fúcking progress. Fool.

You will never, can never have it as good as this in your entire life again you prick. Watch it al go down the drain dummy.
Politics / Re: I Have Served Well, Disappointed No One – Buhari by Tarzsl: 3:00am On Jan 24, 2023
Be wise brothers and sisters
Politics / Re: Lagos NLC Endorses Tinubu And Sanwo-Olu by Tarzsl: 11:06pm On Jan 12, 2023
BlueDuck:
Two Boss Thieves

More grease!

Too bad Boohairy happens to lack the balls to haul those two zombies in and shut down their narcotics enterprise

I love Nigeria's greatest president (OBJ) for that reason, even if you be governor of ten states put together, Obasanjo would strip you naked and punish you
Politics / Re: Bishop Predicts Tinubu Presidency, Says Nigerians Abroad Will Return by Tarzsl: 7:45am On Jan 08, 2023
Politics / Re: Phrank Shaibu: PDP Confident Of Atiku’s Chances In 2023 by Tarzsl: 2:46am On Jan 01, 2023
Tell them again nígga

No sane northern moslem will vote for an incontinent coke-sniffing kaferi to lead them. The constant stream of piss, on its own, is enough to spoil prayer. Not to talk of numerous other unsavoury and downright evil predilections like kleptomania on a gargantuan scale, murder, and life-long addiction to hard drugs
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Osinbajo Dripping That Got People Talking by Tarzsl: 11:16pm On Dec 14, 2022
Jakumo:
VP Osinbajo has the stance of an athlete. Fit, toned, and broad-shouldered to fit Saville Row's finest tailored business suits.

Unlike the stereotypical pot-bellied Nigerian politician of old, decked out in what appears to foreigners as drapery, VP Osinbajo cuts a suave, debonair, cultivated air nurtured in the hallowed halls of academia then brought to fruition in the corridors of federal power in his fatherland Nigeria.

I recall a couple of years ago seeing the lithe figure of VP Osinbajo leaping to safety like a gravity-defiant superhero the instant the deadly thrashing main rotor blades of his crashed helicopter came to rest in a cloud of dust. Spiderman would approve of the way Osinbajo landed lightly on his feet UNSCATHED beside the demolished aircraft to leave the death zone unperturbed. At that moment it became apparent I was witnessing the youthful athleticism of a fearless intellectual giant and a born leader of men for whom the Grand Symphony Conductor still has many major assignments to accomplish.

Mark my words, Pellow Kwantirimans, we have not heard the last of Nigeria's Dapper Don VP Osinbajo. The best is yet to come.

Osinbandit the Dapper Don, the Teflon Dwarfcheesy

Dude is better than one million gworo-chewing Cow-humping Skeletons
Food / Re: See the Catfish Peppersoup I Got For #1800 This Evening. by Tarzsl: 7:32am On Dec 08, 2022
shosky1794:


Poverty has so ravaged your life that you can't even afford to buy a plate of peppersoup for 1500. Nobody can help you on this one.

The usual line from Buhari's anal-rimmers

Dude am doing way better that you in life, obviously that's why I don't need to spend my time defending failures nd demented old politicians online. Your life is a sham and you know it you e-tout
Politics / Re: Senate Threatens 100 MDAs With Zero Allocation In 2023 Budget by Tarzsl: 7:27am On Dec 08, 2022
They refused to go there and bribe him so that he can afford anotther G-wag for his frumpy wife

#Thiefman #Barawo #Onyeoshi #Olosha #Armedrobber #Con-artist
Food / Re: See the Catfish Peppersoup I Got For #1800 This Evening. by Tarzsl: 8:59pm On Dec 06, 2022
shosky1794:


Even when you can clearly see pure cheating here, you still blame it on APC. A plate of catfish peppersoup is 2K(full fish). I still bought one for 1500 last week and it was a big fish. You people should learn how to call out cheats and not blame everything on the government

Oloriburuku ni e

May your life scatter just as much as APC has scattered Nigeria. May you spend eight years going backwards a distance of thirty years like Buhari did to Nigeria

Very useless wild animal
Religion / Re: Enenche’s Daughter, Deborah & Sam Release Pre-Wedding Photos by Tarzsl: 12:27am On Dec 05, 2022
Religion / Re: Enenche’s Daughter, Deborah & Sam Release Pre-Wedding Photos by Tarzsl: 12:21am On Dec 05, 2022
Sheeple money been put to better use by their Shepherds

Travel / Re: Private Jet Owners Sue Govt Over N30bn Tax by Tarzsl: 10:53pm On Nov 30, 2022
NOETHNICITY:
You are definitely lost bro. Don’t worry I understand your frustration.
I can assure you that 2023 will be good for you whether you like it or not.

It will be good for me because I'm your overlord.

Definitely it won't be good for you. so Just hurry up and die so that you can do this all over again.
Travel / Re: Private Jet Owners Sue Govt Over N30bn Tax by Tarzsl: 10:45pm On Nov 30, 2022
NOETHNICITY:
Hooo, you seek a Nigeria where you don’t pay tax and everything handed to you on a platter. You bunch are so lazy

No, fool, I seek a Nigeria where no drug-addicted godfather would steal the tax and use it to play business mogul,

But a pea-brained retārd like you cannot even begin to conceive of such a reality. So live out your incarnation and come back as a slave again, maybe you'll be lucky to still meet someone like me who is willing to educate/liberate you in your next time around, you zombi-astral
Politics / Re: Clement Agba: State Governors Are Responsible For Rising Poverty in Nigeria by Tarzsl: 10:42pm On Nov 30, 2022
Buhari's ministers will say/do anything to make him feel good, lick the Devil's balls even

Such sad mothérfuckèrs
Travel / Re: Private Jet Owners Sue Govt Over N30bn Tax by Tarzsl: 8:45am On Nov 30, 2022
All this will be child's play if Nigerians allow Tinubu crawl inside Aso Rock on those two palsied tentacles he calls legs.

Somebody whose entire administrative career motto is tax-to-steal, himself and his pot-bellied acolytes like Fowler will tax Nigerians to death, while using the money to snort cocaine and fúck young höes
Romance / Re: Increasing Lamentations Of Guys by Tarzsl: 11:19pm On Nov 27, 2022
dontrulee:


Cele girls ehn, very sweet girls especially the endowed ones. grin grin

Well, there are dynamics to the game. I have experience with more than twenty of them. And majority of them have very high sexual libido!

how you dey run am wey dem no dey fit tie you
Romance / Re: Increasing Lamentations Of Guys by Tarzsl: 11:07pm On Nov 27, 2022
DMerciful:
Lately, there has been an increasing number of threads dedicated to lamentations by guys with regards to their relationships with ladies whom they are dating, friending, marrying etc.

This trend is becoming worrying because it is clear we are having an increasing number of effeminate men! Men are supposed to be tough, they are meant to suck up tough situations and move on, they ought to know when to call it quit and stop taking nonsense however they come here to ask silly questions of what to do when in unhealthy relationships.

Where are these sissy men coming from?
Inspite of all the miseducations by Ubunja and co!

Niggá let me tell you for free, if you make mistake fvck cele girl and she lock your destiny, ehn, you lamentation go pass jeremiah own
Politics / Re: Stella Okotete: Segun Adebayo Criticises Buhari For Failure To Indict NEXIM Boss by Tarzsl: 10:51pm On Nov 27, 2022
Tinubu will be Buhari Pro-Max

Under him, Oluomo and co will strut into private homes in broad-daylight and perpetrate homicides, with zero consequences.

All of us go dey here see the Jagabandit next year in the extremely unlikely event he wins
Celebrities / Re: Sammie Okposo's Family Confirms Death by Tarzsl: 11:49pm On Nov 25, 2022
Sendero:


Sammy Oloko Eshin!

This guy show Nigerian babes pepper for their tohtoh! And the badt guy no dey use condom lailai!

To hell with scuba geargrin dude was a certified skin-diver
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tarzsl: 6:28pm On Nov 24, 2022
michaelpenz:
If you have 1 million naira cash now, then this idea is for you.

Two of the major setbacks Nigerian business people have are;

1. The person who has ideas, have no money to bring the idea to life, and grow the money.

2. The person who has money, have no idea how to grow the money, and is afraid of the next person who have the idea because, the one who have the idea may run away with his money.

I encountered the second challenge a lot because I have lots of ideas, but no initial money to start up. My money is tied in several places, and I rarely have physical cash to the tune of money I need for some businesses.

But, I have decided a new way to work with the person who has the money... so, if you have 1 Million naira, I will work closely with you.

I would have said, leave me with your money, but since we have not known ourselves, I will propose we start like this:

First. You have to live in Abuja, because that is where I stay...

I will come over to your apartment, or any place you are comfortable with, and also stay at any place of your choice during the course of the business.

If you have a car, it will be good, if you don't, I will drive down your location with my own car.

The car will be used to be going to bank and returning with the money we will make while we are together.

It is important to stay with me so, you could be seeing where your money is going to. And be sure that I am not running away with your money.

I will also be in your place with my car, until the business is completed. Usually, I work more from home, so I can be doing the business and doing my other businesses.

But I will be staying with you for assurance purposes.

The business will take from now, until January 31st. If the window did not close, and you behave well, I will continue the business with you.

But if the window closes by then, as I am thinking it might, you take your capital and profit, and we separate.

Your part is to put in 1 Million naira.

My part is to do the work with the money from your location.

Your earning will be 200, 000 naira weekly until the end of 31st January. Do the maths.

The business is 100% legit, and you have zero risk of losing your penny.

At the end of the business, we split the capital 50/50.

That is where my own earning comes in.

I know this sounds too good to be true, but it is true and the window is open for now.

Remember, I can only be in one place at a time, and since the guarantee of your money in the business requires my presence, only one person can do the business with me.

So, make up your mind on time and we can deal. Before some one else takes the opportunity.

You have nothing else to contribute except that money you could have kept lying idle somewhere.

I do all the work, you do the earning. By January, your 1M have turned 2,100,000 or more.

This has zero risk, and I am there with you.

Giving kidnapper vibes
Politics / Re: Keyamo: South South Governors Are Silent Since Wike's Revelation by Tarzsl: 7:31am On Nov 23, 2022
Sannisege:
An imbecilee for speaking the truth with evidence?

Was it a hidden transaction? The fact you guys don't have the brains to demand accountability from your leaders (since you'd rather feed on the crumbs from their table) does not make an idiot like Keyamo a superstar. It's simply the reason you people can never know progress, since you're too lazy to use your senses.

Tueh! *spits on you lot*
Politics / Re: Keyamo: South South Governors Are Silent Since Wike's Revelation by Tarzsl: 7:28am On Nov 23, 2022
assholemods:

Common sense is far from most of you! You are not calling the governors imbeciles for not accounting for the money but Keyamo. Una go just open mouth waaaaaaaa.

Common sense is far from your family circle, slave

Shango kill you, kill your shameless master Keyamo join!
Politics / Re: Keyamo: South South Governors Are Silent Since Wike's Revelation by Tarzsl: 7:23am On Nov 22, 2022
Keymo is an ímbecile

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Politics / Re: TVC Poll Tags Peter Obi As "Pastor" by Tarzsl: 11:19pm On Nov 21, 2022
Aubreville:
Tinubu is so completely devoid of either principles or honour, it's scary shocked

I must agree with you bro, the mere thought of.a dilapidated, rancid beast like Tinubu at the helm of Nigeria's affairs, should scare the hell out of any right-thinking human being.
Politics / Re: We Are Not Fools; Why Didn’t You Challenge Buhari These Years? – Wike To Atiku by Tarzsl: 5:37pm On Nov 21, 2022
Successkay12:

Mumu must u quote another person wishes?

Na your Papa mumu, you this useless emilokan slave
Crime / Re: Theranos: Elizabeth Holmes Sentenced To More Than 11 Years In Prison by Tarzsl: 7:42am On Nov 19, 2022

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Politics / Re: Igbo Business Men Gave Tinubu 1 Billion Naira? When Will Yoruba Business Men Giv by Tarzsl: 5:23am On Nov 19, 2022
LordLugard1:
As Igbo business men gave Tinubu N1 Billion. What has YORUBA Business men given to OBI?

Ihedioha obviously gave him 1 billion out of Imo state coffers.

Be using your brain sometimes, no matter how small it is...it might actually grow.bigger tongue
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Accused Of Dumping Pregnant Wife For Their Wedding Event Planner by Tarzsl: 2:15am On Nov 19, 2022
Marriage is like war in Nigeria...each party sets out to conquer and completely subjugate the other one through whatever means at their disposal

The men use their fists and their money (if they've got money) the ladies use juju, money too (if they are richer than the guy) and various emotional and psychological manipulations. It's just tragic.
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Shows Off In A Two-Piece Swimsuit (Pictures) by Tarzsl: 11:11pm On Nov 17, 2022
Olatara:
you guysshould understand that, it is not only politicians that are sleeping with these girls. MDs, CEOs, Musician, even your nice boss at work.


Don't have a boss

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