Where in Lagos cos am also willing to meet u

#winchPeople got me cracking

chiefololade:
Sic, is, piss Nigeria

Nigeria: in, Niger, anger

ANDROID

texanomaly:


Smell real realm

Muzzled

muzzled : muzzle, led, mud



PHYSICS

texanomaly:

Smell real realm
Muzzled

muzzled - muzzle, led, mud PHYSICS

All is well my sister

sandrel:
14yr old boy in US is a 3yr old boy in Nigeria!

Stay close to them you go beat them tire because their Mumu no be here!

lwkmd dis ur comment just made my day I swear #1,000, 000Likes for u

Dat is if music as nt left her sha.

.

Abeg u edit am ni jare..........

For him mind abi....

Lolz... Dis ur pigin na die oooo.

All is well

just in case.........

lwkmd.....Maybe dey removes the #50 credit wey u borrow join d call. #JustSaying

lwkmd.....Maybe dey removes the #50 credit wey u borrow join d call. #JustSaying
EmptyHen charging crazy bills since 1930

VALENTINE (FEB 14th) IS AROUND THE
CORNER!!! TIME TO BREAK UP LOL!!!...
Guys Are Like:
CASE.1*
U saw me sweeping my room n u never care 2
collect the broom andfinish d sweeping, *Its over!

*CASE.2*
U don't bend properly wen u sweep, U wil have
Pride issues, & i can'tmarry a proud woman, *its
over

*CASE.3*
Did u just call me honey? You are trying to say my
mum is a Bee? We'redone! *its over

*CASE.4*
My mum checked my future, you are not in it. *its
over

*CASE.5*
Baby my mum says dat there are a lot of witches
in ur village (eg. EDO ) so we can't go out
anymore! *its over

*CASE.6*
Why would u tell me to watch Keeping up wit the
Kardashians Reality show wen champions league
match is on now?! U want to mock me abi? *Its
over

*CASE.7*
U smiled at d guy in the car while we were
trekking. *its over

*CASE.8*
U don't use ma picture as ur profile picture, *its
over!

*CASE.9*
After a while I missed u, U hug me instead of
kissing me *it's over

*CASE.10*
Anytime u enter my house network will disappear
*it's over and over!

*CASE.11*
I gave you six eggs, boil 3 and fry 3, you boiled
the wrong 3 and fried the wrong 3,U even cook d
eggs instead of boil, *it's over!
*Aaahhhhhh!!! # BABIE Its Over..

ADD YOURS

Five feats achieved in 2014 by Real Madrid and Portugal
forward Cristiano Ronaldo who on Monday won the Ballon
d’Or world player of the year for the third time:
+ Champions League goals record
Ronaldo led Real Madrid to their
10th European crown — La
Decima — in sensational style by
smashing Lionel Messi’s record of
15 Champions League goals in a
single season with 17 in just 11
appearances.

+ King of the hat-trick
After the conquest of La Decima,
there has been no letting up from
the 29-year-old Ronald this season
as he has already bagged four hat-
tricks in La Liga.
His latest treble against Celta Vigo
in December was a record-
breaking 23rd in the Spanish top flight to take him clear of
Real legend Alfredo di Stefano and Telmo Zarra, who both
managed 22.

+ Portugal’s all-time leading scorer
Ronaldo unseated Pauleta to become Portugal’s all-time
leading marksman with 52 international goals.
He also became the first Portuguese player to score in three
World Cup finals, but his solitary strike against Ghana was
not enough to prevent the 2006 semi-finalists bowing out at
the group stage.

+ Unstoppable at the Bernabeu
Ronaldo was impossible for opposition defence to tie down
at Real Madrid in 2014. He scored in every La Liga game in
which he played at the Santiago Bernabeu, striking 23 times
in just 14 games.

+ Fastest start to a season yet
Despite the presence of Messi and a niggling knee injury
which forced him to miss a league game early in the season,
Ronaldo has almost certainly wrapped up a third Pichichi
award for La Liga’s top goalscorer in 2014-15.
The former Manchester United man has smashed in 26 goals
in just 16 games to also become the first man to in Spanish
history to score more than 25 times in six La Liga seasons.
List of award winners at 2014 Ballon d’Or ceremony held in
Zurich on Monday:
Ballon d’Or: Cristiano Ronaldo (POR/Real Madrid)
Woman player of the year: Nadine Kessler (GER/Wolfsburg)
Men’s team coach of the year: Joachim Loew (GER/
Allemagne)
Women’s team coach of the year: Ralf Kellermann (GER/
Wolfsburg)
Puskas prize for best goal: James Rodriguez (COL/Real
Madrid)
Fairplay: Brazil 2014 World Cup volunteers
Presidents prize: Hiroshi Kagawa (JPN), oldest journalist (89)
at 2014 World Cup finals which was the 10th one he had
covered.

Team of the year:
Manuel Neuer (GER/Bayern Munich); Sergio Ramos (ESP/
Real Madrid), Thiago Silva (BRA/Paris SG), David Luiz (BRA/
Paris SG), Philipp Lahm (GER/Bayern Munich); Andrés Iniesta
(ESP/Barcelona), Toni Kroos (GER/Real Madrid), Ángel Di
Maria (ARG/Manchester United); Arjen Robben (NED/Bayern
Munich), Lionel Messi (ARG/Barcelona), Cristiano Ronaldo
(POR/Real Madrid)

www.vanguardngr.com/2015/01/five-facts-cristiano-ronaldos-brilliant-2014/

hurricaneChris:
Lol. Someone said Architecture is underrated! Hahaha

The most beautiful girls on campus rate them highest. Even lecturers from other departments rate them very high.

We can talk about toughness. Yes. Very tough. Then in sch, my girl whose dad is also an Architect pitied me a lot.

We slept, ate, worked, danced even cooked in the archi studio. That's the fun of being an archi student anyway.

Young architects are not super rich, but they don't beg for jobs or go jobless like their colleagues in other fields.


Thank God I made it!!!
Am actually reserving my T-squre, drawing board and Set square for my first son.

Seconded.......#TeamAchitecture.

Na wen gbege Happen, person wey get Big Head go know say na load him carry..........lolz

TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN
EXAM HALL
1. FRST TO FINISH
I have come across some of
them who have been
maintaining this first tofinish
reputation. Even when an exam
seems terribly difficult, they
would still be the first tosubmit
as if an extra mark is awarded.
( If they areIgbo and they take
Yoruba Language exam, they
would still maintain their
reputation by submitting first ).
I don't know if it is a general
estimation in which such
students are regarded as being
brilliant
2. THE CONFUSED ONES
When invigilators say '' 5Mins To
Go" you see
discomfort and confusion
printed on their faces as if they
just lost a relative
3. PEN BORROWERS
The ones who ask, “ chairman
abeg you get extra pen?”
Coming to an exam without a
pen when exam don almost
start? Haaaa na wa oooo
4. EXTRA SHEET BOOKERS
These students ask formore
answer booklets while you are
still battling with number one,
you see them signal to the
invigilators requesting for extra
sheets, isn't this challenging ?
How on earth would they have
genuinely finished one paper
after 15 minutes. All other
explanations are physically
impossible.
5. THE ACCLAIMED HIGH SELF
ESTEEM
The ones who don't know 1 out
of 5 questions but don't want
to ask because they don't want
to feel beneath you, you see
them looking at the ceiling as if
they want to remember
something but forwhere ?, they
have nothing to remember jhor
6. THE SPELLERS
The ones who ask fora
definition, while dictating to
them, they ask you to take a
pause and spell a particular
word for them. '' Chairman abeg
help me spell am''. Ooooh
common this isn't a primary
school
7. TOILET USERS
These students don't urinate
more than twice a day but
during an exam their bladders
quickly get full. They take an
excuse to the toilet by intervals.
I wonder wetin them dey go do
dia
8. THE HISSERS
These are student who start
hissing or making
awkward sound when
invigilators say “No form of
contact allowed” they would
start looking as if their world
has come crashing down
9. THE ONES WHO CREATE
ILLUSION BY
HOLDING THEIR PENS FIRMLY AS IF
THEY ARE
WRITING SOMETHING
These students create illusion by
posing as if they are writing
something but forwhere ?.
They sit confidently and hold
their pens firmly as if they want
to write the whole world, they
keep writing like a well prepared
student, only to glance at their
booklet and see they were only
able to write a sentence.. Haha
since morning ?
10. MASQUERADE CARRIERS
These are people who will
succeed in using their expo even
if battalion of soldiers are
deployed to invigilate Lastly the
one that keep on writing word
to word of fellow student
What type have u met so far?

Admist the struggle of the Universal Studios team behind 'Fast & Furious 7′ are trying to figure how to finish the movie's production following Paul Walker's tragic death on Nov. 3, a rumor that speculate Justin Bieber would replace Paul as Brian O' Connor in the currently shut down film sent shock waves across the 'Fast' fandom worldwide.

Paul Walker's tragic death on Nov. 30 put Fast & Furious 7 production
at a standstill. At this point, no one is really sure where the
franchise is going — fans have submitted their own ideas, but the
studio itself has remained mum about their plans for Paul's character,
Brian O'Connor. But on Dec. 11, a rumor surfaced that has the Fast
community spinning its wheels — the Internet is convinced that none
other than Justin Bieber will take Paul's place!

This news follows speculations that Ludacris, unofficial big brother
to he Beibs has promised Justin a role in the summer flick.

SOURCE http://tascocentworld..com/2013/12/justin-beiber-to-replace-paul-walker-as.html