₦airaland Forum

zeefa: U beta hug transformer instead of ur Oga Madam.... Cos I de sure say dat one go help u pass

thanks jare no mind me I cant just hold myself...and by d way must u quote me....abeg ur mouth odour don chase everybody comot.....idiot. Jadanu jare.

look @ him here wen he has no shoes...................

KINGwax: Let's forget d face, let's talk dignity!!!
Fucck beauty!!

seconded...................wagba yi jare

Shollypopz: *In gaius's voice* [size=13pt]Her speech will forever live on the minds of men[/size]

"People hatside nigeria... they feel nigeria is not well presentable. like when they are coming to nigerhia.. during the hairport if they are in the hairport.die.. du wu be hafraid because of the criminals and yahoo yahoo guys.. in d sand..because we nigerians majonity of us do demons.. outside the country, i've like after the country, they feel every bad things is with us...we have school call the efcc, like this he-fcc now. No. efcc they are under yahoo..they do pick yahoo guys..but they don't have the things that they would use.Cos yahoo guys mich most of them they use jass and other things.pure...

...outside the country.. outside nigeria, they feel we are the most dimo people, like jass, different things. every bad things, am, lets think of it. Most bad things we do them, like yahoo, like criminals. We know they have them outside the country but most of them are in nigeria. They feel nigeria not safety enough. So we have to use, we have to, as in, we are, we are bold enough to take care of our nig, our country. Definitely, a as i chec the students, if the, if the government gud give them a good education, and give them a good things they want.. they will definietly fal, they will definitely give arr, they will definitely do what they want to do. Like this aspect of efcc, e a must of the yahoo guys........."

abeg laff wan kill me for here oooooooooooooooooooo. stop b4 i hug my boss wife o

Small world.................aye Bintin.

u must b mad........madn't u...........

oluwadare26: If this one make Front page pere, i promise never to enter the Celebrity segment of Nairaland again....

seconded..............wa gbayi jare............cos there is more to dat girl and all dis moderator

kane45: I need someone to translate this..."I want to draw a mad man" in yoruba.

y dont u help me whith dis too...................dis okro no draw.

Awon olote dar. Egba mi ke

Oyinbo people with useles Record........i no blame dem cos in 9ja we use to beat d smile out of our baby. Naija pikin dey alwayz frawn face face cos of where is coming.

hurricaneChris: Tascocent, u knw hw we been dey do ⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥A̶̲̥̅♏ bak in days na

Studio tinz

abi now.....i just fill dat ur write up. Amanachy till I die.

Strong man is talking.........

hurricaneChris: Hav u carried out the d necessary site investigations? Would av helped if we were talkin abt lagos, can't really say much abt PH. But then consider these references when designin because d contribute to environmental condition of every city.

1. The impact of existing structures
2. The topography of d said site/area
3. Is there existin drainage ntwk? Hw was it linked?
4. The level of water table.
5. The presence of river/canal/stream etc
6. The environmental law that governs d area.

Goodluck in ur project

Rubbish..........na because d moni dey ni, if nt wetin she go du

Na wa oooooo if nt mercy johnson, it will b tonto dike. Abeg NL don dey tire me self..........and am very sure it will make front page. Anyway which position I carry?.

Se dem tie d husband hand ni..................if any girl try am wit me, well sha I neva see girl wey fit beat me ooo. Oshi

Am very sure d beating was nt enof, because u cant receive d beating if ur life and still take pics of urself in cold blood.............abegi next page.

Na 2day......it av tey

BB...............i mean Bread and Beans ha na 8th I carry sha.

du u know what it takes to swallow saliva for 2day.......ayan ma.

achina boy: if got time like them,i gonna kiss till eternity

y didny u apply them, so dat u can show d world ur skills.

Thai couple Ekkachai (R) and Laksana Tiranarat (L) kiss in a competition for the “World’s Longest Continuous Kiss” during Valentine’s Day in Pattaya resort on February 14, 2013. Ekkachai and Laksana make the new World’s Longest Continuous Kiss at 58 hours 35 minutes 58 seconds. AFP PHOTO

There pics.........

The romance of the clinch may have been marred by competition rules requiring contestants to remain on their feet throughout, slurp food and liquids through a straw and even go to the toilet while continuing to press their lips together.
“They were very exhausted because they did not sleep for two-and-a-half days, they had to stand all the time so they were very weak,” Sompron Naksuetrong, vice president of event organiser Ripley’s Believe It or Not!, told AFP.
The “kissathon” ended shortly beforeY midnight on Valentine’s Day, with the male couple who won last year unable to maintain their smooch, collapsing just two minutes before Ekkachai and Laksana.
The pair won 100,000 baht ($3,300) cash and two diamond rings.
Organisers said they did not plan to hold another competition next year after three straight years of bettering the record in Thailand and will wait for a challenge in another country.