The Nigeria enemy that is set to Kill you will never settle for coma

D. D. K Olukoya

My nicca

Culin:
Since I live in Nigeria, I won't report this to the police They don't have 'one single' sense at all, they'll just send me straight to prison without carrying out an investigation or an autopsy report. I think I've watched enough episodes of 'The blacklist' and IDx to be able to dispose a body properly and clean the scene without being caught. Talk is cheap sha, I pray I never get into such a situation.

THE Guy Above me, which network u dey use.........CHISOSSS. i must hit the Gym

07033751359 please add me

I swear i didn't know it was wrong o. The guy looks like someone that just came back from sambisa forest. Nt friendly at all.

xreal:


Are you serious?

That is cruel mehn.

E pain me pass u.. Murphy na cracker

jonsnow92:
Larry Izamoje don put sand sand for our garri by sacking Murphy and The A team jare

Popular side with Murphy ojemba..... BRILLA FM 88.9 5pm-10pm.

Approaching military check point shuld be number one.... Yesterday I do forget. Got to the check point, what I heard is give me that phone. He collected my phone put in under my car tyre and ask me to go... What I heard was pOooo. Na my phone scatter, I no fit cry.

xreal:
Actually, the listed are minor cases.

The below are the bomb.

1) While approaching military check points.
2) When those trigger happy police ask you for bribe.
3) When armed robbers visit you.

routik:
this has been a serious problem and challenge to me in using my phone at home to make calls, receive calls and even browsing. it sucks! please is there any device i can mount on the roof or something to boost the strength of MTN network in my room, cause i have to come out to the compound before i can do anything.
i have mailed MTN customer care concerning this but they don't have any solution for me based on their reply.

sir,,, how did u eventually solve the issue .. because am experiencing such in my room now... Out side my room ders network but coming into my room na die... No even 1 bar... Its frustrating and annoying

Yabatech producing talent since 1903.....#Yabatech the Great.

The guy even paid #Cash........ Na wa oo

Class captain!!!!!! Dis one na small indomie size update oo. Abeg give us hungry man size updates.... Like 3 episodes back to back. #Refreshing

It wount be complete without GALA AND LACASERA....... Those two combo saving lives since 1903

Boss I see you too
Name:Tonibor
Course: Architecture
Course:
Yabatech
Also in lagos

AmorSincero:
Chris,
Architecture,
yabatech.
currently lives in lagos.

Lekki to surulere no be beans ooo. #Yimu

Awin....

adewumiopeyemi:
3. You, when you finally get a good seat for your friends

Kiki...... #InJenivasVoice

Wfm 97.1 in lagos...... @Op u didn't add that. Female voice

malikombi:
I concur, OP I said I concur. especially with the description Patience Ozokwo, Nkem Owoh and Chiwetalu Agu. All them all..100% correct

#Gbam... Dat man called chiwetalu Agu... Can collect land, brothers wife and kill for anything. Plz like if u can relate

Okada man drop me ooo. because Front page sure for dis thread.

I Remember we call it vanVan.. Den......and how we fight each other using it #GoodOldDayz

gloria34:
Lol, can relate 2 number 6. i easily cry in primary sch so i just kept my distance and enjoyed d show

number 1 use to be a killer point back den...... U mess app fly gate. Lolz

Saw this online and I want u to join me.....

Those childhood insults dat used to pain sm1:


1. “You mess, akpu fly gate.”

It makes no sense, but it still used to pain.

2. “You mess, all the fishes in the water say ‘are we safe?’”

The ajepako was strong with this one.

3. “You mess, harmattan catch eba.”

HOW, ABEG?

4. “You mess, 5 akara form voltron.”

Hian!

5. “You mess, Babangida repeat primary 1.”

Why did we drag Babangida into it?

6. “2 kuli kuli attack your village, nobody escape.”

The kuli kuli must have been a badass.

7. “The finest girl for your village, na monkey dey toast am.”

Why did this even pain us?

8. “The strongest man for your village, na hot eba kill am.”

This still makes no sense.

9. “The tallest man for your village dey use ladder climb maggi.”

Why is he even climbing maggi?

10. “The richest man for your village dey use shovel drink garri.”

Wetin concern me?

11. “Your scatter scatter teeth like James Bond bullet.”

Kai! This one used to pain.

12. “You shit here, shit here, shit here, dey find the LCM.”

This one was just extra razz.

13. “You bombastic element.”

Still don’t know what this means, but it used to pain.

14. “American dusting powder.”

Every primary school girl’s favourite insult.

15. “Born by mistake.”

Ouch!

16. “Water and garri make eba on your wedding day.”

The most annoying answer to “what?”

17. “Tear tear, patch patch, omo baba shoemaker.”

When you hear this song, you know there is hole somewhere.

18. If I slap you, you will see yourself in America...

I can't stop laffing.......

Good one.... May Allah reward u guyz

Still can't believe it..... Awon werey po layie yi Sha. #Iranu

Some people Wickedness dey 4G...haba ni tori olohun

Lolz..... This one na snake in d monkey shadow.... #ShoutingSnake