Giroud, Podolsky & Walcot to inflict real pain to the red pretenders tonight @ the Emirates.

slimyem: Agbalagba to n'se langbalangba..
...alainitiju ara galatia...
Shiooooor!

Dis one na language or incantations?

^^^^Tru Dat

How are you sure he is not using the same sweet words he used on his ex to get her pregnant?

miss-sweety86:
Well...give her a nice necklace

Gold or Diamond?

No No, Tufiakwa!

wonlasewonimi:
Can't you people see the alligator's mouth has been clenched? Oyinbo sabi health and safety pass all of una.

Wetin dem take clench am? And for those who say na rubber, let dem explain cos de thing look quite real to me oO.

gboss4sure:

Who go chop bone when flesh dey. Nawa ooo.

Oboi, you never chop better bone be dat, some bone dey draw taste wey flesh no fit even carry, some dey get marrow sef. You ever hear where flesh get marrow?

OP: forgot to include the most deadliest of them all, FUGU, Japanese sushi (raw fish dish) made from the fuffer or globe fish. The eggs, skin & liver contain a deadly poison, tetrodotoxin, which cannot be destroyed by cooking or freezing and has no antidote.
It is so dangerous (attacking the central nervus system) that only licensed chefs in Japan are allowed to prepare it.

Let him carry his thick, orobo, fatty bum bum or whatever he like to call them. Even better sef, less competition and more to go round for us.
Abeg nothing better than tall (lanky lanky) lepa with boobs! Just imagine the combination of portability with flexibility, chai! the possibilities are endless and limited only to one's imagination/creativity - those who never tasted lepa never know better.
Lepacious LEPA anytime

Bf is saying you are under probation and doesn't really know whether you are the one until he finish sampling other babes to compare and know the best.
Meanwhile, he is quite happy to continue tasting your punni while doing the comparison.

In principle, she did nothing wrong; but probably how she went about it may have lacked tact.
Death is not an easy prospect to contemplate, talk less of your own and coming from your spouse may be off putting; in this case even threatening.
The hubby has no doubt become suspicious of the wife for contemplating life after him and the possibility she could even have the potential of initiating it; his immediate reaction: not eating her food & moving into another room, speaks for itself - and who would blame him, considering stories of (human) black widow spiders.
She should have been more tactful and imaginative in her approach; now he is seeing her as potential murderer plotting to kill him for inheritance.

Babytoony: One thing iv noticd abt mst gals who tk their relatnshhp 4 grantd is dat..they neva realise d importance of d great love shown to them those moments untill it is too late! Such kind of gals if tkn bck by d guy dat 1ce loved them myte change..y sum wil nt!

True dat, in fact all my ex's felt my love , took it for granted and unfailingly regreted it after it was too late.

@ OP: Stay strong and stand your ground, resist the temptation to cave in no matter how much you are missing her, let her also feel the pain of your absence. Chances are when she doesn't receive your calls etc, she may equally start missing you and may come to her senses.

nikkyshyne: OP, you are a RAT!

What's up, you no like?