aurenflani:

Just say the truth. You are one of those uniformed security guards.

^^^Damn right, even his English has aboki written all over it.

Yaba resident escaped and just sited on NL forum

It all makes sense, I also suspected the same; however, what remains questionable is how come it official seemingly without any declaration from a credible source, abi OP na you performed her autopsy or na me no read correct?

Story is crap, all based on hearsay, no real evidence, just innuendo - quite unprofessional, imagine also how the author kept referring to the husband as she, too lazy to dig up the facts, just poor journalism.SMH.

Very Selfish man

Oboi, after reading these excerpts, I am thinking that history is slowly begining to exenorate this man; sure he made some mistakes but by today's standards, he is begining to smell like roses.

^^^

akoraye: All of una bad sha! Nobody to even try to console me, na so so abuse! Watin I do na lol! Na wa oooo! Lol! Abeg make we move on jare! Hmnnnnnnn!@ yeye4live you too much joooor!,

Ok, kpele; but if you no wan carry maga join am wit de mugu wey you don already play, then you just have to knack dis babe, if possible join im friend also.
Sheybe no be long throat she get? Well dats what you need to use collect your share of de kpomo and more.
For now, be patient and just play along with being de mugu till she feels relaxed and comfortable, then begin show discrete interest( but never clearly or directly) in de friend or any other girl.
She will most likely not like it, because girls are naturally jealous and territorial(even if they don't like you they'll still want to defend their territory).
Thats how will get her, with reverse psychology; meanwhile make sure you've already collected de friend phone no. and been toasting (even if you no like am, unless she too worwor) behind her back, so even if caught you can always use her own words against her i.e. you thought she was only into de entertaintment not you.
The knowledge that another girl is receptible to you, especially her own friend or an acquaintance, automatically raises your own value in her eyes and also kick starts her jealousy/competitive nature - hopefully to your own advantage.
I once used this formula to nyash two girls who otherwise wouldn't have ordinarily given me the light of a day.
So here it is, use it (play the player) go phuck this biiittcchhh or forever continue answering mugu.

I suspect de guy must have something special ( e.g. big d**K) wey de others no get, if not wetin she de remenisce over such kind blatant unrepentant abuser, unless of course her 2nd name be masochist.

Looking much more fairer than before, na my eyes abi she dey bleach ni

Chrisbenogor:

I am not privileged but I do get more than 18hrs light everyday, I do not live on the moon.

If you are getting more than 18hrs per day, then you must be among the previleged because apparently electricity for Nigerians is no longer a right but a previlege , and you sir are no doubt among those that are previleged.

Not blaming you for supporting Jona, because if I too were to be getting more than 18hrs electricity per day, I would probably be on his campaign team here on NL trying to defend the indefensible, in an attempt to pay him back for his selective previlege to me - 18hs ehn, you must either be from his state, town, village or even household, so pls tell us more.

vicope:
So because this is 21st century, metaphysical powers no longer exist or the devil has gone to sleep? Wake up sir, you must be have been brainwashed by what your science teachers taught you. Come and curse a witch in my village (depend on technology and ignore God), and see how your generation will be wiped out in 24 hours! I pity you, better face the reality of life. God, miracles, holiness exists.......so also does Satan, demons, witches, occcult powers and evil. Be wise!

Pls I implore you to summon your village witch to send her JAZZ through the internet to destroy my laptop so I wouldn't have to continue displaying the level of my brainwashing.

vicope:
So senseless a comment! If you were a security guard in a bank, would you let a monkey into the banking hall, bearing in mind that many customers wouldn't like the idea? You speak as if our banking halls are as porous as to let animals into them! That silly question you asked can be likened to asking why we queue up to save our money in the banks when it is much easier to clear a compartment in our wardrobe and stash the cash there? If you are not dumb, I guess your answer will be 'THE HIGH RISK'. Of course, it is less risky to save your money in the bank than at home, so also it is less risky to steal from an individual than an organized corporate entity like a bank! I guess that answers your question.

Pls refer to my previous posts in this thread, perhaps you may begin to understand my position on this issue. Meanwhile, I am choosing to ignore your reference to my intellect for sake of decorum, next time I may not to be as generous.

joeyfire: This makes absolutely no sense so I have to clutch at only one straw.

He is playing politics because of the operation in mali and boko haram. Most likely to counter the allegation that his administration is against the north/islam

Wrong, he is trying to outdo the CBN governor Lamido Sunusi who is only getting the paltry sum of 25k daily allowances; Jona's own na 1million in dollars.

Goddex: When I watched the other video on Youtube, something told me it
was scripted - edited especially to suit the interest of certain
propaganda machinery. For instance, one young lady with a foreign accent
claiming to own four generators all because Power situation according to her is getting worse.
And I asked, four generators? Is the situation really that bad? Or does she sell generators?

Western Media hardly report anything good about Nigeria - beginning from the military era
all through Obasanjo, Y'Adua and now. The pictures of Lagos shown on the video itself is one clear example.

It's funny that the same set of nairalanders that nearly crucified Amanpour for describing Lagos
(a state ruled by ACN for 14yrs) as the third worst city to live in the world suddenly started celebrating
her for a heavily doctored video on the internet.

Op this is the link
http://edition.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2013/02/05/orig-open-mic-nigeria-electricity.cnn

Oboi, I don't know what part of Nigeria you live, frankly I don't see what is so lopsided about the report or what those interviewed said based on their personal experiences.

Let me tell you, in the past one week (7days) I got light for only 3hrs and yes, I also have four generators ( of varying load capacities) and spend approximately 20k - 30k per week fuelling them.

Yeah, all this may sound strange to you; but believe me there are many more enduring even worse in silence.

You are obviously more previleged and therefore not feeling the pinch, maybe Jona is your uncle and subsidizing you from our oil subsidy, which may explain why you cannot see through his lies about the woeful power situation in Nigeria and why you are also joining him with your heads in the sand like ostriches, thereby not appreciating the true realities on the ground.

It really makes me angry when ppl like you come up such lame excuses as in the above mentioned conspiracy theory in order to exenorate blatant incomptenece and dishonesty in our leaders. SMH

Prince Joe: The monkey would have touched the bank so that all the money in d vault would disappear

Mehn, you spoke like genius, pls take one very chilled e-beer on my behalf.

You get to wonder why the Fulanis (or anybody for that matter) with that kind of JAZZ would bother wasting time fleecing ppl outside banks and crowded market places when in fact they can easily access the huge sums stashed away in the bank vaults and make themselves stinking rich with minimum effort.

Beaf!:


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Did you read the part that says the monkey vomitted back the money?

That is exactly what I find most improbable. Just how physically possible is it for a small animal like a monkey ( ok, lets even say a bigger animal e.g. gorilla or human) to swallow a whole 200k within a twinkle of the eye unnoticed, let alone vomit it out later. It just not possible, yeah I am sure some ppl would be quick to say its JAZZ; but hey, this is the 21st century not middle ages.

The whole issue seems to me like any well rehearsed or opportunistic pick pocketting scam in which the Fulanis may or may not be part of but certainly their (monkey) show offering the necessary distraction and cover for the pick pocketters.

Don't get me wrong, I am not necessarily dismissing the alleged disappearance of the money but certainly the attempted explanation as to how it happened.

Something is fishy about this story, how can a monkey swallow 200k ( even in 1k denomination - its just too bulky) in a crowded place and go unnoticed; either the story is incomplete or else quite improbable.

xyoung:
Ur comment is way too complex and complicated. I don't have bed and I'm not in a hurry to buy bed

Hit the search button, locate her thread, and all will be revealed.

Too bad, doubt you'll meet her criteria.

Anyway, if you had followed her thread, you for know say she no de send for guy wey get bed, but only for one wey dey plan to buy one and not in a hurry to bed am - hope you no too confuse

You've yourself a verbal abuser, however, if you still love him and want to give him a fighting chance, then you may want to put him on notice:-

Any time his tone or uses any of those disresectful words; calmly call it to his attention and tell him the next time he does that again, its over between you guys, and be prepared to match your threat with action.
You may choose to give him from 1 -3 strikes, depending on how generous you feel, if he still fails after that then promptly pls call it quits.

bennyraz: rflmaooo well the only thing that would make u go back to someone that beats u is love Ha ha ha

Or a good STIFF D**k, which so far none is yet to match

So because somebody bought a car it then becomes front page news, Mtttssseeeeew!!
Ok, so what's so special about the car anyway?
Besides, this kind of publicity may not be in her best interest because it could be an indirect signal to armed robbers and kidnappers about her new found wealth and therefore ripeness for the picking - mere superfical foolishness of the nouveau rich, still crude no class.