₦airaland Forum

Chidex50:
You're very foolish and stupid.I pray you remain in your village all the days of your life

Salvador1:
From Lagos to ondo Now it's Benin
Next May be delta and Anambra

The lifeless one and his foot soldiers using opportunity of this lock down to perpetuate that terrorist attacks.

They will soon meet their dooms day.

itsme01:
is it now Americans you trust? Jack ma's donation is the reason we have test kits, china has investment here unlike americans and they would do everything possible to get us out of lock down.. or didn't the so called Americans with their propaganda refuse us drugs during ebola? or stopped weapons sales to us during Jonathan era... abeg China are free to come and help us

Nwodosis:
In some states, their Governors volunteered to test positive in absence of none positive case in their states to partake in the Federal Government Covid-19 funds. I sense audio positive cases in that figure especially with the speed that some of the elites turn negatives later without stepping a foot on any of designated isolation centers!

itsme01:



better swallow your pride

Chinese have a secret vaccine that we don't have, for now they successfully managed their Wuhan pandemic far better than US , UK or Italy, and that simply means they have a cure that they aint telling anyone except their doctors administer it


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Professorcplus:
What happen to his healing Power

senatordave1:
Up buhari.

Hausaboy239:
You just have to give it to lagos state Government,they are really trying even though we can’t say 100 percent but Yes kudoss to Lagos state!

laydoh:
I have been wanting to ask this question for a long time.

Personally, from my parents to the last kid of my family who is only 8 yrs old have a good handwriting.

So I always wonder if it is anywhere related to genetics.

xcabczyxabczzzz:
Later in the night you go say 20 people tested positive.

And you just have to throw in an 11 year old there to prove that it is not by age.

igbesachick:
come on, man. no hurry to stand with usa, usa has not even given a penny to you guys. defend usa,against china for nothing ? u are brainwashed or overemotional ?

Being001:
Please let somebody request for my account details

Hunger dey abeg

zionmde:
Good decision China doesn't want Africans so let's leave their country alone. Those bat eaters are monsters

sarrki:
All this fake news are not necessary

For the sake of humanity

Mightyhaiz:
which fear? Why them no nakked the men too. Naija men too pervert. Them wan see Toto. Na excuse for them

Being001:
Please let somebody request for my account details

Hunger dey

bluemansion:
Guy, u no dey carry last o.

RIP. China will surely pay for all these deaths.

fergie001:
Fourteen new cases of #COVID19 have been reported in Nigeria: 13 in Lagos and 1 in Delta State

As at 09:30 pm 9th April there are 288 confirmed cases of #COVID19 reported in Nigeria. Fifty-one have been discharged with seven deaths.
https://twitter.com/NCDCgov/status/1248347669770244100?s=19

As at 09:30 pm 9th April, there are


288 confirmed cases
51 discharged
7 deaths

For more info-

Lagos- 158
FCT- 54
Osun- 20
Edo- 12
Oyo- 11
Bauchi- 6
Akwa Ibom- 5
Ogun- 4
Kaduna- 5
Enugu- 2
Ekiti- 2
Rivers-2
Kwara- 2
Delta- 2
Benue- 1
Ondo- 1
Katsina-1

https://twitter.com/NCDCgov/status/1248347674044239881?s=19[/quote]Chinese doctors are responsible my people have faith all is well

Bluezy13:
Football unites the world.
It brings joy and happiness to people who likely would have died of depression and domestic trauma from spouses and family members...yes...you have a nagging wife, instead of going to the bar to get drunk, you go watch football and come home happy if your favourite wins.
Football limits one's gallivanting which may result to accidents and crises.
Football serves as a source of income to people and employment as well.
Football brings about infrastructural developments
Football boost the economy of a country.
Football exposes people to different countries, broadens one's horizon of acquaintances and knowledge of tribes and people far and wide.
Watching one's football idols playing to one's expectations is the greatest joy ever.
Yes, anybody can be a doctor or a nurse provided that person goes to college and other necessary medical institutions satisfactorily. But not anybody can be Lionel Messi and Christiano Ronaldo... In fact nobody can be Messi or Christiano Ronaldo in the field of play. They are only their one of a kind in the whole Universe.

But for football, more people would have died than recorded of this virus.
Football is our everyday hero.
Doctors and nurses are conditional heros.

Bozzyironlady:
Which church be this, I go like start that your church. If I remember when I go church last e don reach 7years and counting .
Make me too dey collect no be every time dem go dey collect from me

kiddkash:
payback from them boko boyz iz a b!tch



where is buhari

2tees03:
Can I be ur friend

okoroemeka:
Gates of oloshoism ,very funny,but I think the op has to work seriously on self control,if he can self-service twice daily for 8 years then it shows that he is not in charge of his libido, even the idea of getting an olosho or girlfriend will not help,he may end up trying to fvck the babe or olosho twice daily for who knows how many years more,what he needs is absolute mind control and discipline.

Kingzizu:
Good day,

I've been masturbating at an average of twice a day for the past 8 years, I really can't explain how it got to that level but I was so addicted to it that I could self-service when I'm sick or even fasting.

So recently I decided to call it quit, it's been 1 month now and it seems I'm waking up to the reality of not being in a relationship all my life, I'm 26 BTW and I've never felt so much urge and desire to be in a relationship as I'm feeling right now. I'm always of the opinion that I don't need a girl now and would definitely get one when I'm ready to settle down but it seems very hard for me to approach a girl and the thought of being in a relationship scares me, I feel the relationship might not last, I might not be committed and the girl might get bored and leave.

Through out my stay in the university and my NYSC days I had no single female friend and presently I have no female friend. When I'm in the midst of people I don't give audience at all to any female and might not even speak to them but I have lots of male friends, I know I'm not gay but I just don't feel that need to talk to a girl or keep up with them, I don't even have a single female contact on my phone.

I'm working and fairly comfortable now but I'm beginning to worry that I might not be able to fall in love or even get to approach a lady for any meaningful relationship and the worst of it all is relapsing (start masturbating again). Please I need your advice.

kalufelix:
Follow the urge ..how long do you intend to be on celibacy...learn with olosho na human beings them be ..it should be easier for you .... (i am not talking about the shagging part) from there you will see yourself interacting with the opp sex ...One month is too delicate to start celebrating...If you ever relapse you'd wish you never stopped...wanking is just a pseudo sex...the only true remedy is the real sex which is an exchange of energy rather than a waste of energy...

Neoteny7:
Almost all the female nairalanders seem to have lost their minds, with endless arcane conspiracy theories.