₦airaland Forum

festacman:
Take heart, Mr. president. I know how it feels. The sudden void. Loss of sincere friendship. Loss of dependable advice. Loss of warm company. I fully understand. Never going to be easy but life must go on. The job of leading Nigeria and keeping the hawks far away must continue as it will be a good way to honour Abba's memory. Take heart my president. Brace up. Let the soldier in you come alive. Forward ever, backward never.

God bless Nigeria.

drizslim:
Ok
But when is the government doing giveaway??
E don red las las

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nairavsdollars:
Temidayo Akinsuyi, Lagos



https://www.independent.ng/we-never-invited-crowd-that-thronged-s-funeral-presidency/

Idiotmod:
This thing no deep o

GOFRONT:
Op, come I have a plan......

Let us rush this Antelope to the place of so he can help give this Impala a perfect touch....

They are our very own Griller.......A legendary griller they are....

He is even Online right now......., MANNA!!!....Come and see oo

post=88537757:
We guess as much.
You are welcome taven.

Btw,
we no be bro o.
We are simply WE.

post=88537651:
Kindly edit the typo sir, before Nairaland kids get here with their negative vibes. .
It is caught, not cut.
We know that must be a typo.

fairfora:
Ok. Morning. I wasn't doubting you pls. You guys have done a great job cos to catch an antelope isn't easy. It runs so fast.

biafraisdead:
Bush meat aka WildChild00 come and see ur colleague as this guy murder am and ready to use am make pepper soup. Very soon sorry go be ur name, every day for the thief but one day for the owner, very soon u will meet ur Waterloo.

daddytime:
See as your toe resemble the Antelope hoof. An joke I dey oh.

Where your caban dey, I want come greet you.

Na village sure pass for this lockdown oh. Person for don plant begin wait for harvest.

Everything fresh and cool in the village.

Urban life an scam and plenty stress abeg

fairfora:
How una take chase antelope

Two things most bave happened...ether it was having stomach ache at the time you sighted it or its heavily pregnant. An antelope is know for periodic serious stomach ache which often renders them weak and powerless. During this travail, even a kid can kill it because it would not have the strength to run.

Adaogwashi1:
one million gang robbers should take note






I still remain Ada ogwashi

enemyofprogress:
person no fit ask you simple question again?

hmonaco:
Source: https://dailynewshungary.com/woman-raped-by-university-student-in-budapest/

enemyofprogress:
native doctor or medical doctor? Abi doctor of wristwatches? Na which one be your brother?

Scaredd:
Good day everyone,

I'm the guy that likes to flirt with women (trying so hard to change). Sometime last year November, I hand some sex encounters with 4 different women (2 unprotected) and by first week of December I started experiencing some symptoms which include;

1.White tongue
2. Occassional diarrhoea (watery, oily and formy stool ever since then. I feel sudden need to ease like twice or thrice a day).
3. A gradual weight loss (I eat very well, mainly fruits and proteins with carbohydrates on average)
4. Occasional hand tremor.
5. Occasional body vibration and fast heart rate.

I used to smoke marijuana and take alcohol, but stopped. I also masturbated for about 5-6yrs, then stopped last year which added to flirting with women. I've not masturbated since then, but still take alcohol (mainly vodka).

I went to a university teaching hospital, met with the consultant and explained to her just as I'm doing here (she was wowed!). She then directed me to do HIV test (came back negative), H. Pylori test (also came out negative) and another test (I've forgotten the name).

She then prescribed, nystatin oral suspension and vitamin B Complex which I've finished taking, yet no change. Meanwhile, I've taken fluconazole, antibacteria and probiotics of late.

I'm waiting for the lockdown to be lifted to go back, but before then, (who knows when this whole problem will end) felt i might get some help here.

Please Doctors, what could be wrong with me. Especially this diarrhoea and white tongue. My stomach is always rumbling after eating. Please help.

Thank you.

Pictures of my tongue before and after brushing

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Hahhahh. Lets welcome this niggarrr to the real niggarrrs league!!! Hahhahhah

Isoright.
Welcome to the league of real niggarrrs

If you are a niggarrr and you have not experienced sexually transmitted wahalar then you are not a real niggarrr

The one when do me inside early 2019
I bang two girls within one month inside February 2019 without condom

O boy! When my dickkk start to dey scratch me after three weeks of the sex. I nearly mad..my dick nearly fall off because of scratching... that thing chop almost my thirty thousand naira. I first go normal chemist. Them give me Injection still the thing nor stop.
I run go Uniben health centre... The doctor shook me penicillin injection plus one other injection like that

I can never forget last year! Now ehnnn. My condom dey always dey with me steadily. Now i don reason am say he be like all these girls can actually have infection but the thing nor dey dirsturb them and he nor dey show for their body.
Na we guys the thing dey dirsturb pass.

fergie001:
https://twitter.com/NCDCgov/status/1250157292227629060?s=19


https://twitter.com/NCDCgov/status/1250157295637598211?s=19[/quote]Their PaPa!!!!

Descorts:
We started as friends. We were so close she could do anything for me and I could do anything for her.

She had a boyfriend who was a serial cheat and treated her like trash. It got to a point they broke up and he left. She was heartbroken.

I gave her my shoulders to lean on. I was there for her throughout those turbulent times and made sure she was never sad again.

She moved on. 2 months on we started dating. It was all fun and rosy. I'm not the type to fall deeply in love or should I say, women don't tickle my fantasy, I'd rather be with my goons than be with any girl.

But this girl came into my life and I don't know what she did to me to make me so in love with her. I loved her, she loved me. It was a heaven made match and a relationship anyone would wish for. On my birthday she got me a really expensive gift and I fell even more for her.

3 months on, her birthday was close and I was planning to make it special for her. Then I heard her ex came back in town, I wasn't troubled, "she loves me so much and she won't bat an eyelid for him anymore" I thought.

And then it happened. She left me for her ex who came back for her. I heard from a reliable source that before he came back, they'd been communicating online and the guy told her he's coming to take her back and he did take her from me.....

I am broken.....
I shall rise again in no time, and when I rise... I AM GOING TO BE A HEARTLESS MONSTER.
These hoes... non virgins or virgins, young or old, I shall toy with their emotions and break them....

GAME ON

Erediauwa:
The Op is hell bent on carrying out his plans and won't listen to anyone...


Check his violent replies.

idealogical:
Don't know if this is the standard wailing and joblessness or just stupidity and boredom.

Uduma Michael - Cares @DonSolution_ wrote:


https://mobile.twitter.com/DonSolution_/status/1249934379993960448

Beremi:
Though few essential shops opened in PH

Josnac:
The Street Is Getting Hot! My Experience Last Night.

About Last night...

Between 7:40pm - 7:45pm, It was dark, weather wasn't cooling down as quickly as it should and I've bored to eternity. So I decided to put on the generator to see a couple of movies I downloaded during the day.

I took the generator out to the backyard but for some funny reason, I opted to parboil rice first and set it for final cooking before returning to the generator.

Once done, I picked the gallon of fuel and that of the oil back to the the generator, and fiaaaaam, like a stunt in a Nigerian movie, my "Gen" was gone. I was stunned, my neighbour's generator was actually ON at the time, so I came back inside and went straight to check if any of neighbours returned it inside while I was in the kitchen, NONE!...lol, water don pass garri!

My landlady happened to be around and I sort of whispered "ndi a parala my gen o" and she was like "whaaat??!!, Please don't be joking like that" and reiterated I wasn't. Hunt for the gen started.

We went back out, I gently searched around, for footprints that weren't mine and which seemed to be moving away from the building and after some minutes, I found one, still fresh and at the edge of the fence where a heavy downpour with its accompanying breeze, brought down a part of the fence with our neighbours at the back. Drew the woman's attention to it, and she shouted even more.

I followed the footprint carefully but lost it halfway through the other building, but proceeded to the front where a couple where already watching from, trying to decipher what the noise was about. I told them as I got there and they said no one had Crossed them there, and on the strength of that, some others who had gathered after hearing the alarm my landlady raised, suggested we begin searching the front of the building adjacent to us at the back.

We started the search, with the help of the other guys who came out there, after some minutes..I found the generator, carefully kept under a table but partially covered with some rags for disguise.

All along I was largely speechless, but deep down I was enraged, super enraged but tried well to keep my cool.

You're under lockdown, I'm under lockdown..our stupid politicians are only after making radio and TV announcements without accompanying actions and Na my own Gen an idiot go wan move!!!

After this experience, I think I will get a nice machet, sharpen it front and back, and drop it closeby because I know this will get to a stage where some idiots will attempt to pick something from your room through the burglary, and nwanne if I jam that hand, just accept that the part that got in through the burglary is gone for good!!

The police and other security agencies are busy chasing Keke drivers and Okada who defied lockdown to try and feed, so none would be available to help o.

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