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dealslip: U are on Ųя own o, H̲̣̣̣̥ɑ̤̥̈̊vє̲̣̥ seen enuf alligators cos ai live in that area also.

Gators and crocs look alike( kinda like frogs and toads), but as the gentleman pointed out earlier, gators don't live in africa.
If in doubt ask google/wiki.

Ishilove: Why do you ask?

Cos I can point you to an aboki that has a very impressive one

Ishilove: Are you sure it isn't your "other snake"??

You like that kind snake bah?

Abbott: Mine was a snake , caught by some peeps strolling, trying to snake its way up tha roof, slimey creep was clubbed and aluued but still writhing, I brought some premuim motor spirit and showered it on d sidewinder, struck a match and let it fall from my hand. Half way down to the ground, ABULAAAAAH! Heart beat was like 49bpm...I should kill a lion soon!

Uncle Abbot, do you live in the middle of the desert? Cos that's the only place you'll find sidewinders.
Jeez people just drop names like say...

Ishilove: Black mamba, green mamba, purple mamba...na so so mamba mamba. Shey na only you dey see mamba?

O ga o

E remain make you see anaconda.

I fear o!

[quote author=Bongo_man]I have killed lots of snakes that i can't remember how many. I witch hunt them and crush them in the head. You wonder why, well one brown Mamba bit my kid brother in the left leg right in our apartment one evening when PHCN interrupted power and he almost died.He mistakenly stepped on the crawling creature. This grew my dislike for venomous snakes and i do not hesitate having them smashed with matchete and long rods. Killed and trapped lots of water snakes too. The fiercest kill i ever had was taking down a baby Boa(six feet long or more). It scared some life out of me because i was right inside the same pool where the monster dwelled.

Giant rats are norms,they fall prey to my neighbours meat trap every weekend. Aligators, yes but just one and i wasn't alone. Scorpions are easy to smash, I can't count the number of times i broke their pincers. I also remembered following a dude to check on his meat traps we met a struggling deer, i watch him hack it to death.

How about climbing the top of a cashew tree on a hot sunny afternoon after school,and what coils next to you is a green mamber?
Well the story continued when i saw myself on the ground(fell of the tree)....Too many that i can't remember. Sometimes i feel its fun but it is not,how taking some nasty risks running after porcupines and digging them out of their holes(those rodents are dangerous, you don't want to be shot by their long protective spines).

One afternoon i went with a farmer to bring down a Termite hill(anthill) he said inside the burrows dwells rabbit and other edible giant rats(cutting grass), we dug down the whole hill, but wanna guess what lied waiting for us? it was a very black,big venom spitting Cobra. Too bad, the serpent escaped.

Fishing and hunting were my favorite childhood activities which i miss a lot.

Beehives burning is the most deadliest, don't ever give it a try because you might be stung to death by those aggressive honey makers. I had three terrible experience which all happened at night with those little flying demons. They stung some senses out of I and my friend who believes he is a professional bee hunter.[/quote]I doubt what bit your bro was a Mamba( thank God for that), cos Mambas strike more than once, and a single strike is lethal enough to kill within 2 mins)
Reminds me of an old swahili proverb " in Africa a lot of things can kill you, a leopard can kill you, and elephant can kill you, a mamba can kill you, but it's only with a mamba that death is a certainty."

Poisoned a snake once (Injected it with a cocktail of harpic and bleach), set another on fire.
They had come to raid my sister's poultry ( @ different times).

Oh yeah I also killed a whole swarm of mosquitos too

Billyonaire: Let's make it a simple sentence: An invisible object is an object that allows light energy to pass through it without reflection, refraction, absorption and polarization. Examples; Air, Ghost, and me.

Cheeky

ehie: while nigerians are still trying to understand why it cannot produce petrol with the crude oil it has,and are still trying to generate electricity..we have been left behind in the race of time

We were never in the race my lady

WackyJ1: Orochimaru na small boy.

Shikamaru was a small boy compared to Hidan, but we all know how that story ended...
Who knows Oro might know a way to bring back the souls of the previous Kages (which will be overkill IMO, cos I doubt Madara would love to fight Hashirama, Tobirama, Hizuren, and Minato @ the same time)

Parnassuss: Well...the 8 tail has been an utter flop till now, let's see if he can muster enough dignity and act like the powerhouse he is supposed to be. Also Obito is suddenly touchable, the allies are landing blows on him front, right and center, the same Obito who seemed virtually untouchable till now...

I wonder why kakashi didn't impale him with a raikiri, it would have made things much easier, @ least they'd be dealing with just madara and the 10-tails instead of all 3 of em.

Brisingr: why is the juubi in full form without hachibi and kurama?

It will look like the original, but won't be @ full strength ( just like the kyubi looks like the original, but it's @ half power)

viruz007: This cartoon just went into overdrive ni... jubbi's back. See madara sitting & chilling like a boss . But where d f**k r d kages and d ninja alliance ni?

Sitting ke?
Abi he was given a taste of the afternoon tiger?

He definately did

ochallo: Thank God he is no longer in PDP, they won't spend too much money with the whole 4oth day celebration and funeral.

erm baba returned to the pdp with his squirrel army.

Lexusgs430: Unfortunately, just heard on AIT that it's just a rumour. Sola Saraki is NOT dead.

I'm in Ilorin, and it has been confirmed, Olusola Saraki is dead.
The people seem happy he's dead.
Some are calling it "the beginning of the end of the saraki dynasty"

I'm also waiting to see wat oro is up to, but I don't want to hurt my head juggling the multiple theories storming my mind.


Just as I was beginning to enjoy how Obito was getting punked, the 10 tails appeared.


I hope the kyubi/hachibi dashes Gai some chakra too, I'd love to see him @ full strength ( see what he did to madara with an almost empty tank).

I have this feeling kakashi will use the death god jutsu.

Chapter 609 is out
http://www.mangapanda.com/naruto/609/2

What's all 24th talk about?

firestar: ...Or imagine Sakura analyzing Hinata's potential attack and use [b]medical ninjutsu[/b]against her?

Still puts her @ a disadvantage, Hinata will see her chakra flow and disrupt it.
Besides Taijutsu (e.g rock lee vs neji) and short range attacks don't really work against the hyuga (except you're coming out of the ground naruto style )

Brisingr: @wackyj I still think sakura will beat hinata,maybe there will be a battle royale with naruto affection as the winners prize. We would see wat good all those jutsu would do against raw fist power
.

I hope you know the "raw power" comes from focusing chakra on the point of contact?
Now imagine Hinata's gentle fist disrupting Sakura's chakra flow...

miketonic: YOU SEE...THIS IS WHATS WRONG WITH NIGERIA...FOOLS LIKE YOU THAT LIKE TO ASSUME SOMEONE STATUS. WELL LET ME TELL YOU, AM A DUEL CITIZEN IN BOTH UK AND AMERICA, AND I STILL HAVE MY NIGERIAN PASSPORT. SECOND, AM SURGEON DOCTOR HERE IN AMERICA AND AM ONLY 26 YEARS OLD MAKING $250000 A YEAR. SO, GET YOUR INFORMATION CORRECT, BEFORE YOU START OPENING YOUR DIRTY MOUTH. AND I WILL SAY IT AGAIN, I WILL NEVER EVER EVER ENTER NIGERIA UNLESS IF I HAVE TO COME AN DO SOME BUSINESS OVER THERE. I LOVE AMERICA AND AM STAYING OVER HERE. YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU ONLY HAVE PERMANENT VISA. GO EAT GARRI WITH BEANS FOOL

Deluded doofus, king of the dolts.

seriallink: I tell ya, the white folks ain't playing @all! 15 States have already filed petitions to secede from the USA after Obama's re-election! Smh

If u believe that then you'll believe anything

gboss4sure: Those of una wey de abuse GEJ as una no get Job, what punishment will be given to you?

GEJ is not yabbed based on the color of his skin, but by the contents of his character.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]If a man has to remove his prostate gland...it is obvious the cancer "ate" it up so therefore it is not safe to leave it in the body before it spread to other parts of the body. That is why prostate exam is imperative and the earlier you catch it...the better the treatment.[/quote]My Old man had to remove it @ 82, but after running tests, the Urologists discovered it wasn't cancerous.
So having to remove it, or having issues with the prostrate gland doesn't necessarily have to be cancer.

Well if not for any other reason, poor officiating alone is enough to make people agree with Mr Blatter

A new book by Lord Sebastian Coe has revealed that FIFA president Sepp Blatter thought English football was being 'run by idiots' prior to the failed 2018 World Cup bid.

Coe was an important part of England's bid process which only garnered two official votes and he admits that the chances of successfully hosting the tournament became apparent after the first organising committee meeting, telling fellow executive Keith Mills that FIFA delegates simply weren't interested.

"It's got the smell of death about it," Coe wrote. "I had been truly shocked by the vituperative nature of the meeting I had just witnessed. There was thinly disguised contempt around the table."

The most alarming revelation in the book is that Blatter always wanted Russia to earn hosting rights, although Coe insists it is not because the president hates England but because he detests the structure of English football.

"He doesn't [hate England]. He's Swiss and like a lot of Swiss, he's rather fond of England," Coe said. "He likes the political stability, he likes the pomp and tradition. What he always has a problem with is the English game. And from his perspective, it is not hard to understand.

"As president of the international federation he sees the unwillingness of English clubs to release players for international duty. He sees the purchasing power of the English game - big-name clubs buying up players from all over the world.

"And he sees a national federation that, at the time of the bid, had no chairman and no chief executive.

"Blatter once said to me: 'Your game is run by idiots, it's not run by bright people'...I was obviously disappointed, very disappointed."

Coe also withdrew previous claims that media scrutiny of FIFA was to blame for the failed bid, acknowledging that the "awful dysfunctionality of the English game, its personalities and politics" were more influential in the final decision.

http://m.espn.go.com/soccer/story?storyId=1210146&lang=EN

Spot on Mr Blatter!
Not that FIFA's run much better tho

Yes problems of the prostrate glands kill up to 14 people every day, but not all prostrate growths are cancerous.
I got to learn this from a urologyst in lagos a couple of weeks ago when my father had a surgery on his prostrate.

symbian123: LOL....Now Thats a good one. Seen Hentai stuffs dude....Am talking about having it in the Anime......

There are fanfic Naruto animated hentai stunbled on one once.

To other issues, is this a fanfic, or an official release
http://mangahead.com/index.php/Manga-Collections/Special-Collections/Naruto-Road-to-the-Naruto-Movie-English-Scan/01.jpg?action=big&size=original&fromthumbnail=true

tunnytox: You may continue to shake your head like a tadpole till kingdom comes! Who cares? Wait till you lived in a place for decades and come back to tell us how easy it is for you to leave without taking anything, he who wear a shoe no where it pinched.

Quit displaying your low interllect, tadpoles don't shake their heads.
Back to the issue @ hand nobody said leaving was easy, but for the crying out loud, we're talking preservation of life you're talking nonesense!
He tarried, and lost his life, his daughter and apprentice also lost their's, tell me what has he gained?

tunnytox: Many of the posters blaming the man are kids, they may still be getting money from their parents.
Even if he relocate to his village that does not immune him to kidnapping, armed robbery, poisoning etc abi dem no dey kidnap ibo people from in alaigbo? What will be will be no one know better than God.

tunnytox: I don talk my own mr too know, when one time to die comes you can run till kingdom come but you can't hide.

Is this guy for real?
Wow his starfish mind baffles me.

tunnytox: m

Look dude you're not smart at all, sometimes you have to realise that not everyone have time like you to be dragging issues. It is not only stupeed but daft for anyone to be blaming this man, you do not know the whole story of this man, his personal circumstances but you believe you can sit down somewhere in the comfort if your own room to judge him, how daft could that be?
Tell me had the whole of ibo community now left Bauchi?
Why is he the only one who suffer this fate? And if the whole ibo community left Bauchi can the SE contain them?
Sometimes I wonder why you choose the name justwise because many if your statement usually proof otherwise.
I'm starting work now but be sure ill give you a good reply to your normal lame posts whenever I'm available.

SMHFY!!!!

Are stick images allowed, cos I'm drawing isn't my strong point.