nonesense: Belief me or not, I have killed a Fox with my hands...
And i also caught an Antelope alive which i later sold

maclatunji:

@bolded, Kizonzo.

Bongo_man: I have killed lots of snakes that i can't remember how many. I witch hunt them and crush them in the head. You wonder why, well one brown Mamba bit my kid brother in the left leg right in our apartment one evening when PHCN interrupted power and he almost died.He mistakenly stepped on the crawling creature. This grew my dislike for venomous snakes and i do not hesitate having them smashed with matchete and long rods. Killed and trapped lots of water snakes too. The fiercest kill i ever had was taking down a baby Boa(six feet long or more). It scared some life out of me because i was right inside the same pool where the monster dwelled.

Giant rats are norms,they fall prey to my neighbours meat trap every weekend. Aligators, yes but just one and i wasn't alone. Scorpions are easy to smash, I can't count the number of times i broke their pincers. I also remembered following a dude to check on his meat traps we met a struggling deer, i watch him hack it to death.

How about climbing the top of a cashew tree on a hot sunny afternoon after school,and what coils next to you is a green mamber?
Well the story continued when i saw myself on the ground(fell of the tree)....Too many that i can't remember. Sometimes i feel its fun but it is not,how taking some nasty risks running after porcupines and digging them out of their holes(those rodents are dangerous, you don't want to be shot by their long protective spines).

One afternoon i went with a farmer to bring down a Termite hill(anthill) he said inside the burrows dwells rabbit and other edible giant rats(cutting grass), we dug down the whole hill, but wanna guess what lied waiting for us? it was a very black,big venom spitting Cobra. Too bad, the serpent escaped.

Fishing and hunting were my favorite childhood activities which i miss a lot.

Beehives burning is the most deadliest, don't ever give it a try because you might be stung to death by those aggressive honey makers. I had three terrible experience which all happened at night with those little flying demons. They stung some senses out of I and my friend who believes he is a professional bee hunter.

Bongo_man: I have killed lots of snakes that i can't remember how many. I witch hunt them and crush them in the head. You wonder why, well one brown Mamba bit my kid brother in the left leg right in our apartment one evening when PHCN interrupted power and he almost died.He mistakenly stepped on the crawling creature. This grew my dislike for venomous snakes and i do not hesitate having them smashed with matchete and long rods. Killed and trapped lots of water snakes too. The fiercest kill i ever had was taking down a baby Boa(six feet long or more). It scared some life out of me because i was right inside the same pool where the monster dwelled.


How about climbing the top of a cashew tree on a hot sunny afternoon after school,and what coils next to you is a green mamber?
Well the story continued when i saw myself on the ground(fell of the tree)....Too many that i can't remember. Sometimes i feel its fun but it is not,how taking some nasty risks running after porcupines and digging them out of their holes(those rodents are dangerous, you don't want to be shot by their long protective spines).

One afternoon i went with a farmer to bring down a Termite hill(anthill) he said inside the burrows dwells rabbit and other edible giant rats(cutting grass), we dug down the whole hill, but wanna guess what lied waiting for us? it was a very black,big venom spitting Cobra. Too bad, the serpent escaped.

Ishilove:
Black mamba, green mamba, purple mamba...na so so mamba mamba. Shey na only you dey see mamba?

O ga o

E remain make you see anaconda.

Babamide: Wild animal ke. I can't even sleep at nite if I see a cockroach.

tayoccu:

I fear o!

Ishilove:
Wow, you must be my twin that ran away at infancy. I can't stand cockroaches; especially the flying ones

ItsModella:

These days we use rat gum. We soak canes/sticks in salt water so that once a rat gets stuck on the gum board, we'll flog nonsense out of it (every 2-3 hours) and leave it to die...foolish things.

wonda26: It waz †ђe december period
We were having fun as kids throwing knockouts/ bangads
Lo and behold, here comes this RED-NECKED big lizard
A bad thought comes to mind
So, we pursue this lizard and get hold of it, force a 3-shot bangad into its ass (or wateva dat hole was)
We then set it free to run off at full speed, happy it has gained his freedom
Next thing we hear, kpoa!!! . One leg and tail out
Kpoa!!!!! Anoda leg
And by †ђe last shot, †ђe lizard waz in pieces

wonda26: It waz †ђe december period
We were having fun as kids throwing knockouts/ bangads
Lo and behold, here comes this RED-NECKED big lizard
A bad thought comes to mind
So, we pursue this lizard and get hold of it, force a 3-shot bangad into its ass (or wateva dat hole was)
We then set it free to run off at full speed, happy it has gained his freedom
Next thing we hear, kpoa!!! . One leg and tail out
Kpoa!!!!! Anoda leg
And by †ђe last shot, †ђe lizard waz in pieces

Abbott:
Mine was a snake , caught by some peeps strolling, trying to snake its way up tha roof, slimey creep was clubbed and aluued but still writhing, I brought some premuim motor spirit and showered it on d sidewinder, struck a match and let it fall from my hand. Half way down to the ground, ABULAAAAAH! Heart beat was like 49bpm...I should kill a lion soon!

esere826: Got into my seperated apartment and had this extremely strong urge to raise up the mattress in my room
I did, and saw this long glittering snake
(I really dont know how, but I kind of expected to see it)

tayoccu:

Uncle Abbot, do you live in the middle of the desert? Cos that's the only place you'll find sidewinders.
Jeez people just drop names like say...

Abbott:


ItsModella was still animal rights compliant but this wonda guy worst past apocalypso. Chei! Poor lizard. May god help pests this december cos peeps don get enuff idea to experiment with.

Mine was a snake , caught by some peeps strolling, trying to snake its way up tha roof, slimey creep was clubbed and aluued but still writhing, I brought some premuim motor spirit and showered it on d sidewinder, struck a match and let it fall from my hand. Half way down to the ground, ABULAAAAAH! Heart beat was like 49bpm...I should kill a lion soon!

Ishilove:
Are you sure it isn't your "other snake"??

Ishilove:
Are you sure it isn't your "other snake"??

dabossman:

*knock, knock*

Are you ItsModella?

We are from the Animal Rights Commission. You are under arrest for cruelty to animals. Haha, na only you wicked reach like this? We will throw you in a rat-infested jail cell. Let's see how you will fare. We've already spread word of your evil deeds to the rodent community.

Elebiju: I've killed monitor lizards like mosquito but I killed an alligator once,I stay in sangotedo in ajah if u care to know

dont8: Are you sure of the bolded, even the dead one alone can scare the shyt out of some people talkless of killing it.

esere826:

I am sure. Very sure
This one was much longer *serious face*

tayoccu:

You like that kind snake bah?

dabossman:

Er, guy, sorry but the Animal Rights Commission does not arrest or interrogate terrorists. We leave that to JTF. Na only kondo and koboko we dey take go do arrest o. Person wey bomb lizard na him you wan make we go visit?

Sweetlemon:
Abeg abeg! U guys should take it easy on this girl. Shooo! Na ordinary rat she kill nau! Haba! Abeg, this na Naija and nit U.K where animals who have no use whatsoever have rights. Ok?
#rolls eyes
Psychopath ko psychologist ni!