₦airaland Forum

Martinez39:
As in. They are the leading cause of unnecessary financial deficits.

as in ehn the matter funny die. Truly girls are the major cause of financial deficits.

TGM2015:
Read ICAN Study Pack, that is your best bet.

thanks bro

Pls do we have any acca material that can help in ican psaf?

How was the test

What happens to using a hotel

TBIZZY:
Me that always complain my church is boring... No fine babes, in my church the old women are much more than ladies. These ladies that I always complaining they dress so poor. I see those ladies as fellow niggas.

I feel ur pain bro. Yet another person is complaining of seeing too many sexy babes. Well, too much of everything is bad(including good things)

PoliteActivist:
When will greedy Nigerians LEARN and stop falling for these scams. One just also just folded in Lagis

Well, you wouldn't really blame them, although i agree some people are naturally gullible and greedy. But there are others that poverty has really eaten deep into their life that it has even affected their level of reasoning.

According to her, her greatest achievement will be for her to convince u that u're both meant for each other. However, her greatest desire is someone like you who will inspire her on what God wants her to become. Obviously she's confused, she's craving for an inspiration on God's plan in her life through you, meanwhile she has already concluded that you're both meant for each other. So whats the use of the inspiration again

So somebody cannot hug in peace

I need a female roommate to perform doggy style with

klanpeb:
20th, may 2019.

I applied around that same period but chose lagos. Since it's function specific test, I'll advice you prepare for sales related questions.

klanpeb:
No. I did my application online on their Recruitment portal.

when did u apply

Amaragold:
please when did you apply?,is it for the one at obigbo?

how was ur interview with axa mansard

Don't be surprised some female nairalanders might have been chatting him privately.

akayalade:
I also applied, no message yet

same here, no invite here also

Is it possible to get a brand new core i3 laptop for less than 100k. I'm asking on behalf of a friend.

People dey suffer o chaii, this country no be am at all. And to think that this is just a tip of what an average Nigerian is going through

dannybrasky:
After my ordeal with egbon Mufu,a friend of mine who's uncle is a former sss turned CEO of a security company told my friend to come work as a security under his company pending when he would get a better job.
Told my padi I was interested,he spoke to his uncle,after so much begging uncle agreed.

But first we were told we would undergo 3 weeks drill/training b4 being confirmed as security operatives with the company. I kept asking my padi,how much is our salary? He asked his uncle,uncle kept telling us not to worry,said we should undergo the training first,then we can talk about pay later,and we would be well paid

Trusting his uncle,we joined some few recruits numbering about 40 of us to one abandoned warehouse in ijesa b4 cele bustop. No light,no food,nothing, we were to feed ourselves through out our 3 weeks drill. Every morning there is this taekwondo master that comes to drill us on self defense and stuff. This man showed me shege,enduring some harsh conditions with this taekwondo master tying my hands to my feet with rope while sitting on the floor because I wasn't flexible enough,he would then start hitting my lower back with a plank as well as pressing me down saying my head must touch my knee at all cost Yet I endured cos I trusted my friends uncle would give us a robust salary,omo boy was just looking at the bigger picture (FAT PAYCHECK)

After almost 2weeks in the camp,mosquitoes chop nonsense commot for my ear,I drink gaari so tee my jaw begin they swell I kept working up my padi,asking omo you don ask your uncle about our salary? He replied saying his uncle is coming today,said they would even give us supervisor position,my heart jumped for joy,with my hands up high singing HALLELUJAH in my heart that finally I have beaten my village people to it. (The poverty in me was rejoicing )

Finally uncle showed up at the camp,every one was greeting him yes sir yes sir including me,but my paddi wanted to show everyone say em no be der mate went to meet his uncle,they shook hands and he was complaining loudly about mosquitos and no light,even me follow go meet them to show others say I know bros well well.

Conclusion!! They walked away leaving me behind and they kept talking. Long story short,padi came back with a long face,I asked him how far? He said monthly salary is 5k,supervisor 7.5k, My jaw dropped,and immediately my mind went to the taekwondo masters torture and all the early morning reluctant jogging join with other suffering. I wish I could see the taekwondo master and just shift his jaw with one blow. (Wèrè)

The next thing I begin pack my shuttle bag,my guy asked me wetin happen? I replied just dey watch me. Immediately he started packing his own bags as well. The remaining recruits for camp were asking wetin happen? Like say na deaf man,omo boy just lock up. Got to the gate of the warehouse,security said on oga's order no one is allowed to leave the camp. When the guy see as my eye red like songo own,I flung the gate open stepped out,i was waiting for him to just touch me so I can unleash all my frustration on his,em no even dare touch me,na so I match out for camp


My friend later got Visa to Europe few months later,I left lagos few weeks after the camp wahala and got a very good job in just a month.

chaii mogbe, 7.5k after taekwondo sufferings, but that uncle wicked gan o

Agbalanze:
After my NYSC, I didnt want to stay at home so i got a job in a factory, there was no vacancy for B.Sc/ Eng so i accepted the SSCE/OND slot which is more or less a hard labour.
Pay was 15k/month but if you miss work a day
, they will minus 1k and if you come late, minus 2h. Work is Monday to saturday and it's 2wks day, 2wks night. Company pays half price your lunch (N50) and you pay half (N50), and monthly tax was 5h meaning your take home is roughly 13k.
There was this month I missed work for 8days starting from 1st and came late 2 times, after calculating what my pay will be if I work the remaining days , I just left and didn't return.

your salary is 15k for 1 month excluding sundays which makes it roughly 25days in a month and that's equivalent to 600 naira per day. 15,000/25 = #600 per day, yet they take away 1k if u miss a day Haahaa some people no get conscience at all o.

Edonice:
Monthly salary, he his an indian man so he probably thought that 18000 naira is the minimum wage

and because 18000 is the minimum wage he then decided to pick the minimum wage as the salary. some people aren't just human, they are animals in human flesh

Fountainofyouth:
Girl, your low self esteem na follow come, he lock you up and beat you but you still want to go back to him, your brain is full of fufu.

madam u harsh oh, see as you call person brain fufu

Edonice:
I was once called by one of the big entertainment center in Edo state (kada plaza) for an interview, that very day I was so exited and highly elated, I had high expectations and hopes that i was about to start a career in a big firm, I ironed my trousers and starched my shirt.
On that faithful day I matched magestically to the center for the interview there i met other potential employees, I was confident in my self because I know the kind of stuff I am made up of.

It all began when we were asked to que up and one after the other we began to go into the office of the MD for the interview. I was eager for it to get to my turn as I wanted to unleash my persona on the MD.

Finally it got to my turn and I walk into the MD office head high, when I got there I was asked to introduced my self which I did, the MD was an Indian man asking me all sort of questions in his Indian ascent I kept answering him and lecturing him on the job of which I was being interview for..

When he was satisfied that I could handle the position effectively it can to the stage of salary negotiation..

He asked how much will I like to be paid I told him i am open to negotiation. Then the shocker came he started from 10000 then 15000 and finally he said the best the company can pay is 18000 naira.

I just walked out of his office and started heading back on..

Lesson : you should not judge a book by its Cover.

I am still job hunting, praying hard to get a job at least that can make me settle down and start a family.

That's my story

that's ridiculous; u mean that's the salary for a whole month or probably he was referring to daily payment or per week

Pascopele:
Loose your job and know your real friends those who used to call you,will stop,some will ignore your calls, you cannot rely on such people ,have the right people beside you,who understand your pain ,who can help u stand up again,see

true talk bro, u just spoke the reality

PrincessB1:

I need one chair pls

eghuan1:
As my NYSC was drawing to a close, the headmistress of the school I was serving told me she had talked to the ministry of education supervisors and they have agreed to take me as a staff of the school.

I was like wow!

I asked madam, how much us the salary, she said 10k. I said madam, I mean the pay at the end of the month, she said is 10k not enough for you? That's what they pay us o.

Na do I tell am say make I go show my parents my certificate first. I will come back and start work.

She went to tell the students that I will be coming back to teach them.

They've been waiting for me since 2013.

this guy na real clown I swear. This one has kept me rolling on the floor

Guest007:
LOL! what about the pay? I fell for that door to door crap...

I was chased by a dog and some psychos try to invite me in... hell no! so they could eat me this was before GPS.
I never even went back for the pay check... I think they don't pay for training which is work really

but i'm tripping for u o

robosky02:
Its time for the men


Nigeria vs Algeria
Head to head

Games won:9
Games drawn:3
Games lost:7

10 Jan 1973Nigeria v AlgeriaD2-2African Games
28 Jul 1978Algeria v NigeriaL1-0African Games
22 Mar 1980Nigeria v AlgeriaW3-0Africa Cup of Nations

10 Oct 1981Nigeria v AlgeriaL0-2FIFA World Cup

30 Oct 1981Algeria v NigeriaL2-1FIFA World Cup

10 Mar 1982Nigeria v AlgeriaL1-2Africa Cup of Nations

11 Mar 1984Nigeria v AlgeriaD0-0Africa Cup of Nations

23 Mar 1988Nigeria v AlgeriaW1-1Africa Cup of Nations

02 Mar 1990Algeria v NigeriaL5-1Africa Cup of Nations

16 Mar 1990Algeria v NigeriaL1-0Africa Cup of Nations

03 Jul 1993Nigeria v AlgeriaW4-1FIFA World Cup

08 Oct 1993Algeria v NigeriaD1-1FIFA World Cup

14 Sep 1995Nigeria v AlgeriaW2-0African Games

21 Jan 2002Algeria v NigeriaW0-1Africa Cup of Nations

03 Jul 2004Nigeria v AlgeriaW1-0FIFA World Cup

04 Sep 2005Algeria v NigeriaW2-5FIFA World Cup

30 Jan 2010Nigeria v AlgeriaW1-0Africa Cup of Nations

12 Nov 2016Nigeria v AlgeriaW3-1FIFA World Cup

10 Nov 2017Algeria v NigeriaL3-0FIFA World Cup

Lalasticlala

for nov 2017, we fielded an ineligible player and then it was counted as a loss for us.

phyktor:
this one is hard o.... I don't think you can re upload another CV.. since you've submitted, why not start the process all over again using another email??

but don't you think one might be disqualified for applying twice.

I think it will be a welcome development

As long as you're not above 30 at the date of graduation. You are eligible. 30 years is the maximum age acceptable.

It's not just first bank alone, it happens virtually in all Nigerian banks. You see; this is one of the reasons why this country can't move forward. We take advantage of every slight opportunity to exploit each other. Greed is our major problem...this is a profit that all the staffs(including contract) worked for; they all contributed to the income. They preach about team work when they need results, but when it's time to enjoy the benefit of the profit, they sideline some staffs and then share it among themselves. These are Nigerian banks managed by Nigerians and not foreigners and yet we treat ourselves like shit. Put an average Nigerian in the position of power he'll definitely do the same it's in our blood.

I have already submitted but is it still possible to re-upload my cv? cos it seems I have uploaded the wrong cv. The one I uploaded didn't tally with the work experience