₦airaland Forum

Mintayo: are you saying you can't be in a relationship without sex?

difficult, not impossible

Leyqute: he he Very quit indeed

no mind me...

MizMyColi: If she isn't a sharp gyeh, Yes! No reasonable chic allows herself become "friend-zoned"

Nobody want that situation. Her being sharp for me will only make her cheap

glitest: The friendzoinig rules can be applied to ladies as well, problem is most guys can't have a girl without thinking of romancing her.

Thats quit true

Its a season of outburst of topics on guys been frienzoned and possible ways of getting out of this zone. Maybe we have just realized our rights. I begin to wonder if girls too can be frienzoned by guys.

The Much Awaited 2014/2015
Post-UTME has been scheduled. This is to invite Candidates who
have chosen Nasarawa State
University Keffi as their FIRST
CHOICE (BOTH UTME and DIRECT
ENTRY APPLICANTS) and scored
the minimum National Cut off point of 180 and above for the
2014 UTME and Lower Credit for
Direct Entry to the POST UTME/DE
Screening Test. The TEST is scheduled to take
place as follows: Education, Social Science, Art and
Law Faculties are to write on
31st July 2014 whereas Administration, Natural and
Applied Sciences and Agriculture
Faculties are to sit for the exams
on 1st August, 2014. Attached is the full details in the
Picture below. In other words,
NSUK 2014/2015 Post-UTME has
been
scheduled.
This is to invite Candidates who
have chosen Nasarawa State University Keffi
as their FIRST
CHOICE (BOTH UTME and DIRECT
ENTRY
APPLICANTS) and scored the
minimum National Cut off point of 180 and
above for
the 2014 UTME and Lower Credit
for Direct
Entry to the POST UTME/DE
Screening Test. Candidates are expected to come
with the
following:
1. Evidence of payment of
N2000.00
administrative charge for the POST UME/DE
screening exercise using e-
transact platform
from any of the following bank:
Diamond,
UBA, Eco Bank, Unity Bank, First Bank, Zenith
Bank, FCMB, Keystone Bank,
Mainstream
bank. Come along with the
comfirmation order
given to you at the bank along side the
payment teller. Bank charges will
apply.
2. Writing materials.
3. Original POST UME/DE result slip.
The TEST is scheduled to take place as follows:
Education, Social Science, Art and
Law
Faculties are to write on 31st
July 2014
whereas Administration,Natural and
Applied Sciences
and Agriculture Faculties are to
sit for the
exams on 1st August, 2014..
Note. All candidate for Mass Communication
are to note that the programme
is under the
faculty of Arts.

PetroDolla3: dummy dumb dumb Lagos economy is bigger than that of Ghana on[b] paper[/b], ediot! we all know how crime-infested shitnigerians can cook figures,huh? the problem with shitnigerians is that they are tooo dumb. they believe whatever their equally clueless leaders tell them. aarrrrh such dumb people no wonder shitnigerians are getting dumber faster than any people in the world. I gues it has to do with excessive inhaling of generator fumes as well as endemic poverty!

apart from some some 25 million suffering and smiling eediots crammed into a space that is smaller than Greater Accra, what has generator lagos got to offer? nothing, azzhole

TEACHER: How do you recognize a Ghanian writeup.
STUDENT: By the first and last words of the sentence.

BankuTilapia2: Respect is earned not demanded, u nigerians are fuckinggggg horrible cuntsss. U barbaric animals always bleat about other nationals hating u but u r da first people to start talking wreckless about other nationals. U aint better than any other Africans. U r over 100 million cuz most of u lack family planning n give birth like pigssssss. Once again respect is earned n not demanded.

no iota of sensibility in this post.

PetroDolla3: dummy dumb dumb Lagos economy is bigger than that of Ghana on[b] paper[/b], ediot! we all know how crime-infested shitnigerians can cook figures,huh? the problem with shitnigerians is that they are tooo dumb. they believe whatever their equally clueless leaders tell them. aarrrrh such dumb people no wonder shitnigerians are getting dumber faster than any people in the world. I gues it has to do with excessive inhaling of generator fumes as well as endemic poverty!

apart from some some 25 million suffering and smiling eediots crammed into a space that is smaller than Greater Accra, what has generator lagos got to offer? nothing, azzhole

TEACHER: How do you recognize a Ghanian writeup.
STUDENT: By the first and last words of the sentence.

BankuTilapia2: We went n u came u maladroit buffon of agama lizard n rhino breed. Ur country is worthless

Cant you engage in a discourse without such unneccesary show of verbal prowess. Go learn some manners

Ashantiking: Ghana is only second choice to America, Europe and South Africa. Ghana receives some of your best students. Is not about jamb. How come Ghana is always number 1 in waec.

as i said earlier..... Cheating

Ashantiking: Ghana is not Nigeria. Ask your brothers that school in Ghana.

simply because they cant pass JAMB. Ghana is more of a second choice

BankuTilapia2: Look at a nigerian talking about exam malpractice in Ghana. Nigerians are naturally born thieves.

And Gahnians born Wanderers

BankuTilapia2: Look at a nigerian talking about exam malpractice in Ghana. Nigerians are naturally born thieves.

And Gahnians born Wanderers.

Ashantiking: First of all I am a Ghanaian descent. I was born in America, lived in Ghana till I was 10 then moved back to America. As we speak I am in America. It was a test to show that you are very stupid. You claim the crime rate went down once I got on nairaland. Which crime rate? Forking Eba eater

'' I was born in America''. I don hear. I could sense it from your vulgar alterations. Probably born in America to get American citizenship. You should have stayed in Ghana longer because 10 years seemed too short for you to learn MANNERS.

Ashantiking: Yet Ghana was rank number 1 in math and science in Africa. Ghana had the highest scores in waec. Shut the fork up Eba eater. Ghana education is far superior to mumugerias.

Highest Score in WAEC. There must be high rate of examination malpractice there

Ashantiking: What country is that?

Seems this dude has identity issues. He doesnt know his country anymore. Probably thinking he is a German already......'' Get an Identity'
UP Nigeria

Ashantiking: Nairaland that couldn't even pay its bills. The forking site was shut down for almost a month. Stupid Nigerians we are talking about Facebook and Twitter and you are here talking about nairaland. Stfu

Why is it that each time you are on NAIRAland, the crime rate in your country decreases. Just Curious.
Long live Seun

Ashantiking: Nigeria is more like Afghanistan. Apart from GDP there is not a single thing Nigeria is better than Ghana in. Nigeria is more like hell on earth. You Eba eaters are the worst people on earth.

Am salivating. I love Eba. There is a saying that ''success is having what you want while happiness is wanting what you have''. Heading to Germany and Brazil wont guarantee you success. You might end up as a ballboy or stadium steward in Brazil or a diswasher in Germany that if you are even lucky.
Long live my Eba
Long live my contention
Long live Nigeria

tosyne2much: I asked a lady out but she decline my request though we kiss and romance but each time I try to unbotton her skirt. She stops me.... av I been friendzoned ?

Level 3

fijiano202: PDP politics...our girls are still missing but all Bro Jo care abt his winning 2015

Which girls are missing. Lets face reality

ninovandross: Anybody that say's the commentator and the cameramen where avoiding boateng, shld go hve their brain examined, cos the match dat I watched boateng's name was mentioned more than once

Is ''more than once '' a statistic to pride about in a game of 120 minutes?

abatically: U people have started again with this racism thing. I don't know which match u watched but I saw boateng as much as I saw his center half partner hummels, and I heard his name as much as I heard Philip lahm. This is just an illusion from black people. Because he is the only black man on the pitch so whenever he is out of camera range u read meaning to it. Whenever they fail to mention his name u read meaning to it. Is this how much inferior we see ourselves?

It is time we all start seeing ourselves equal and stop looking for an excuse to blame the white man. I'm sure op was looking for boateng as if he is the only German player and because he didn't see him when he wanted to see him then he concluded cameramen were dodging him. What a bizarre statement.

its was so obvious. I observed it too

adaobi123: Manuel Neuer or Bastian - I can't spell his last name lol

Yes! yes! Germany just set another world cup record for the most difficult name to spell

Goallllll........ Na only Goetez waka come

This german coach na Merlin?...him no d change dressing?

nonjebose: See cup

if na Warri dem fit theif am oo

OkikiOluwa1: I m not mad!
Don't tie me, else I bite you!

Suarez

This ref na MTN staff? See MTN N750 wey him d share

uzolexis: That was a foul,penalty...referee do the needful

with such reasoning why will we have African refs at the mundial

dabossman: Aguero is the guy who drinks Extra Joss with Yaya Toure.

Real men drink EXTRA JOSS!

He drinks passion

ninoRico: this passion advert tho...smh

probably the worse advert of the tournament