₦airaland Forum

Jovie: I don't know oh!!! I just write am cos d topic is quite academic

okay

pro01: I have left the prison door open for her to escape, yet she is reluctant to go.

hahaha....husband scarce

freezyprinzy: how do u guys quote peepz nd put'n ur wordz differnt i mean their's in green nd urz normal?

Use the quote button below the person's post

mizBerry1: I wish to have Number 10

God sent me to grant you that wish.

Khalessi: Are you even married

we will set a commitee to look into your question

pro01: I am numbers 1 to 9 rolled into one.

Your wife must be serving a life time jail term if you reall have those characteristics

bigemmmybig: BOSS its not a soon ooo, its already hapening

Yes Boss!

My future wife will be in a better position to tell which group i belong to. Till then

kadas01: If you apply wisdom, you can play and win!

The win usually comes when the lady is around 37 years old

Jovie: GST 109: Philosophy of Romantic Attraction

thats a course in the polytechnic

Eminentsam: Some girls have missed their potential husbands in the course of playing hard to get.

The men will soon start playing hard to find

Unibenstudent: Wasting mb on nairaland,,, what is ........., i will bite u oh

Hi Suarez

sportsmaster: its kinda surprising.. my first post on nairaland made front page.. more than 12000 views...thank u all

Thats the freshair GEJ promised. You are welcome

mizBerry1: . YES...My boyfriend is an Army officer••i want him to come and beat you

Runs to Sambisa for my dear life. Hope i don't find him there because he might be among the troop looking for the Chibok girls.
My PM request still on

With this your username he has every reason to.

mizBerry1: lol...dude where are you from?

So that you will send your boyfriend to beat me up abi?

mizBerry1: huh? Which e-relationship? Huh?

Don't mind me. # Runs ones again to romance section to read a thread titled, '' sily things guys to get a lady's attention''

CFCfan: U no like dis one

I still the read your post uptill nw

mizBerry1: lool...funny you!!!

lets take this e- relationship to the next level. There is a secret i want to tell you. Mind if i PM u?

mizBerry1: reali? Interesting!!!

I just found my Nairaland crush. # Runs to romance section to open a thread seeking for advice.

mizBerry1: you wish!!

judging from the pretty face, the booty can be best imagined.

banega: Mmm • #Team flat/small bum •

Na bones b dat nw

mizBerry1: Emm..where do I belong?? #Bootylious or #Sliperlious? Huh?

send me the pix of the booty so i can quarantine it

zeongeon: For me big booty has no cons just PRO's...if its a big booty then its Good.

i dey your back

Miss Holand's shoes gat me laughing.

fattbabakay: .
Nairaland was attacked,FB was off maybe due to some sorts of upgrades...
I repeat,it was not an attack nd btw not every attack leads to data loss!!!!
!!!!Get ur facts right!
No one expected u to miss it since it wasn't even more dan minutes...


--------FB can't be off due to an attack cos no be only one man dey manage am,if FB was to be attacked den it must be from a deep insider-------

everyman to his opinion. That was mine

all4naija: It works here!

It was off. Maybe you didnt notice.

Yes ! It was off. Lessons to learn:
1. They recovered in less than 10 minutes unlike Nairaland that was off for God knows how long.
2. Facebook didnt loss any data.
3. I missed Nairaland during its trial moment than Facebook.

AdetayoS: I knw most of dis pro Jonathan guys on nairaland hv been paid.

By who? Provide the addendum to that APC motivated lacuna.

I didnt read the Thread but i know GEJ is working.

With God, all things are possible

we don't have light to watch it.