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pardon me pple,but i wuld lyk 2 kno if there is a way one can add some inches to his height without using drugs.but in case drugs r the only soln i wuld still lyk to kno pls.

pls,i wuld lyk to kno if there is any quick cure for sores ,either in the mouth or btw the toes(athlete's foot).becos i am constantly being plagued by mouth sores especially.and it is always excruciatingly painful . i always have to bear the pain for several weeks b4 it naturally goes.so pls i wuld lyk to kno if dere is a quick soln to it.

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check out these funny conversations:

tom: it's true dat ihave lots of money but i want u to understand somtin,:money can buy u a bed but not sleep,can buy u drugs but not health,can buy u blood but not life.u see,in fact,it causes more pain and suffering.i tell u dis as a friend.

james: enh eee! is dat so, okay as a friend too i wuldn't like u to suffer,so send me all ur money so that i'll take away ur pain and suffering!


tom: why did u eat so fast at hte party?

james: i had to eat that fast co i was afraid of loosing my appetite.


tom: doctor, r u sure i'm suferring from pneumonia?becos once i heard about adoctor treating sum1 with pneumonia but the person finally died of typhoid.

doctor: oh! mr tom,don't worry that won't happen to u. i don't mix things up here,if i treat sum1 with pneumonia,he will die of pneumonia(strait forward)!

@sam milla,i already it's a nollywood issue but agree wif mi dat dis thins happen.besides wot d'u want wif d gov's i.d? u wan put mi 4 kasala abi?

@sam milla,i actualy said dis is a nollywd issue already,dnt kno y u shld repeat the same.but agree wif mi dat dis thins happen!.nd besides,wt d'u wanna do wif d govs i.d?

fellow nairalanders, i need ur help urgently.this is a typical nollywood scenario.neva knew it could really happen.i have a friend who is knda broke nd has dis pretty chic who is a part-time model.my guy here doesnt have enuf bar to maintain d babe.along the line,during one of her sessions,she got in contact with a particular governor's(name witheld) aide wu linked her up wif d gov himself.she goes back to her bf and explains dat goin out wit d gov wuld b 4 d 'betterment' of thier lives as in she wuld rake in more moni + connection4 him. this gov im talking about already has several wives.my friend is really in a fix wat d'u suggest? i need sincere answers please.

3 sons left home,went out on thier own &prospered.getting back 2geda,d ist built a big house for the mother,the2nd sent her a mercedes benz wit a driver.the third smiled& said,''i've got u both beaten,remember mom likes2 read the bible& she can't see clearly anylonger.so i sent her a remarkable parrot that recites d entire bible.infact it took the elders 12 yrs to teach this wonderful parrot all the bible verses.soon after,mom sent her letter of thanx.to the ist son she wrote''the house u built is so huge,i only live in one room but i have to clean the other rooms.'vry stressful".to the 2nd son,she wrote,i am too old to travel any more,my eyesite is failing me so i rarely use the benz becos i hardly go out,and beside the driver is too rude.nd finally to the last son she wrote"u have good sense to know wot ur mother likes.thank u very much my son becos the chicken was delicious!"

''nice joke''aight'

what d'u intend 2 achieve by askin' such a daft question?

mirror,mirror on the wall,whose d freshest among dem all?check em out

grandest wedding for the yr o8',u'll love this!

for those of u that do not know usher's dad, well here's the chance!

this has got 2 be a joke somehow!!!

one night a man was relaxing in the parlour wit his wife and 2 little kids a girl(amaka:10yrs) and a boy(chike:8yrs) when armed robbers suddenly burst into thier house.armed with dangerous catapaults,bows&arrows,the robbers told everyone to lie down and close thier eyes while they robbed the house.chike&amaka were lying side by side and then suddenly chike decided2 open his eyes but d robbers didn't see him.amaka too decided to open her eyes and saw chike doin'same.feeling like a senior,she told chike to close his eyesbut he refused insisting he wanted to watch the robbers.in a fit of fury,amaka stood up to one of them and beckoned:emm, uncle, uncle arms robber pls come and tell chike to close his eyesooooooooo! he's too disobedient!

na u even reply am,na 2jus scrol down and give comment

guy,watz ur problem now haba!

dummest comparism ever! shit f***k!.can u imagine,, the bomb, the brains

guy not in this world!!! .i rather u resemble FELIX DUKE!

wanna slap nonso diobi4 always barkin' and being fuzzy in most movies.

d'banj and obesere y not tuface and pasuma!

u see,all these are u.k sturves.tell her to lure her dota2 nija for just 6months.woo,omo yen a gba!

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahh

there was this certain husband who fell seriously ill and was taken to the hospital by his wife. the wife was later called into the doctor's office to discuss wot the problem was.on entering the office,she expected thedoctor to give her some valid explanation for her husbands' illness but all she got was a list of things to do in order for her husband to survive .hear wat the doctor said;
doctor:woman,ur husband is critically ill,these are the things u shld put in place:
1.make sure u make the house clean at all times,
2.make sure u prepare him good food all the time,especially his best food,
3.make sure u always come back from work early enough to take care of him,
4.make sure that there is no noise around him at all times,
5.make sure he gets enough rest and good sleep,
6.make sure he doesn't go through any form of stress.
''these are the things to do madam' says the doctor,or ur husband will die.
when she got home wit her husband, he later asked her about wat the doctr said earlier that day.she looked at him wit pity and said 'honey,i don't know how to say this but the doctor said u should brace up because u are certainly going to DIE!!!'

gud jokes I'm still laffing.  ;